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TLW Partner's 11


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2 hours ago, Rushies tash said:

The Mrs' effort. Paul Scholes was 'that little ginger feller' in midfield, until she remembered his name.

 

                                   Petr Cech

 

                  Van Dijk      Adams           Keown

 

Maradona          Gerrard          Scholes             Henry

 

           Ronaldo               Pele                Vardy

 

Manager: Arsene Wenger. 

 

Not too bad really.

Any side that Mrs Tash picked was always going to be strong up front.

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11 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I reckon mine would have a good stab at naming the current Liverpool xi. 
 

she’s bought in on them since we met and watches most the games.

 

not sure what she knows outside of us, but as were the best team in the world she’s end up winning this.


Similar. 
 

She’s a red, has two boys that are footy mad and watches every game with me. 
 

Reckon I’ll make her do it without any current players. 

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Klopp

 

Mignolet (Better looking than other keepers apparently including Karius and Allison)

Little fast legs (Sterling)

Big bushy hair (Salah)

Charity guy (Mane)

Shevchenko 

Yarmolenko

Ronaldo

Ronaldinho

11 whores in a hotel room (Maradona)

Zidane

Beckham

 

Formation:

                            Mignolet

Sterling - Beckham - Yarmolenko - Salah                                                                  Zidane 

      Mane  -   Maradona - Ronaldinho

            Ronaldo     -     Shevchenko 

 

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I informed my Welsh wife that when we get the kids to bed later we will be discussing this.  She looked at me perplexed and said "I know fucking nothing about football".  I said "it's just a bit of fucking fun for fucks sake".  She said "don't snap at me". And now she's not talking to me.  This lockdown has tested our marriage...

 

I'll try again later.  She used to babysit Danny Ward so I'm waiting to see if he comes up.

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My wife's 11. I suggested a 433 but she said it would be a four four fucking two.                                                                

 

 

                                                                     1. P Schmeichel

 

 

2. Luis Suarez                       4. Kenny Dalglish                            5. Fernando Torres               3. Thiery Henry 

 

 

6. Steven Gerrard                 7. The Greasy One                           8. Messi                                 11. Son

 

 

                                       9. The one that Smells Nice               10. Bobby Charlton

 

 

The Greasy One is fake Ronaldo, of course, and she was actually listening when I told her of Troy Deeny's man-love for Virgil.

 

I think there is a total football vibe about this team. That and defending from the front with big Virg.

 

 

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2 hours ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

My wife's 11. I suggested a 433 but she said it would be a four four fucking two.                                                                

 

 

                                                                     1. P Schmeichel

 

 

2. Luis Suarez                       4. Kenny Dalglish                            5. Fernando Torres               3. Thiery Henry 

 

 

6. Steven Gerrard                 7. The Greasy One                           8. Messi                                 11. Son

 

 

                                       9. The one that Smells Nice               10. Bobby Charlton

 

 

The Greasy One is fake Ronaldo, of course, and she was actually listening when I told her of Troy Deeny's man-love for Virgil.

 

I think there is a total football vibe about this team. That and defending from the front with big Virg.

 

 

That's hysterical.   Bobby Charlton thrown in at the end finished me

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On 06/05/2020 at 21:57, lifetime fan said:


Similar. 
 

She’s a red, has two boys that are footy mad and watches every game with me. 
 

Reckon I’ll make her do it without any current players. 


Ex players XI. 
 

Schmeichel

 

Rob Jones  Hansen  McGrath  Staunton

 

Gerrard  Alonso  Keane  Brady

 

Kenny  Fowler

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15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

hahaha I can imagine your face when she said it! I can hear the high pitched response as well hahahaha 


She shocked me with Staunton, McGrath and Brady but she’s a thing for Irishmen and She fancied Rob Jones so that all made sense. 
 

But the Fowler pick really pissed me off. 

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I tried. 
 

Her “I don’t know any footballers!”

 

Me ”You must do. Just 11 names. You must do.”

 

Her “I literally don’t know one”

 

Me “you used to babysit an ex-Liverpool goalkeeper”

 

Her “Sarah?”

 

Me “Fucking hell.....”

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9 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

I tried. 
 

Her “I don’t know any footballers!”

 

Me ”You must do. Just 11 names. You must do.”

 

Her “I literally don’t know one”

 

Me “you used to babysit an ex-Liverpool goalkeeper”

 

Her “Sarah?”

 

Me “Fucking hell.....”


Hahahaha

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