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Mine eyes have seen a beauty so rare.

Skin like milk and hair so fair.

A voice so sweet with no despair.

To soothe the beast in his savage lair.

 

Come to me come to me maiden so true.

With lips so red and eyes so blue.

I want you I want you I want you.

Dear Lily Lily be mine do.

 

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"The Blog" by TK421

 

Pensive reflections and cognitive abstract expressions

Intertwining synergy infusing the soul

Energised ion keeping my eyes on

You

 

My thoughts an oscillating sine wave of pure emotion

Committed to you in perpetuity

Like barnacles on the rock 

Of life

 

A captive audience of growing appreciation

Living in the symbiosis of optics

Conjoined in time and space

But ever drifting apart

 

Speak to me, sweet paradox

For I am the servant

To your masterful overarching power

Enshrine me tonight

Tonight

Tonight

 

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Covid is a generous muse.

 

‘2020 Vision’


A biblical plague 
In the digital era 
Human krill snuff film

 

Dear Leader and the 4chan cunt’
 

Stuttering haystack
The mekon dressed as Titchmarsh
Die die die die die

 

‘Manual Transmission’
 

Hey, the R0 number 
Is way bigger than your IQ
White van mongoloid

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1 minute ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Poetry is written by frustrated people who can't play guitar, or so they say.

 

Well those and steaming great homosexuals by the way.

Totally fictitious statement.

 

Love the way that shirt fits you by the way.

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4 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Mine eyes have seen a beauty so rare.

Skin like milk and hair so fair.

A voice so sweet with no despair.

To soothe the beast in his savage lair.

 

Come to me come to me maiden so true.

With lips so red and eyes so blue.

I want you I want you I want you.

Dear Lily Lily be mine do.

 

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Lily Allen or Lily James? 

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99% of poetry is dreadful. Unless you’re really good at it (Tennyson, Wordsworth, Shakespeare type good) then you should stop immediately. Especially if you are daft enough to put it out in public


John Cooper Clarke gets a pass because he’s mad as fuck and I generally consider his stuff as lyrics

 

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1 hour ago, PestiRed said:

99% of poetry is dreadful. Unless you’re really good at it (Tennyson, Wordsworth, Shakespeare type good) then you should stop immediately. Especially if you are daft enough to put it out in public


John Cooper Clarke gets a pass because he’s mad as fuck and I generally consider his stuff as lyrics

 

Pam Ayres > Shakespeare

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2 hours ago, PestiRed said:

99% of poetry is dreadful. Unless you’re really good at it (Tennyson, Wordsworth, Shakespeare, Elite type good) then you should stop immediately. Especially if you are daft enough to put it out in public


John Cooper Clarke gets a pass because he’s mad as fuck and I generally consider his stuff as lyrics

 

Cheers pal.

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1 hour ago, Elite said:

Poetry is shit,

I'm shit at poetry,

Poetry is great,

I'm great at poetry,

I'm a poet trapped in an anti-poets body,

One for the trans thread?

Do you enjoy writing poetry? If so, you should keep writing it. You may not be Tennyson, you might not even be Adrian Mole, but you are still writing poems worth reading. 

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48 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Do you enjoy writing poetry? If so, you should keep writing it. You may not be Tennyson, you might not even be Adrian Mole, but you are still writing poems worth reading. 

Nah, I only do it as a piss about. 

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1 minute ago, Elite said:

Nah, I only do it as a piss about. 

Either way, keep doing it. You’ll never make any money from it, most people will ridicule you for writing them, hardly anyone will read anything you write, your friends probably won’t get it, they won’t help you get girls and people on Internet forums will think you’re a cunt. Other than that, they’re as good a way as any to pass the time. 

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