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Cunt XI


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4 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Son is a cunt? Quite the opposite I'd say.

Son one of the biggest cunts in the league these days. It’s how cowardly he is about it too. He goes into tackles trying to hurt the other person and then he’d pretend to cry afterwards and dedicate a goal for the Injured player.

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2 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I'm struggling to muster up much hatred for any goalkeepers mentioned so far.  Some are irritants, some are crap, but are any of them full-blown cunts, ot the Terry, Evra, Ramos, Diouf league?

Agreed on the keepers, can we go a bit further back and go with Hans Segers?

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Any ex-player who was a talentless alehouse biff and revelled in the fact his teams played talentless alehouse biffball. This cunt will almost certainly be a Brexit-supporting Johnny Foreigner-hating gammon with a deep hatred of Liverpool because he and his biff teammates always got shown up by us.

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2 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I'm struggling to muster up much hatred for any goalkeepers mentioned so far.  Some are irritants, some are crap, but are any of them full-blown cunts, ot the Terry, Evra, Ramos, Diouf league?

 

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5 minutes ago, Trumo said:

Any ex-player who was a talentless alehouse biff and revelled in the fact his teams played talentless alehouse biffball. This cunt will almost certainly be a Brexit-supporting Johnny Foreigner-hating gammon with a deep hatred of Liverpool because he and his biff teammates always got shown up by us.

Le Tissier

Andy gray

Mark Bright

Alan Smith 

Kevin Kilbane

Leon Osman 

Barry Horne

 

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58 minutes ago, aRdja said:

Son one of the biggest cunts in the league these days. It’s how cowardly he is about it too. He goes into tackles trying to hurt the other person and then he’d pretend to cry afterwards and dedicate a goal for the Injured player.

I think he was genuinely upset at crocking that Everton player,Gomes was it? I just don't see him as anywhere near a cunt. You dont have to look far from him to find a much bigger cunt in his slack jawed team mate.

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GK - HANS SEGERS - bribe taker.

 

RB - SERGIO RAMOS - great defender but all round git

 

CB - JOHN TERRY - just a scumbag.

 

CB - NEIL RUDDOCK - fat, unfit and unprofessional 

 

LB - ASHLEY COLE - claimed almost crashed his car when Arsenal only offered  60k a week by arsenal. 

 

RW - EL HADJI DIOUF arrogant, shite and spits more than a camel 

 

CM - JOEY BARTON - putting his cigarette out in the eye of a youth player

 

CM - ROY KEANE - clearly went to do damage to Haaland, ended his career.

 

LW - RYAN GIGGS - shagged his brothers wife, unforgivable. 

 

ST - LUIS SUAREZ - not much to explain, still one of the best players to ever play for us.

 

ST - ERIC CANTONA - kicked a fan and talked about sardines. I hate sardines.

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24 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

GK - HANS SEGERS - bribe taker.

 

RB - SERGIO RAMOS - great defender but all round git

 

CB - JOHN TERRY - just a scumbag.

 

CB - NEIL RUDDOCK - fat, unfit and unprofessional 

 

LB - ASHLEY COLE - claimed almost crashed his car when Arsenal only offered  60k a week by arsenal. 

 

RW - EL HADJI DIOUF arrogant, shite and spits more than a camel 

 

CM - JOEY BARTON - putting his cigarette out in the eye of a youth player

 

CM - ROY KEANE - clearly went to do damage to Haaland, ended his career.

 

LW - RYAN GIGGS - shagged his brothers wife, unforgivable. 

 

ST - LUIS SUAREZ - not much to explain, still one of the best players to ever play for us.

 

ST - ERIC CANTONA - kicked a fan and talked about sardines. I hate sardines.

I couldn’t stand Cantona in the 90s but quite like him nowadays. That Crystal Palace fan was a  knob-head, too.

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36 minutes ago, JagSquared said:

GK - HANS SEGERS - bribe taker.

 

RB - SERGIO RAMOS - great defender but all round git

 

CB - JOHN TERRY - just a scumbag.

 

CB - NEIL RUDDOCK - fat, unfit and unprofessional 

 

LB - ASHLEY COLE - claimed almost crashed his car when Arsenal only offered  60k a week by arsenal. 

 

RW - EL HADJI DIOUF arrogant, shite and spits more than a camel 

 

CM - JOEY BARTON - putting his cigarette out in the eye of a youth player

 

CM - ROY KEANE - clearly went to do damage to Haaland, ended his career.

 

LW - RYAN GIGGS - shagged his brothers wife, unforgivable. 

 

ST - LUIS SUAREZ - not much to explain, still one of the best players to ever play for us.

 

ST - ERIC CANTONA - kicked a fan and talked about sardines. I hate sardines.

Repped for Giggs, fucking absolute cunt of the highest order.

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I've gone for a 5-3-2.  Since I've got that miserable cunt Warnock as manager, we might as well have dour, unwatchable football.

 

Itandje

 

Muscat

Ruddock

Ramos

Terry

Evra

 

Tim Cahill

Bowyer

Barton

 

Drunken

Diouf

 

That's a pretty fucking unpleasant shower of thugs, yard-dogs, cheats, wasters, low-lifes, liars and racists. 

The dressing room would be fun.

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Liverpool version:


4-3-3

Itandje - Cunt

Flanagan - Girlfriend beater

Lovren - Anti-vaxxer

Ruddock - Unprofessional fat cunt

Sakho - Unprofessional fat burning cunt

Welsh - Kicked a bird

Mascherano - Refused to play

Souness - Interview-gate
Diouf - All-round twat
Joe Cole - Fat lazy twat

Suarez - Our cunt

 

Manager: Hodgson - Jurassic cunt

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Anyone that pulled on a Utd shirt in the 90s. 

 

Add in Owen, Diouf, Ruddock, Joe Cole, Itandje, and a few other unflushable turds

 

Oh and Ramos, Pepe, Materazzi, Funes Mori and Bernardo Silva

 

 

Oh and Howard fucking Webb

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19 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Anyone that pulled on a Utd shirt in the 90s. 

 

Add in Owen, Diouf, Ruddock, Joe Cole, Itandje, and a few other unflushable turds

 

Oh and Ramos, Pepe, Materazzi, Funes Mori and Bernardo Silva

 

 

Oh and Howard fucking Webb

Dennis Irwin?

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