Keir Starmer

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Shitstorm's a-coming.

 

@Hank Moody I reckon we should go to The Winchester until the whole thing blows over.

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

3 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Shitstorm's a-coming.

 

@Hank Moody I reckon we should go to The Winchester until the whole thing blows over.

 

 

Yeah, 860 pages. I’ll bring my cue. 
 

This is going to be some juicy reading, but I think there’s going to be some things on all sides that are embarrassing. I think both sides will be pointing at the other, but the underlying damage is to the credibility of Labour. Bottom line for me is, if you actively worked to lose votes of your own party, you’re a shithead and need to be fucked off. I don’t care if Corbyn called Owen Smith a capitalist cunt or Reeves called Corbyn a Commie twat on WhatsApp, that’s all bollocks. If there’s evidence of serious underhandedness, there’ll need to be action. If there’s now… well, that might even be more interesting. But at 860 pages, unless there’s lots of pictures, I expect some juicy shit. I’m actually going to read it myself though. Can’t be doing with Owen Jones posting one snippet and some right winger posting another just to make each other look like the cunt. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Hank Moody said:

Yeah, 860 pages. I’ll bring my cue. 
 

This is going to be some juicy reading, but I think there’s going to be some things on all sides that are embarrassing. I think both sides will be pointing at the other, but the underlying damage is to the credibility of Labour. Bottom line for me is, if you actively worked to lose votes of your own party, you’re a shithead and need to be fucked off. I don’t care if Corbyn called Owen Smith a capitalist cunt or Reeves called Corbyn a Commie twat on WhatsApp, that’s all bollocks. If there’s evidence of serious underhandedness, there’ll need to be action. If there’s now… well, that might even be more interesting. But at 860 pages, unless there’s lots of pictures, I expect some juicy shit. I’m actually going to read it myself though. Can’t be doing with Owen Jones posting one snippet and some right winger posting another just to make each other look like the cunt. 

It's the snippets that bother me; all the most destructive factional fighters will find enough ammo to throw at the other faction; no winners, the entire party is the loser. 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

11 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

It's the snippets that bother me; all the most destructive factional fighters will find enough ammo to throw at the other faction; no winners, the entire party is the loser. 

 

Yep. Outside of unmasking those who actively worked to lose an election, if there was anyone, then there’s little helpful about this. 

[Anubis]

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Same as it ever was. 
 

[Anubis]

EDIT: Apologies. I thought he’d posted the link to it, unless I’m doing it wrong.

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

Boom. You’re welcome. anyone who wants to read it can download it in link below.

 

 

 

Except… it’s not April 1st?

[Strontium]

7 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

Except… it’s not April 1st?

 

It's always April 1st in Matt Zarb-Cousin's world.

[Anubis]

This is a more serious tweet than Matt’s wanking about.  This squares with what those of us on the ground in the CLPs were complaining about at the time.

 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

https://www.fordeinquiry.org/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/The-Forde-Report.pdf

 

See you all in a couple of hours.

[Anubis]

Some of us are in work.

[Bruce Spanner]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Some of us are in work.

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Oh, this is going to piss a lot off as it effectively says 'Silly buggers, playing silly buggers on both sides and they need their fucking heads banging together'

 

As was probably always the likely outcome.

[Numero Veinticinco]

So… not 860 pages. The lies!

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Shitstorm's a-coming.

 

@Hank Moody I reckon we should go to The Winchester until the whole thing blows over.

 

 

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

2 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

So… not 860 pages. The lies!

 

That's the 'leaked' report this report is based on.

 

This will fizzle out to nothing.

[Bruce Spanner]

[Bruce Spanner]

[Bruce Spanner]

[cloggypop]

Angela Rayner quoting Johnny Rotten here

 

@AngelaRayner: Do you ever get the feeling you’re being cheated?
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-leadership-net-zero-skidmore-b2126335.html

[Captain Turdseye]

Who gives a fuck about this report? We all saw the original with all the messages and stuff. It’s clear as day what was happening. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Taj_Ali1/status/1549361430130053121

[Numero Veinticinco]

10 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

That's the 'leaked' report this report is based on.

 

This will fizzle out to nothing.

I’m 6 pages into this fucker and I’m too bored of it.