Keir Starmer

[Vincent Vega]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Streeting, Reed and Phillips for the Shadow Cabinet.

 

Don't shoot the messenger etc.

 

[Bruce Spanner]

7 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

 

 

Fucksake, I like Dodds, she's got a PhD in economics for godsake, who better for shadow chancellor.

 

Ashworth isn't about him, it's about his wife.

 

Nandy is a piss take as she's been one of the only positives.

[Numero Veinticinco]

14 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Streeting, Reed and Phillips for the Shadow Cabinet.

 

Don't shoot the messenger etc.

Oy vey. I used to talk to Streeting way before he was an MP. He’s a weapon. Phillips… I give up. 

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Numero said:

Oy vey. I used to talk to Streeting way before he was an MP. He’s a weapon. Phillips… I give up. 

 

Yeah, I think this might be 'the' moment.

 

Jesus, it's bad if true.

[Numero Veinticinco]

10 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

 

Fucksake, I like Dodds, she's got a PhD in economics for godsake, who better for shadow chancellor.

 

Ashworth isn't about him, it's about his wife.

 

Nandy is a piss take as she's been one of the only positives.

I get having a shuffle about but that seems like shorty shuffling. Nandy certainly does seem like a bright spark in a void. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Yeah, I think this might be 'the' moment.

 

Jesus, it's bad if true.

Jess Phillips is the triple suplex that will break the camel’s back in 27 places, restricting oxygen to the brain and leaving it in a slow, painful vegetative state. 

[Gnasher]

12 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

 

Nandy can think or her feet, no loyalty but clever. Ashworth and Brown should be shot from a cannon.

 

Philips will destroy the Labour party, toxic, create civil war. 

[Gnasher]

Just now, Numero said:

Jess Phillips is the triple suplex that will break the camels back in 27 places, restricting oxygen to the brain and leaving it in a slow, painful vegetative state. 

Yep, that's what I wanted to say.

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Numero said:

Jess Phillips is the triple suplex that will break the camels back in 27 places, restricting oxygen to the brain and leaving it in a slow, painful vegetative state. 

 

Right, fuck it, are we forming the 'Starmer out' club?

 

I'm willing to invest literally nothing but twitter invective against randon gobshites and the occasional snide remark in company.

[Section_31]

Is he autistic? I'm genuinely astounded at the tone deafness of it all.

[Jairzinho]

Promoting the who's who of biggest twats in the PLP. 

 

Great stuff. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Right, fuck it, are we forming the 'Starmer out' club?

 

I'm willing to invest literally nothing but twitter invective against randon gobshites and the occasional snide remark in company.

Fuck it, I’m in for out. Club Nandy? 

[Gnasher]

Fucking depressing.

 

Get on the Mark Drakeford thread, I put it up to cheer people up, loads of pictures of a decent fella in a red jumper. 

[Moo]

9 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Nandy can think or her feet, no loyalty but clever.

No loyalty to whom?

[Bruce Spanner]

7 minutes ago, Numero said:

Fuck it, I’m in for out. Club Nandy? 

 

Nah, jump on @Captain Turdseye and his, quite right, Lewis drive.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Not all of the Labour council elections news was necessarily bad news...

[Vincent Vega]

What kind of focus groups are they using if they think Philips and Streeting are the answer?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Nah, jump on @Captain Turdseye and his, quite right, Lewis drive.

Lewis will need reinventing a little bit. Can’t we clone Arden from NZ? Reduce her gums by 20-30% and were golden. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Numero said:

Lewis will need reinventing a little bit. Can’t we clone Arden from NZ? Reduce her gums by 20-30% and were golden. 

 

I'm not averse to a Milliband reprise, in truth, less hassle than cloning Arden, and more commie without being really commie.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Vincent Vega said:

What kind of focus groups are they using if they think Philips and Streeting are the answer?

He stopped using them. You fuckers happy now? He’s eating unbuttered toast and listening to Something in the Way on repeat on his Zune. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Bruce Spanner said:

 

I'm not averse to a Milliband reprise, in truth, less hassle than cloning Arden, and more commie without being really commie.

Now we’re talking. I love Ed, even though he’s absolutely a pussy of epic proportions. 

[Gnasher]

5 minutes ago, Moo said:

No loyalty to whom?

No loyalty to everyone

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Numero said:

Now we’re talking. I love Ed, even though he’s absolutely a pussy of epic proportions. 

 

Imagine him with Lewis as his attack dog?

 

I am salivating!

[Section_31]

Jarvis is the man. He killed 14 Czechoslovakians with his bare hands. 

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Gnasher said:

No loyalty to everyone

Ahah. Excellent. Her reposte should be, ‘I am loyal but not to any one person. I’m loyal to turning the Labour Party into a progressive force that serves the working people of this country and I’m loyal to the United Kingdom. I’m not in it for my own pocket or for my own promotion, so I don’t need to pledge loyalty to a Corbyn or a Starmer. 
 

The make a wanker sign with her tongue pushed into her bottom lip whilst pointing at Boris Johnson.