Lily James

[Stickman]

4 hours ago, Mook said:

Nice pictures but I think it's worth pointing out that the original is best...

 

Saturday nights used to be boss......Baywatch followed by ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Jockey]

8 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Saturday nights used to be boss......Baywatch followed by ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Followed by a trip to A & E with a torn cock! 

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Saturday nights used to be boss......Baywatch followed by ...

 

 

 

 

 

 

That gifs my night sorted.

[Section_31]

Youdale was outrageous, especially as the games mistress.

 

"I'm going back to the bathroom now, I was in the middle of something with my loofah."

 

https://youtu.be/Uo7FCEhSaJQ

 

 

 

 

[sir roger]

Jet will be on the amnesty thread by midnight

[Jockey]

Amazing that as a teen that all you need is a women in a leotard and you're fapping away all night,  then as you get older you need matures pissing on each other to get slightly aroused! 

 

I would assume! 

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Youdale was outrageous, especially as the games mistress.

 

"I'm going back to the bathroom now, I was in the middle of something with my loofah."

 

https://youtu.be/Uo7FCEhSaJQ

 

 

 

 

Class. 

Is that David Walliams playing the nerdy bloke with the glasses?

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Class. 

Is that David Walliams playing the nerdy bloke with the glasses?

Yeah that was his first gig I think? Believe it or not he was actually quite good in Games World, used to play a few different characters.

[KMD7]

3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Yeah that was his first gig I think? Believe it or not he was actually quite good in Games World, used to play a few different characters.

Yeah true and he used to do the odd cameo appearance on Shooting Stars back in the day as well. 

[Mook]

I never found Jet remotely attractive, too muscly and take away all that hair & that's a bloke's coupon.

 

 

 

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, Mook said:

I never found Jet remotely attractive, too muscly and take away all that hair & that's a bloke's coupon.

 

Thank fuck someone's been brave enough to say it. A really average bird who worked out. Says it all that she was the best on Gladiators.

[manwiththestick]

7 hours ago, Mook said:

Nice pictures but I think it's worth pointing out that the original is best...

 

I went out with a girl in the mid nineties who modelled herself on Anderson and to be fair she did look like her. She was real tidy but knew it, dull as dishwater and full of herself but made you feel 10ft tall in the pubs and clubs as she would hang off me all night, dancing up close and all that and I could see other lads thinking jammy bastard.

 

It was a good couple of months but I moved on to another who could actually hold a conversation, my mates thought I was insane.

 

Back on track, Lily is boss.

 

 

[Mudface]

14 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

I went out with a girl in the mid nineties who modelled herself on Anderson and to be fair she did look like her. She was real tidy but knew it, dull as dishwater and full of herself but made you feel 10ft tall in the pubs and clubs as she would hang off me all night, dancing up close and all that and I could see other lads thinking jammy bastard.

 

It was a good couple of months but I moved on to another who could actually hold a conversation, my mates thought I was insane.

 

Back on track, Lily is boss.

 

 

Still got her number? I'm sick to fucking death of talking to women.

[KMD7]

32 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Still got her number? I'm sick to fucking death of talking to women.

The years haven't been kind to her 

[Bjornebye]

Spectacular way to come out as bent that Mook. Bravo 

[sir roger]

At least Muddy can show him the ropes.

[Mook]

I generally fancy birds with nice faces. Jet had an athletic body & her hair was all done up nice but this is her face when you take the other things away & it is not pretty...

 

[VladimirIlyich]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

I generally fancy birds with nice faces. Jet had an athletic body & her hair was all done up nice but this is her face when you take the other things away & it is not pretty...

 

Seriously? That's a better looking bird than most of the female population.

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 minutes ago, Mook said:

I generally fancy birds with nice faces. Jet had an athletic body & her hair was all done up nice but this is her face when you take the other things away & it is not pretty...

 

Never heard of the bloke, who is he? 

[Mook]

1 minute ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Seriously? That's a better looking bird than most of the female population.

Vlad, Satan will be ice skating to work before I take your opinion on the attractiveness of women seriously.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just now, Mook said:

Vlad, Satan will be ice skating to work before I take your opinion on the attractiveness of women seriously.

You really should. You youngsters and your attraction towards plastic and botox is a dangerous thing.

[Mook]

3 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

You really should. You youngsters and your attraction towards plastic and botox is a dangerous thing.

I'll be making the Guinness book of records as the World's first 42 year old youngster by the looks of it.

[Bruce Spanner]

12 minutes ago, Mook said:

I generally fancy birds with nice faces. Jet had an athletic body & her hair was all done up nice but this is her face when you take the other things away & it is not pretty...

 

 

So, I gave Jet a beard.

 

Not going to lie I'd still happily get face rash of her.

 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

So, I gave Jet a beard.

 

Not going to lie I'd still happily get face rash of her.

 

Still hotter than 99% of women from from Edinburgh 

[Mook]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Still hotter than 99% of women from from Edinburgh 

More than likely, Edinburgh birds are stuck up fucking pigs generally speaking.

 

I've only ever gone out with one bird from Edinburgh though and I can confidently say she had a nicer coupon than Jet.