Death Row Last Meal?

[Mook]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Whats the point? 

I fucking love broccoli, could eat a massive plate of it for my tea quite happily.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

A fry-up with beans on just so there's one less dirty bastard on earth. 

Yes, I'd pull the lever on you there.

[Pureblood]

Minced beef Findus Crispy Pancakes, oven chips and an ice cold Coke. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Yes, I'd pull the lever on you there.

 

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Didn't load up, Stig, but I hope it's as filthy and insulting as I expect.

[Rico1304]

Stein of beer, bratwurst. 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Didn't load up, Stig, but I hope it's as filthy and insulting as I expect.

Its just me after eating beans on a fry-up, before the absolutely rightful execution. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[3 Stacks]

Pussy. Medium rare. 

[Tony Moanero]

Aubergine Parmigiana 

Fish, chips and mushy peas

Home-made apple pie and custard

(Double portion of everything. Greedy cunt, me.)

2 Litre bottle of Coca-Cola

 

[aRdja]

This is a really difficult ask, almost impossible to do... I eat pretty much anything edible. I also love travelling. I find it very difficult to separate food and the context. For instance, Italian is probably my most favourite type of food, but how could you reduce it to one meal? I certainly can’t... it’s the fresh plump tomatoes, it’s the lovely earthy olive oil, it’s the cheap delicious vino, it’s the squirting burratta... but it’s not *just* the food... It’s the bustling piazza, it’s the pleasant mild air, it’s the people; the locals and your companion... it’s the fact that it’s fine to sleep-in the following day and spend the first couple of hours nursing a mild hangover, because you know a quick dip in the Adriatic is all you need to make yourself feel whole again. What meal would I choose to have in a cold dark cell a couple of hours before they inject poison into my veins? I don’t think I could have Italian, it’d just be too sad. In that context, I’d probably have to say... a Full Irish Breakfast.

- 1x pork and fennel sausage with high meat content

- 2x middle bacon cooked to perfection

- 1x fried egg over hard

- 1x black pudding

- 1x white pudding

- toasted sourdough

- tomatoes

- mushrooms

- properly reduced beans in a ramekin.

[Captain Howdy]

Those sinister dinner deals

The meal trolleys wicked wheels.

 

[mgw100]

Not seen middle bacon in ages. 

[The Golden Eel]

A big plate of chips with mayonnaise 

[Mook]

1 hour ago, mgw100 said:

Not seen middle bacon in ages. 

 

[aRdja]

1 hour ago, mgw100 said:

Not seen middle bacon in ages. 

It’s the default here in Australia. Best of both worlds IMO.

[Dr Nowt]

7 hours ago, aRdja said:

This is a really difficult ask, almost impossible to do... I eat pretty much anything edible. I also love travelling. I find it very difficult to separate food and the context. For instance, Italian is probably my most favourite type of food, but how could you reduce it to one meal? I certainly can’t... it’s the fresh plump tomatoes, it’s the lovely earthy olive oil, it’s the cheap delicious vino, it’s the squirting burratta... but it’s not *just* the food... It’s the bustling piazza, it’s the pleasant mild air, it’s the people; the locals and your companion... it’s the fact that it’s fine to sleep-in the following day and spend the first couple of hours nursing a mild hangover, because you know a quick dip in the Adriatic is all you need to make yourself feel whole again. What meal would I choose to have in a cold dark cell a couple of hours before they inject poison into my veins? I don’t think I could have Italian, it’d just be too sad. In that context, I’d probably have to say... a Full Irish Breakfast.

- 1x pork and fennel sausage with high meat content

- 2x middle bacon cooked to perfection

- 1x fried egg over hard

- 1x black pudding

- 1x white pudding

- toasted sourdough

- tomatoes

- mushrooms

- properly reduced beans in a ramekin.

Like a cross between xerxes and JP.

 

Chapeau.

[Elite]

7 hours ago, aRdja said:

This is a really difficult ask, almost impossible to do... I eat pretty much anything edible. I also love travelling. I find it very difficult to separate food and the context. For instance, Italian is probably my most favourite type of food, but how could you reduce it to one meal? I certainly can’t... it’s the fresh plump tomatoes, it’s the lovely earthy olive oil, it’s the cheap delicious vino, it’s the squirting burratta... but it’s not *just* the food... It’s the bustling piazza, it’s the pleasant mild air, it’s the people; the locals and your companion... it’s the fact that it’s fine to sleep-in the following day and spend the first couple of hours nursing a mild hangover, because you know a quick dip in the Adriatic is all you need to make yourself feel whole again. What meal would I choose to have in a cold dark cell a couple of hours before they inject poison into my veins? I don’t think I could have Italian, it’d just be too sad. In that context, I’d probably have to say... a Full Irish Breakfast.

- 1x pork and fennel sausage with high meat content

- 2x middle bacon cooked to perfection

- 1x fried egg over hard

- 1x black pudding

- 1x white pudding

- toasted sourdough

- tomatoes

- mushrooms

- properly reduced beans in a ramekin.

I hope you say all that to the Governor, he'll laugh all the way to the guillotine.

[KMD7]

8 hours ago, aRdja said:

This is a really difficult ask, almost impossible to do... I eat pretty much anything edible. I also love travelling. I find it very difficult to separate food and the context. For instance, Italian is probably my most favourite type of food, but how could you reduce it to one meal? I certainly can’t... it’s the fresh plump tomatoes, it’s the lovely earthy olive oil, it’s the cheap delicious vino, it’s the squirting burratta... but it’s not *just* the food... It’s the bustling piazza, it’s the pleasant mild air, it’s the people; the locals and your companion... it’s the fact that it’s fine to sleep-in the following day and spend the first couple of hours nursing a mild hangover, because you know a quick dip in the Adriatic is all you need to make yourself feel whole again. What meal would I choose to have in a cold dark cell a couple of hours before they inject poison into my veins? I don’t think I could have Italian, it’d just be too sad. In that context, I’d probably have to say... a Full Irish Breakfast.

- 1x pork and fennel sausage with high meat content

- 2x middle bacon cooked to perfection

- 1x fried egg over hard

- 1x black pudding

- 1x white pudding

- toasted sourdough

- tomatoes

- mushrooms

- properly reduced beans in a ramekin.

You'd have already been executed by the time you decided what you were having

[Trumo]

I wouldn't order anything for myself. Instead, I'd request a plate of lutefisk for each of the staff, and demand for a can of surstromming to be opened in the room while they're tucking in.