TLW Partner's 11

[Paulie Dangerously]

Saw this on twitter and thought it might be worth a few minutes. 

 

Ask your missus to put together a starting 11 of players they know and a manager. No help, no google.  Then squeeze them into a formation. 

 

Manager Klopp

She's gone for a daring, attacking 11 with players from her native France and England mostly.  She struggled for a keeper and then pulled Schmeichal out of the bag, so fair play.  Her first pick was Pele, followed by Henderson which is a bit achievement for our captain. 

 

Hendo unlucky to be lumped in at right back but as she failed to name a single defender I had to improvise. Lallana's new role as a midfield destroyer this season got him the nod as CB with Lampard and Owen's pace as a wing back might come in handy if Henry cuts inside.  The attacking might of Henry, Pele and Salah all, naturally, supporting The Lanky Lad, who I assume is Crouch. 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Original Twitter thread

 

 

[Trumo]

32 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Saw this on twitter and thought it might be worth a few minutes. 

 

Ask your missus to put together a starting 11 of players they know and a manager. No help, no google.  Then squeeze them into a formation. 

 

Manager Klopp

She's gone for a daring, attacking 11 with players from her native France and England mostly.  She struggled for a keeper and then pulled Schmeichal out of the bag, so fair play.  Her first pick was Pele, followed by Henderson which is a bit achievement for our captain. 

 

Hendo unlucky to be lumped in at right back but as she failed to name a single defender I had to improvise. Lallana's new role as a midfield destroyer this season got him the nod as CB with Lampard and Owen's pace as a wing back might come in handy if Henry cuts inside.  The attacking might of Henry, Pele and Salah all, naturally, supporting The Lanky Lad, who I assume is Crouch. 

 

 

Mrs Paulie - shoehorning players into starting line-ups the way she shoehorns furniture into bedrooms.

[Captain Turdseye]

36 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Original Twitter thread

 

 

Dave is in esteemed company here. 
 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Saw this on twitter and thought it might be worth a few minutes. 

 

Ask your missus to put together a starting 11 of players they know and a manager. No help, no google.  Then squeeze them into a formation. 

 

Manager Klopp

She's gone for a daring, attacking 11 with players from her native France and England mostly.  She struggled for a keeper and then pulled Schmeichal out of the bag, so fair play.  Her first pick was Pele, followed by Henderson which is a bit achievement for our captain. 

 

Hendo unlucky to be lumped in at right back but as she failed to name a single defender I had to improvise. Lallana's new role as a midfield destroyer this season got him the nod as CB with Lampard and Owen's pace as a wing back might come in handy if Henry cuts inside.  The attacking might of Henry, Pele and Salah all, naturally, supporting The Lanky Lad, who I assume is Crouch. 

 

The Rock, Keith Lemon, Olly Murs and Dad would make a better back four than that.

[Kevin D]

Mrs Kevin has gone for a 4-4-2, which is a bit risky:

 

 

 

 

 

[Ne Moe Imya]

Just asked my missus, she replied:

 

Gerrard

Beckham

"what's his name ... the rapist" (Cristiano Ronaldo)

"the one with the dimples" (after a long conversation, it turned out this was Messi)

 

That's it. After 18 years of marriage, me talking about football constantly, that's the sum total of players she knows.

[Bob]

I reckon mine would have a good stab at naming the current Liverpool xi. 
 

she’s bought in on them since we met and watches most the games.

 

not sure what she knows outside of us, but as were the best team in the world she’s end up winning this.

[Bob]

15 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Saw this on twitter and thought it might be worth a few minutes. 

 

Ask your missus to put together a starting 11 of players they know and a manager. No help, no google.  Then squeeze them into a formation. 

 

Manager Klopp

She's gone for a daring, attacking 11 with players from her native France and England mostly.  She struggled for a keeper and then pulled Schmeichal out of the bag, so fair play.  Her first pick was Pele, followed by Henderson which is a bit achievement for our captain. 

 

Hendo unlucky to be lumped in at right back but as she failed to name a single defender I had to improvise. Lallana's new role as a midfield destroyer this season got him the nod as CB with Lampard and Owen's pace as a wing back might come in handy if Henry cuts inside.  The attacking might of Henry, Pele and Salah all, naturally, supporting The Lanky Lad, who I assume is Crouch. 

 

Get the lanky lad in at centre half. Beckham right back, Lampard into the middle, Hendo left back and get Owen up front with Pele.

 

———Pele — Owen

—Henry—Cantona—Salah

————- Lampard

Hendo—Lallana—Crouch—Becks

————Schmeichel

 

Much better balance to that.

[Karl_b]

One or two issues like.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I love the attention to detail for Peter Crouch.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

I reckon mine would have a good stab at naming the current Liverpool xi. 
 

she’s bought in on them since we met and watches most the games.

 

not sure what she knows outside of us, but as were the best team in the world she’s end up winning this.

Mrs O'T doesn't really fit with the basic premise of this thread - she could probably throw together a better starting XI than I could.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I see a lot of goals involved in her team, for and against.

 

Alisson

 

Trent  Gerrard Souness Mane

 

Kenny Pele Rush

 

Lineker Latchford Ronaldo C

[TheHowieLama]

Mine included four kids from my son's U14 side from 3 years ago, so...

[Captain Turdseye]

21 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Mine included four kids from my son's U14 side from 3 years ago, so...

What about your wife’s?

[TheHowieLama]

She picked the same four - they were quite useful really.

[Bjornebye]

Just asked the blue in the household. Isn't that bitter clearly. 

 

Southall

 

Trent (Because he's from West Derby

Dave Watson

VVD

Unsworth 

 

Kanchelskis

Gazza 

Jordan Henderson 

Limpar

 

Dixie Dean

Rooney

 

Manager - Duncan Ferguson 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

3 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

I see a lot of goals involved in her team, for and against.

 

Alisson

 

Trent  Gerrard Souness Mane

 

Kenny Pele Rush

 

Lineker Latchford Ronaldo C

Forgot the manager Klopp.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My 21 year old daughter.

 

Reina

 

Gerrard VVD Marchisio Minamino

 

Beckham Tom Davies? Neymar

 

RonaldoC. Origi Suarez

 

Klopp

[Bjornebye]

29 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

My 21 year old daughter.

 

Reina

 

Gerrard VVD Marchisio Minamino

 

Beckham Tom Davies? Neymar

 

RonaldoC. Origi Suarez

 

Klopp

 

 

 

 

[Rushies tash]

The Mrs' effort. Paul Scholes was 'that little ginger feller' in midfield, until she remembered his name.

 

                                   Petr Cech

 

                  Van Dijk      Adams           Keown

 

Maradona          Gerrard          Scholes             Henry

 

           Ronaldo               Pele                Vardy

 

Manager: Arsene Wenger. 

 

Not too bad really.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

No one choosing the poison dwarf Messi? 

[Byrnie]

My missus likes the footy. She went 3-4-3. She didn't like being put under pressure picking it so she picked it quick. She doesn't like Messi or Ronaldo. She's 31 so Rush and Maradona are not picks I expected.

 

 

Buffon

 

Kompany

Van Dijk

Agger

 

Gerrard

David Silva

Alonso

Barnes

 

Rush

Salah

Maradona

 

 

Manager:

 

Klopp

 

 

[Bob]

Asked my missus and she had a pretty good stab. Positions weren’t perfect but she gets a bit of a pass as she’s just come off nights and is a bit tired.

 

Allison

 

T. A. Arnold 

the one that always does Cruyff turns who’s a bit shit

VIRGIL

Fabinho

 

Milner

Shaqiri

 

Mo

Firmino

Henderson

Mane

 

she also deliberately put Lovren on the bench.

 

so then I asked her to do it again without any current Liverpool players in it, and it ended up a lot like Paulie’s wife’s opening effort.

schmeichel

 

man with massive thighs (Adams Traore)

Ginola

Fred

 

Shearer

Son

Lineker

Awful fat Shrek

 

Rapino

Gerrard

Kane

 

[TheHowieLama]

8 minutes ago, Byrnie said:

My missus likes the footy. She went 3-4-3. She didn't like being put under pressure picking it so she picked it quick. She doesn't like Messi or Ronaldo. She's 31 so Rush and Maradona are not picks I expected.

 

 

Buffon

 

Kompany

Van Dijk

Agger

 

Gerrard

David Silva

Alonso

Barnes

 

Rush

Salah

Maradona

 

 

Manager:

 

Klopp

 

 

Who plays Rush wide right?