Death Row Last Meal?

[Elite]

Don't take the piss but you can choose a starter, main and dessert....

[Bjornebye]

A fry-up with beans on just so there's one less dirty bastard on earth. 

[Elite]

Salt and pepper chicken wings

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Chicken Jalfrezi

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Hot Chocolate pudding with cold Ice cream

[Section_31]

Some sticky chicken wings to start

12oz ribeye with chips, medium rare, peppercorn sauce, American style macaroni cheese on the side 

Creme brulee 

Glass of red wine 

Latte for the finish 

 

Cost you 50 quid at a steakhouse all that, I'm a simple soul

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Elite said:

Hot Chocolate pudding with cold I've cream

So that’s two less dirty bastards then. 

[Bob]

4-4-2, sweeper keeper, 2002 arsenal back 4, ‘97 Juve midfield and an arctic roll.

[Elite]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

So that’s two less dirty bastards then. 

This autocorrect on my phone is going to get me into trouble. Might start a blog about it.

[YorkshireRed]

Starter: My mothers homemade soup and a fresh, crusty, bread roll and butter. 

 

Main: Lamb roast dinner with all the trimmings. Given it’s my last meal, I’d also like a bowl of chilli on the side with grated cheese on top. 

 

Dessert: Treacle sponge with vanilla ice cream. 

[Strontium]

Soup made from plastic explosives

Pizza with machete free gift

A cake with a machine gun inside it

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Elite]

Just now, Strontium Dog™ said:

Soup made from plastic explosives

Pizza with machete free gift

A cake with a machine gun inside it

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wouldn't be very tasty though would it?

[Strontium]

Just now, Elite said:

Wouldn't be very tasty though would it?

 

Nothing tastes as good as freedom.

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Nothing tastes as good as freedom.

Don't remember seeing that on Just Eat.

[TheHowieLama]

8 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

Nothing tastes as good as freedom fries.

 

[ZonkoVille77]

Scallops with black pudding.

 

Rack of Lamb with mint sauce and all the usual roast trimmings. 

 

Sticky Toffee Pudding with Vanilla Ice cream. 

 

Bottle of Beaujolais Villages.

[Guest]

39 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

A fry-up with beans on just so there's one less dirty bastard on earth. 

[KMD7]

I'd imagine I wouldnt have much of an appetite the night before my execution

[Dr Nowt]

Rita Ora 

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, S.i.t.M aka The Boring One™ said:

Thats worse than Blue Waffle 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, KMD7 said:

I'd imagine I wouldnt have much of an appetite the night before my execution

If you'd be stuck on death row for 15 years you'd probably welcome it.

[KMD7]

1 minute ago, Elite said:

If you'd be stuck on death row for 15 years you'd probably welcome it.

True.

 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, KMD7 said:

True.

 

As long as Percy wets the sponge that is.

[Captain Turdseye]

I imagine it’s harder to find the time for a last meal these days. Most of the people scheduled for execution will be spending their final day giving one last interview for the Netflix documentary that’s inevitably being made to prove their innocence. 

[A Red]

3 sleeping tablets

[Mook]

Starter - Spanish seafood soup

Main - fillet steak (medium rare) with chips & broccoli

Dessert - tiramisu

 

Washed down with a few cans of Innis & Gunn

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Mook said:

Starter - Spanish seafood soup

Main - fillet steak (medium rare) with chips & broccoli

Dessert - tiramisu

 

Washed down with a few cans of Innis & Gunn

Whats the point? 

 

I'm surprised you didn't wanna wash it down with a protein shake