THE TLW TAVERN (no virus talk allowed, just small talk pub bollocks)

[tokyojoe]

Who's that cunt in the corner reading the S*n?

[Mudface]

Getting late. Time gentlemen, said in the booziest, smoke ridden drawl... And then...

 

 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Are you the landlord?

Are there any seals in the canal? I feel like a pint and a bit of clubbing.

[TheHowieLama]

"Put the hockey on can ya fella?"

[Nunavut Patrick]

5 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

"Put the hockey on can ya fella?"

Ok- put the chips on a plate, the cheese curds on top of them and pourvthe gravy over. Don't be shy with the gravy.

 

Kick save and a beauty Dave!

[TheHowieLama]

I never realised how often I have hockey on in the background during the evenings - weird.

[Nunavut Patrick]

 

[Bjornebye]

Anyone see Tony's Ma? 

[TheHowieLama]

"Who is that cunt at the end of the bar that just negged me??"

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Dunno what the fuck Usher is putting in the ale, just woke up to find I bought Lucas Leiva’s Brazil shirt.

[Mike D]

 

[Alan Sex]

I wasn’t having a snort in the bogs. 
 

I was having a wank. 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

37 minutes ago, Alan Sex said:

I wasn’t having a snort in the bogs. 
 

I was having a wank. 

Wanking pig-fashion is strictly prohibited on these premises squire.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

5 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Who's that cunt in the corner reading the S*n?

There’s a cheap Rico the miserable Tory gag here but I can’t work it out.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

14 hours ago, redinblack62 said:

Bacon Fries are better....but if you are the Landlord its your call.

 

Ham & Cheese crusty bread rolls like they have in The Saddle on Dale Street would be nice too.

 

Is the saddle a bit of a hipster yard these days? I lived up off old hall street, and Pall mall in the early 2000s, Ye hole and the Lion were our locals, heavy Sunday session or after a home game and we’d have a sly one in the saddle, but it was always a good mix of alcys, rag arses and coke fiends.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

12 hours ago, Dave D said:

11pm. Unless its quiet, might lock up early.

 

That Bjornebye geezer tends sit here right up until closing.

 

He's in here for around 7 hours and spends about £6 

 

 

name the TLW regular:

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

12 hours ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Hey, they even do the logo in the foam

 

 

I fucking hate that shit, give me me fucking pint, if I want to admire artwork I'll stare at yer fucking carpet.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

12 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

often missed by mans when they used to talk about thieving scousers, and gist job, that both Loggo and Yosser were Mancs in the original black stuff

[s(k)aturation]

 

Anyone from Runcorn?

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

15 hours ago, redinblack62 said:

Rik Waller

Ooh,tell me more,tell me more.

[easytoslip]

5 hours ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Are you the landlord?

Are there any seals in the canal? I feel like a pint and a bit of clubbing.

Canadian Club on the rocks please.

 

 

[easytoslip]

1 hour ago, Audrey Witherspoon said:

I fucking hate that shit, give me me fucking pint, if I want to admire artwork I'll stare at yer fucking carpet.

Yeah that's bollocks, don't drink it myself but I'd insist on a Liver Bird if you want to be a smart arse, just pull the fuckin' pint.

[Dave D]

Same thing every morning

 

[Dave D]

Tony won the meat draw