Starting again at life in middle age

[elvis]

So at the grand old age of 52 , I am about to leave the comfort of my home of nearly 15 years 

 

Moving into a flat on my own and absolutely dreading it 

 

Not my idea , but the marriage is stale as fuck so was going to happen sooner or later . 

So who do we have on here with similar experience ?

[Dougie Do'ins]

16 minutes ago, elvis said:

So at the grand old age of 52 , I am about to leave the comfort of my home of nearly 15 years 

 

Moving into a flat on my own and absolutely dreading it 

 

Not my idea , but the marriage is stale as fuck so was going to happen sooner or later . 

So who do we have on here with similar experience ?

Don't look at it as starting aging. Look at it as carrying things on only with different circumstances. 

[easytoslip]

And your free to do anything you want any old time. Like everything else it'll become the norm after a while. 

Make sure your toilet is always clean and your bed sheets for when the chicks start coming back. 

[elvis]

Tried every angle , but not having that family thing going on is tough to imagine , the fact I have daughters and not sons means interests are biased towards the mother spending most of the time with them.

[Scott_M]

Get on Tinder. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Give it a week or two, you'll love it. 

[cloggypop]

It's the Elvis 2020 Comeback Special. 

[Geoff Woade]

It’s boss, I’m 15 years younger than you and split up with my wife about a year and a half ago. I kept the house and had the kids half the time. About 9 months ago I agreed to give it another go for the kids but that was a mistake and we called it in March. We agreed to all live together during lockdown as the kids are young so we could both support them and be safer. 
She’s now buying another place and I cannot wait to get back in the routine I had. 

I’m assuming your kids are older so there’s less of a worry there.

Getting your own life back and not having to worry about pleasing someone else just so you don’t get moaned at constantly is ace. 
Embrace it and then don’t get back with her.

[stringvest]

Elvis has left the building.  

 

I've done it mate.  It's terrible for the finances but good for the soul.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

And your free to do anything you want any old time. Like everything else it'll become the norm after a while. 

Make sure your toilet is always clean and your bed sheets for when the chicks start coming back. 

Good advice.

 

And make sure you haven't wiped your dick on the curtains after wanking. They're your curtains, for fuck's sake.

[stringvest]

1 minute ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Good advice.

 

And make sure you haven't wiped your dick on the curtains after wanking. They're your curtains, for fuck's sake.

wise words.  It's a hard habit to break, but it's worth it.  Better still, get some blinds.

[easytoslip]

6 minutes ago, stringvest said:

wise words.  It's a hard habit to break, but it's worth it.  Better still, get some blinds.

They might cut your helmet though? 

[Rico1304]

Everyone will end up happier mate. Well not everyone, Everton fans won’t. 

[littletedwest]

One of my mates split up with his wife last year. He was 21 before he'd shagged a bird. Now he's on tinder, until lockdown he was out every few nights with different ones at 41

[Rico1304]

Ask Col, he’s about your age and since his split hasn’t looked back. 

[Dr Nowt]

You really want to know?

 

Just received this alert and have eaten 7 packets of crisps in an hour.

 

 

Living the fucking dream here, pal.
 

You’ll never look back.

[Numero Veinticinco]

16 minutes ago, Captain Milk said:

You really want to know?

 

Just received this alert and have eaten 7 packets of crisps in an hour.

 

 

Living the fucking dream here, pal.
 

You’ll never look back.

What flavour?

[Dr Nowt]

8 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

What flavour?

Monster munch roast beef, pickled onion and flaming hot x 2, Tyrells sweet chilli.

 

Unless you meant Javi. In which case, flaming hot.

[Barrington Womble]

Starting again? There's nothing worse than being trapped in an unhappy home - for everyone including the kids. I'd be seeing that as an escape and an opportunity to be happy or at least not miserable. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

17 minutes ago, Captain Milk said:

Flaming hot.

Copy that. 

[A Red]

It will turn out whichever way you plan for. Brilliant I hope

[VladimirIlyich]

A little less conversation and bit more action please.

[TheHowieLama]

5 hours ago, elvis said:

 

Moving into a flat on my own and absolutely dreading it 

 

Are most of your friend group married as well and did you meet them with your ex?

 

Did you live alone before the marriage?

[sir roger]

Don't wear the jump suit on a first date.

[Captain Turdseye]

Bachelor pad, man. Living the fucking dream.