Online food shopping

[Mudface]

3 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Had to go out last week to get a printer to print my blood request forms after my shitty canon mx 885 shit out after I’d just spent 150 quid on ink for the bastard. 
so as we were in a quite quiet shopping precinct, called into Aldi, as my missus has broken her wrist she is a bit fucked for doing it alone, but we were masked and gloved up.

anyway, navigates a fairly empty Aldi, gets to the queue and there’s a hold up as someone is buying something fucking stupid without a barcode, fair enough shit happens.

but the woman in front of us can’t just stand and wait in line for a few minutes, she has to walk up and down and browse, and keep cutting past me and the missus, I nearly lost me shit, but the missus told me to wind it in. Fucking fat useless miserable auld twat, just stand and wait yer fucking turn.

Bit harsh on your missus, sounds like she was trying to defuse the situation. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

12 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Bit harsh on your missus, sounds like she was trying to defuse the situation. 

My missus will be around to twat yer with her plaster cast presently.

[Bjornebye]

That always happens in Aldi. Its usually something off them mad middle of the aisle piles. Its not even just that they don't know what price it is, most of the time they don't even know what the fuck it is. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

That always happens in Aldi. Its usually something off them mad middle of the aisle piles. Its not even just that they don't know what price it is, most of the time they don't even know what the fuck it is. 

The magical middle aisle me missus calls it, bought some proper shite over the years, and some decent stuff, bar fridge, day bed, air compressor, 2 lazy Susan’s about 10 years ago, one of which has never left it’s box in 7-8 house moves across 4 states.

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Audrey Witherspoon said:

The magical middle aisle me missus calls it, bought some proper shite over the years, and some decent stuff, bar fridge, day bed, air compressor, 2 lazy Susan’s about 10 years ago, one of which has never left it’s box in 7-8 house moves across 4 states.

Bring out the gimp. 

[Sugar Ape]

Imagine what the A-Team could make out of the middle aisle products in Aldi. They’d solve the lack of ventilators in no time. 

[Remmie]

Day bed?

[Guest]

50 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Day bed?

I wonder if they've tried shooting cabbages at the coronavirus?

[Pureblood]

Changed my mind on this.  If people aren't wearing masks I'm shopping online.  I reckon shops will be the main route of transmission outside of the home/family set up. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 08/04/2020 at 00:54, Remmie said:

Day bed?

Aye, it seems to be something people have in the sunnier climes. Basically a bed you lie on outdoors during the day. Not like a sunlounger, but something with cushions. Ours is like a semi circular seat with a bull out beneath to make a big fucking circle. Pretty decent when the sun is hot and the beers are cold. Not unlike below.

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 08/04/2020 at 04:12, TK421 said:

Changed my mind on this.  If people aren't wearing masks I'm shopping online.  I reckon shops will be the main route of transmission outside of the home/family set up. 

I’ve upped my game.

 

 

[Pureblood]

That's amazing.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

14 minutes ago, TK421 said:

That's amazing.

Need to check what it’s like on the bike, apparently people have been 3D printing caps for them to hold a filter system if you use the

 without the snorkel attachment.

[TheHowieLama]

21 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

I’ve upped my game.

 

 

Arthur, is that you??

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 12/04/2020 at 11:44, TheHowieLama said:

Arthur, is that you??

I prefer Audrey these days, if you don’t mind squire.

[Anubis]

On 12/04/2020 at 02:22, Audrey Witherspoon said:

I’ve upped my game.

 

 

That’s rubbish. Mine is way better.

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

That’s rubbish. Mine is way better.

 

Mine is however real, so I win yer dopey Egyptian mythical beast. I will stick a picture up next time I go out on the bike as I will have it on.

[Pureblood]

On 12/04/2020 at 02:42, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Need to check what it’s like on the bike, apparently people have been 3D printing caps for them to hold a filter system if you use the

 without the snorkel attachment.

I love the innovation going around. 

 

A woman in California spent 1,500 dollars on a filtration machine to find out which materials provide the best filtration for home made masks.  

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006T9YBLU/

 

£13.96 for 6 packs. Normally £5 each on offer at supermarkets.

[Elite]

1 hour ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006T9YBLU/

 

£13.96 for 6 packs. Normally £5 each on offer at supermarkets.

Looks like it's sold out already. Definitely the nicest of the instant coffee out there.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

13 hours ago, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006T9YBLU/

 

£13.96 for 6 packs. Normally £5 each on offer at supermarkets.

Available to buy again. 

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

On 25/04/2020 at 17:58, 1892-LFCWasBorn said:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B006T9YBLU/

 

£13.96 for 6 packs. Normally £5 each on offer at supermarkets.

Order delivered today.

 

Use by date on jars is April 2022.

 

Still available to buy.