Marmalade. What side of the wall do you stand?

[Bjornebye]

Verbal was having a go at Paddington Bear for stealing it on the Religion & Faith thread but as far as I'm concerned he can have the stuff. All of it the fat little tit. 

 

Marmalade was invented in a medieval STI clinic. Why waste your time on jellied piss when you can choose from truly lovely stuff like Jam or Honey? 

 

 

[Vector Sigma]

Like it, but very rarely choose it whether I'm having toast, crumpets or whatever.

 

I'd put lemon curd ahead of it too.

[Captain Turdseye]

Again, there’s no middle ground. 
 

Don’t mind it. Wouldn’t actively seek it out and don’t usually eat breakfast but I could eat it, no problem. 
 

I bought some lemon curd a few months ago, remembering it fondly from when I was a kid. I thought I’d get reacquainted with it and see if my kids like it too but it’s still sat in the cupboard unopened. 

[Mook]

Marmalade is the food of the Gods, the best thing to come out of Dundee & that's saying something when the city was also responsible for The Beano & The Dandy.

[KMD7]

I love Marmalade but recently discovered Apricot jam and have been addicted to it since

[Ezekiel 25:17]

It's a proper tea on the table, kick the dog man spread. lovely.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Just now, KMD7 said:

I love Marmalade but recently discovered Apricot jam and have been addicted to it since

Oh Hello.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Mook said:

Marmalade is the food of the Gods, the best thing to come out of Dundee & that's saying something when the city was also responsible for The Beano & The Dandy.

Isn't Dundee famous for pies? You're putting Marmalade ahead of a pie? 

 

Back on the skag I see. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Now he’s added to the poll after I’d already come back and cast my vote. 
 

FUCK SAKE. 

[KMD7]

2 minutes ago, Ezekiel 25:17 said:

Oh Hello.

Try it my friend. Nectar

[Remmie]

I like it but eat it about once a year. Good with pancakes and whisky

[Bobby Hundreds]

I like it on toast couldn't really imagine it on anything else. I make toast I usually do some jam, some marmalade and some butter with a nice brew.

[Elite]

I stand opposite the wall I've just chucked this filthy shit at.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Ive never tried it. It stinks. Don't want to.

[Jairzinho]

No.

[Mook]

25 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Isn't Dundee famous for pies? You're putting Marmalade ahead of a pie? 

 

Back on the skag I see. 

I've not heard that Dundee is famous for pies before. Jute, Jam & Journalism are what Dundee is renowned for. 

 

You've met me anyway, do I look like I eat a lot of pies?

[ZonkoVille77]

I love lime marmalade. Lump it on, fuckers.

[Trumo]

I like the stuff, but only occasionally, and generally on toast. It's good for glazing a ham too.

[Guest]

Marmalade is going to start turning up on pizzas, isn't it.

[cloggypop]

This should have been a bits or no bits poll. 

[Bjornebye]

32 minutes ago, Mook said:

I've not heard that Dundee is famous for pies before. Jute, Jam & Journalism are what Dundee is renowned for. 

 

You've met me anyway, do I look like I eat a lot of pies?

No you don't to be fair. 

[mattyq]

Marmalade on toast is a key component of a fine breakfast

Whisky marmalade is the stuff of paradise

[YorkshireRed]

I dislike it so much I’d reinforce the side of the wall I’m on to prevent any possibility of it tumbling down due to those sitting on it.
 

I’d do this to ensure those who do like it never get a view of what a civilised world looks like.

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I prefer the cheapest jam available.  90% sugar, 9% chemicals 1% fruit.  Find me marmalade like that and I'd probably like it. 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Again, there’s no middle ground. 
 

Don’t mind it. Wouldn’t actively seek it out and don’t usually eat breakfast but I could eat it, no problem. 

This.