THE TLW TAVERN (no virus talk allowed, just small talk pub bollocks)

[VladimirIlyich]

29 minutes ago, easytoslip said:

Yeah that's bollocks, don't drink it myself but I'd insist on a Liver Bird if you want to be a smart arse, just pull the fuckin' pint.

Nerys Hughes would never work in a dive like this.

[easytoslip]

25 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Nerys Hughes would never work in a dive like this.

Haha , don't know how I can put a thumbs up as opposed to a reply, could you enlighten this Luddite?

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 hour ago, Dave D said:

Tony won the meat draw

 

 

I once won a pack of frozen sausages on one of those football scratch cards at the British Legion over here, they were two years out of date. 

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

I once won a pack of frozen sausages on one of those football scratch cards at the British Legion over here, they were two years out of date. 

Did you eat them last night?

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

Haha , don't know how I can put a thumbs up as opposed to a reply, could you enlighten this Luddite?

I think you just press it,said the bishop to the actress.

Yeah,you just press on it,and press again on the bottom symbol.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

3 minutes ago, A Red said:

Did you eat them last night?

 

Yes, waste not want not. 

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

Haha , don't know how I can put a thumbs up as opposed to a reply, could you enlighten this Luddite?

 

15 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I think you just press it,said the bishop to the actress.

Yeah,you just press on it,and press again on the bottom symbol.

You'd need a membership too.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

11 hours ago, Karl_b said:

ANYONE SUM THIS PUB UP FOR ME?

Full o cunts.

[VladimirIlyich]

17 minutes ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Full o cunts.

Great name for the pub 'The Full o' Cunts.'

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

 

You'd need a membership too.

Righto ta ill pay subs, only right. 

[redinblack62]

7 hours ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

Is the saddle a bit of a hipster yard these days? I lived up off old hall street, and Pall mall in the early 2000s, Ye hole and the Lion were our locals, heavy Sunday session or after a home game and we’d have a sly one in the saddle, but it was always a good mix of alcys, rag arses and coke fiends.

Didnt look very hip when I was in the other day, just the alcys and a bloke selling ciggies out of a holdall

[Mudface]

1 hour ago, easytoslip said:

Righto ta ill pay subs, only right. 

Cool, don't splurge your negs all at once, you only get a certain amount per day (10?).

[Strontium]

5 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Cool, don't splurge your negs all at once, you only get a certain amount per day (10?).

 

I think it's 20 in any 24 hour period?

 

Basing that on the numerous individuals who, at various times, have found it amusing to neg me 20 times a day.

[Mudface]

19 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I think it's 20 in any 24 hour period?

 

Basing that on the numerous individuals who, at various times, have found it amusing to neg me 20 times a day.

Ah right, cheers.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

14 hours ago, Dave D said:

Getting a bit feisty in here with that lad in the Liverpool shirt plus the guy in the corner playing Settlers of Catan....

 

Plus my new barmaid is getting shagged out back.

 

Only one thing for it..... 

 

14 hours ago, Dave D said:

*surreptitiously sidles up to Dave*

 

Any chance of a staybie?

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

 

*surreptitiously sidles up to Dave*

 

Any chance of a staybie?

I haven't finished my 14 pints of Old Peculiar yet. 

[Chip Butty]

7 hours ago, skaro said:

 

Anyone from Runcorn?

 

 

The glass collector

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

Cool, don't splurge your negs all at once, you only get a certain amount per day (10?).

Hahaha, I doubt I'd neg anyone just a thumbs up or down. 

Though someone negged me and went to quite a few unrelated posts to give me a thumbs down just for putting Ruth Coleman on the Ginger honeys thread , so i thought best not to post Charlie Dimmock in  case he threw a wobbler. 

 

[TheHowieLama]

I will have the large joint please.

[Chip Butty]

I do hope we have a wide selection of ale fly's. Pointless spilling all our ale under the chairs and tables and not getting a good spread of Ale fly's. Its quintessential for a boss boozer. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I think it's 20 in any 24 hour period?

 

Basing that on the numerous individuals who, at various times, have found it amusing to neg me 20 times a day.

 

Only one to find out...

[Elite]

16 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

I will have the large joint please.

Beef or cannabis?

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Great name for the pub 'The Full o' Cunts.'

I always thought they fucked up the pubs name in Peep show, if they’d have called it the paedo’s arms would have been much funnier, and more of a pub name. Cockney twats.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

The glass collector

Right, so one of you cunts is collecting fucking glass eh? 

[TheHowieLama]

5 minutes ago, Elite said:

Beef or cannabis?

Both- thanks