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THE TLW TAVERN (no virus talk allowed, just small talk pub bollocks)


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3 hours ago, Dave D said:

The boarded up window is from when Mook threw a pool ball at Tony M for beating him at table football.

Is Mook one of these?

 

 

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  • 3 months later...

Finally allowed to open. Had to enforce a strict one in one out. Must confess, thought the lunch rush would have been a bit busier......the guy sat at the bar was the bloody glass collecter I employed especially for re-opening....  

Seeing The Lizards: In Praise of the Deserted Pub

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8 hours ago, Dave D said:

...Had to enforce a strict one in one out. ...  

 

It's fucking pissing down out here. Are we getting in or what? 

 

My bird has had to piss in the shrubbery, we been out here so long.

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11 hours ago, Jennings said:

It's fucking pissing down out here. Are we getting in or what? 

 

My bird has had to piss in the shrubbery, we been out here so long.

You were barred pre-lockdown because your bird pissed on the cutlery tray if I recall correctly.

People complained for months afterwards that my chicken soup starter tasted like rancid piss

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