What Monopoly Piece Do You Go?

[Bjornebye]

Lets see who the real scum of the earth on here are. 

 

I used to always go the Boot as a kid but now I go the Battleship for obvious reasons. And because I'm not a cunt. 

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

I go the car but when voting I fingered the cat by accident.
 

Fuck sake. 

[Oh Buoy]

All about the hat.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I've gone for the cat. But, when I last played it (years ago) I had a little metal footballer figurine and would use that instead. 

 

SMASH THE FUCKING SYSTEM! 

[alles ist gut]

All about the car

[Elite]

The boot.

[Pidge]

Car, boat, hat, cat or boot. Depending on the whim of the day. Sister would always have the dog.

 

Conversely, always wanted to be green for Ludo/Frustration/Coppit/whatever else.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I go the car but when voting I fingered the cat by accident.
 

Fuck sake. 

Whoops! Me finger slipped out the cats arse 

[Strontium]

The car. It seems the fastest method for getting around the streets of London.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

The car. It seems the fastest method for getting around the streets of London.

Spoken like a complete Tube 

[Captain Turdseye]

15 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Whoops! Me finger slipped out the cats arse 

Blatant revenge neg after I negged you a few weeks ago. 

[A Red]

I cheated on my bird once when playing monopoly, I took money from the bank when she wasnt looking and put it behind the cushion.

 

I then went upstairs and fucked her sister.

[Karl_b]

Monopoly is shite, so none. Up your gaming game.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, A Red said:

I cheated on my bird once when playing monopoly, I took money from the bank when she wasnt looking and put it behind the cushion.

 

I then went upstairs and fucked her sister.

Bang out of order that. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

The car.

 

 

[Red_or_Dead]

The ship, the one we had as a kid looked like this though:

 

 

 

 

[Oh Buoy]

16 minutes ago, A Red said:

I cheated on my bird once when playing monopoly, I took money from the bank when she wasnt looking and put it behind the cushion.

 

I then went upstairs and fucked her sister.

 

Nonce behaviour.

[easytoslip]

I've never played it, but wouldn't mind learning as I'm bored shitless. Is it exciting and can you play it if you live alone in a medium size flat? 

[PestiRed]

It’s the boot. You can tell a lot about a man from his boots, or lack of

[PestiRed]

9 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

I've never played it, but wouldn't mind learning as I'm bored shitless. Is it exciting and can you play it if you live alone in a medium size flat? 

yes but you need to be at least 2 metres from the nearest wall so that it’s sufficiently dramatic when someone heaves the board at the wall

[easytoslip]

2 minutes ago, PestiRed said:

yes but you need to be at least 2 metres from the nearest wall so that it’s sufficiently dramatic when someone heaves the board at the wall

Haha

[sir roger]

Blimey you can tell there is a crisis on.

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Blimey you can tell there is a crisis on.

I'll put you down as the wheelbarrow then you miserable arl git 

[Lee909]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 I fingered the cat by accident.
 

Fuck sake. 

 

Turdseye and Bob Ross in it together 

 

 

[Alan Sex]

I just had a happy accident.