Sausage and Mash - What do you have with yours?

[Anubis]

28 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Well, when the minority of haters walk around as if they own the place, just because they shout the loudest and neg the most often, one of the rightful majority has to call them tests every now and then. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Onion and mushroom gravy. 

[easytoslip]

Peas and Onion Gravy. 

[The Golden Eel]

I eat vegetarian sausages but basically any of what is listed there. 

 

Peas or beans is fine but obviously not together, if that even needs specified. If beans, nothing else apart from a bit of brown sauce. If peas, possibly onion too aye, either gravy or brown sauce. 

[Captain Turdseye]

2 minutes ago, The Golden Eel said:

Cucumber and salad cream  

Dirty cunt. 

[The Golden Eel]

7 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Dirty cunt. 

I don't understand. You must have me mixed up with someone else. 

[sir roger]

I have mine plain,  just make sure the sausages are quality and the mash is buttered  

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Not fussed on sausages outside of a full English.

 

[Pureblood]

Mr Pro Bean. 

[Jennings]

Cabbage and gravy.

[Red_or_Dead]

Mushy peas.  And when I mean mushy peas I mean these bad boys:
 

 

None of that tinned shit.

 

 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Mushy peas.  And when I mean mushy peas I mean these bad boys:
 

 

None of that tinned shit.

 

 

Best make sure you don't take the sleeping tablet prior to sticking the gas on.

[magicrat]

Extra sausages

[magicrat]

Extra sausages and mashed potato 

[Anubis]

What would constitute a normal portion of sausages, and what would constitute extra sausages?

[The Golden Eel]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

What would constitute a normal portion of sausages, and what would constitute extra sausages?

Three or four sausages is "normal", for me anyway. 

[TheHowieLama]

12 minutes ago, Anubis said:

What would constitute a normal portion of sausages, and what would constitute extra sausages?

Weight.

[Trumo]

15 minutes ago, Anubis said:

What would constitute a normal portion of sausages, and what would constitute extra sausages?

 

If you're the Mansfield purse-strings puller, the amount of vino consumed I would imagine.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Trumo said:

 

If you're the Mansfield purse-strings puller, the amount of vino consumed I would imagine.

 

 

[General Dryness]

Peas, gravy and fried onions. Plenty of caremelisation on the onions. None of that Irvine Welsh shite.

[Remmie]

It's ruined my day finding out some dirty cunts put beans on their mash. 

 

Oh the humanity

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, General Dryness said:

Peas, gravy and fried onions. Plenty of caremelisation on the onions. None of that Irvine Welsh shite.

Skag? Aye, a see yer point. 

 

Still, its better than beans. 

[KMD7]

11 hours ago, Remmie said:

It's ruined my day finding out some dirty cunts put beans on their mash. 

 

Oh the humanity

You're missing out Rem. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

My favourite tea when I was a kid that my mum used to make was fish fingers, beans, mash and tinned tomatoes. It's why I'm not really a foodie, she was and still is a fucking horrific cook.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

My favourite tea when I was a kid that my mum used to make was fish fingers, beans, mash and tinned tomatoes. It's why I'm not really a foodie, she was and still is a fucking horrific cook.

My mum managed to serve tinned tomatoes on a breakfast with icicles in the middle it was that cold.