Everton (A) 21/6/2020

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Captain Milk said:

That was like watching our first summer friendly each year (I obviously know we played Blackburn). The whole thing is just going to be mostly very dull to watch from near enough everyone just in form and fitness, let alone factoring in the enormous hit to atmosphere, tension and excitement of no fans. And the huge disappointment that Martin Tyler has been allowed out of shielding.

 

We'll not click into a groove for a good few games, no doubt. Nonetheless, at some point very soon we will watch Hendo lift that trophy, and finally lose this interminable fucking weight we've been carrying round, akin as it is to the aggregate of every last single male on lockdown's scrotat mass.

Shall we Zoom and drink brandy and want over boss footy tops from the early 90s? Anything to get me out of talking to this twat next to me 

[3 Stacks]

Just now, Elite said:

Carragher talking absolute bollocks as usual.

Carra's said we've bottled it, I bet. 

[bizzle10]

point gained there beat palace avoid defeat at city and its done.Think Jurgen has now surpassed Bob paisleys record with 11 games unbeaten in a derby

[Dr Nowt]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Shall we Zoom and drink brandy and want over boss footy tops from the early 90s? Anything to get me out of talking to this twat next to me 

Ha. Go for it mate, I've an hour or so in me.

[Elite]

1 minute ago, 3 Stacks said:

Carra's said we've bottled it, I bet. 

No. Everton deserved to win.

[Lee909]

7 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

All right footers down the left is a killer.

 

Zero creativity in midfield.

 

Shit game, 1 point closer. Come on you Mighty Reds.

This

It was obvious very early we had no width. And as good as Trent is, he doesn't offer conventional width, doesn't beat a fullback often and without Mo he has little to overlap. Same with Mane, needs a overlapping fullback to keep the width. 

 

Minamino and Firmino drop into the same position and Keita also wants to push into that same place. 

 

 

 

Anyway first game back we are normally crap, 5 pts needed 

[niallers]

15 minutes ago, Captain Milk said:

That was like watching our first summer friendly each year (I obviously know we played Blackburn). The whole thing is just going to be mostly very dull to watch from near enough everyone just in form and fitness, let alone factoring in the enormous hit to atmosphere, tension and excitement of no fans. And the huge disappointment that Martin Tyler has been allowed out of shielding.

 

We'll not click into a groove for a good few games, no doubt. Nonetheless, at some point very soon we will watch Hendo lift that trophy, and finally lose this interminable fucking weight we've been carrying round, akin as it is to the aggregate of every last single male on lockdown's scrotat mass.

City will have played 4 games by the time we go there, so we'd better click fucking soon. Of all teams, city are the best at training ground matches and I don't want us getting a pasting. 

[BeefStroganoff]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You're made of prawn crackers you fucking hand dryer 

He got kicked on the achilles, for fuck's sake.

Fucking hell mate you get kicked harder than that in sunday league. He got hit on the top of his foot. Thats why he took his boot off.

[dockers_strike]

2 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

I'd have taken a point before kick off. It's a point closer and only 5 more needed. Do the business on Wednesday and win it at the emptyhad.

We'd only need to draw at the emptyhad, wouldnt we?

 

JB the only one talking sense on the after match there. Their two chances came about when Gini fucked about with Fab on the halfway line and lost possession and the other when Degsy was apeshit.

[Dr Nowt]

4 minutes ago, niallers said:

City will have played 4 games by the time we go there, so we'd better click fucking soon. Of all teams, city are the best at training ground matches and I don't want us getting a pasting. 

Agree with that mate. Going to be a tough game with the way they were pinging it about.

 

However, if we really want to pick holes in anything from a playing options point of view today, it's the squad. 

 

Robbo and Salah will be playing in that game, and we all know we're a very different proposition with the best 11 out.

[aRdja]

Our attack was very disappointing tonight. Mane tried very hard and he got kicked around all night. Minamino had some moments, but that’s it. Why move Mane central after bringing Origi on? Bobby was probably the most disappointing of them all. He could’ve easily played Keita in, and the game would’ve changed.

[Elite]

All this post-match fawning over Calvert-Lewin is ridiculous. He's 23 for fuck sake and bang average, they are talking like he's a 16yr old Wayne Rooney or 17yr old Michael Owen.

[dockers_strike]

2 minutes ago, BeefStroganoff said:

Fucking hell mate you get kicked harder than that in sunday league. He got hit on the top of his foot. Thats why he took his boot off.

No he pointed down the back of his heel and achilles. And it isnt sunday league so better to talk him off as a precaution rather than make it worse. But whatever, crack on.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

How many draws get us across the line? 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, dockers_strike said:

No he pointed down the back of his heel and achilles. And it isnt sunday league so better to talk him off as a precaution rather than make it worse. But whatever, crack on.

He's made of wafers, there is no denying that.

[Elite]

Just now, Nelly-Torres said:

How many draws get us across the line? 

What's 5x1?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, Nelly-Torres said:

How many draws get us across the line? 

2, if we draw against Palace a draw at the Emptyhad will suffice. 

[BeefStroganoff]

Just now, Elite said:

He's made of wafers, there is no denying that.

He almost cost us the match. Everton couldn't get near our box until Lovren came on.

[Anubis]

We’d have to win at Palace.

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Elite said:

Carragher talking absolute bollocks as usual.

About what? 

[an tha]

Just checked Man City's games and of course they'll dick Burnley who will of course curl up in a ball like most of the league do like cowards there, and look to keep score down to 3 or 4.

 

But them they go to Chelsea who are decent and have loads to play for - no gimme for them that.

 

So if we can beat Palace we might just be celebrating this coming week!

[DalyanPete]

I just don't get Naby. It's all give and go that normally doesn't work .

Expected so much more.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

Fucking shite. Our attack was a shambles. Never looked like scoring.

 

Bobby was invisible. Minamino. I don't get it all with him. Had the same thoughts pre-lockdown. Offers fuck all. Mane gave 150% as per usual.

 

Naby was good before he was subbed.

 

Don't mention the Lovren. Walking fucking disaster.

 

Could and should have lost it towards the end.

 

If we play like that against Palace, they'll do a job on us.

 

[Anubis]

Everything.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Captain Milk said:

Ha. Go for it mate, I've an hour or so in me.

Sound give me an hour