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THE TLW TAVERN (no virus talk allowed, just small talk pub bollocks)

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Do you get any army punks in here , Landlord .?

 

What was the name of that lad from the first X-factor who Frankie Boyle said had the same BMI as a pork scratching? 

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3 hours ago, Dave D said:

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Hello mate, Ill have a double cinzano.

 

 

Funny weather, quite mild out really.

Clocks must go back soon. Or is it forward? I can never remember.

 

You been watching that programme with that Joanne Froggat in? Yeah, was on last night. I like her I do.

 

Quiet in here......pffffffftttt

 

 

Right, watch my drink for me, Im off for a shit      

  

 

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

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2 hours ago, Elite said:

"Can I have pint of watered down piss and a ploughman's lunch please?"

 

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Who's farted?

 

2 hours ago, elBooth said:

You got any Steak McCoys?

 

2 hours ago, alles ist gut said:

I put 5 quid in that juke box and it hasn’t played any of the Smurfs songs, bastards 

 

Is the Guinness still off? Shite

 

2 hours ago, Philtrum said:

Got any light lager, one of those ones I can have some lime stuck in the bottle neck please?

 

2 hours ago, redinblack62 said:

Is it a proper pub, with Pork Pies, Pickled Eggs and Gherkins in jars?

 

2 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Hi mate. Do you sell any Mexican lagers?

 

Not Sol though, thanks.

 

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Stand back birds, it's the Hammersmith hard men!

 

1 hour ago, alles ist gut said:

Two pints, a large Scotch, one for yer self and can we have the racing on the telly? 

 

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Got any change for the pool table mate ?

 

Is it coins on the table or names on the board ?

 

Old or new rules ?

 

E R mate. I was on next. 

 

You weren't here mate so I went on.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

Where's the bog?

 

1 hour ago, The Golden Eel said:

I don't think it's really smart or clever to drink actually. I want to stay in control.

 

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6 minutes ago, redinblack62 said:

Sports socks or lighters lads?

Didn't realise the pub was called "Centre Court" 

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8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Didn't realise the pub was called "Centre Court" 

If I was in the White Star on Mathew Street that seemed to always be what the sellers had in their holdalls

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48 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Do you get any army punks in here , Landlord .?

 

What was the name of that lad from the first X-factor who Frankie Boyle said had the same BMI as a pork scratching? 

Rik Waller

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2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


Someone of your advanced age should be at home, away from us healthy specimens, dying alone in agony.

 

Out!

What has happened to the youth of today?  They've gone back to Compuserve circa 1995, that's what.  Online 'taverns' indeed.  Pffffftt.

 

PS it was lame the first time.

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4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


Someone of your advanced age should be at home, away from us healthy specimens, dying alone in agony.

 

Out!

He survived the Bubonic Plague, Spanish Flu and the Chicxulub Impactor. He is walking round town in shorts and flip-flops licking peoples necks. 

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2 hours ago, Philtrum said:

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The fruity isn't paying mate, just dropped £3 and nothing came out. 

You'll have to wait for the bloke come in mate. He's in Wednesday next week 

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2 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Could I have a tomato juice, corned beef butty and a pickled egg, please?

 

Got any A-ha or Bananarama on the jukey?

Tony, Ive told you before, you cant wear that in here.

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1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

What time's last orders ?

11pm. Unless its quiet, might lock up early.

 

That Bjornebye geezer tends sit here right up until closing.

 

He's in here for around 7 hours and spends about £6 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Dave D said:

11pm. Unless its quiet, might lock up early.

 

That Bjornebye geezer tends sit here right up until closing.

 

He's in here for around 7 hours and spends about £6 

 

 

And £2 went on six plays of Wonderwall on the jukey.

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