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How Do You Like Your Toast Sliced?


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How Do You Like Your Toast Sliced?   

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  1. 1. How Do You Like Your Toast Sliced?

    • Triangles
    • Rectangles
    • I Dont Slice It, I Eat It Whole Like A Fucking Pig


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6 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I do a hybrid, I’d draw a diagram, but I’m not wasting  my time so you can imagine its genius.

 

It means you don’t get the shit pointy first bite of triangle, or get arrested by operation Yew Tree for the rectangle option. 
 

Can I have my medal now?

You’ve got a circle cutter haven’t you. Bad paedophile. 

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5 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

If I'm making it its Uncut. If my missus makes it well with cheese it's uncut. Jam or marmalade on toast it's triangles, bacon or sausage it's a rectangle sandwich, though I prefer sausage butty toasted and bacon untoasted. Again if I'm making any of these it's all uncut because I'm that lazy.


I’ll bet you have those little round cut-out crustless cucumber sandwiches, on china saucers with laced doilies, every day at 3pm. Accompanied by some fancy Darjeeling Muscatel tea, which you sip in china cups, pinkie raised in the air.

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4 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

You can't make a sarnie off your breakfast plate with a triangular bit of toast so pointless, just for ready made sarnies, so best just stick it on the plate and put whatever on it and use a knife and fork. 

I mix my beans up with the hash Browns. 

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