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Lessons In Reality The Hard Way


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That reminds me of the time when I was a kid and I was kicking a loose service plate on a street lamp and it must have hit the wires inside. All I can remember is a a brief, sharp pain, a buzzing in my head, the hairs on my arms standing up, and being conscious of being sat on my arse about five feet away from the street lamp with no memory of how I got there.

 

I didn’t get any super powers either.

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Drinking too much at a family meal and thinking that the wife’s family loved me so much they’d want to hear when we said we were trying for a baby to follow it up with ‘I’ve been doing her mostly doggy style as apparently that’s more likely to get you a boy’
 

Awkward drive home.

 

 

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