THE TLW TAVERN (no virus talk allowed, just small talk pub bollocks)

[Bjornebye]

She's not with me 

[tokyojoe]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

She's not with me 

I'm looking after her for a friend.

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

I'm looking after her for a friend.

Jesus christ there's two of them 

[TheBitch]

I’ll be in tomorrow dinner time after my night shifts are finished. 

[Bjornebye]

Someones put The Velvet Underground on

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Captain Willard]

8 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Someones put The Velvet Underground on

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That was me. Had enough of this A-ha shit. 

[Dave D]

Looking for donations for the Boxing day raffle.

 

Huge thanks to Tony for the She-Ra duvet

 

[Dave D]

Mooks generosity knows no bounds, donating this "barely used" dart board

 

 

[Dave D]

Another donation sure to be a big draw-

 

Big thanks to the annoynemous donor

 

[Bjornebye]

43 minutes ago, Dave D said:

Looking for donations for the Boxing day raffle.

 

Huge thanks to Tony for the She-Ra duvet

 

When I joined my ship (HMS Iron Duke) as a young matelot most had their own bedsheets like this, instead of the standard military issue shite. I went home on leave and brought back my Thundercats one that had been in the airing cupboard in my Dads for about 12 years.  

[Elite]

Place has been full of dickheads lately. I think we need to get Craig Fairbrass and Tameer Hussain on the door. 

[Guest]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Pissing down out there.

 

Are you doing toasties or do I have to nip to Greggs for some scran?

[tokyojoe]

What's that crap on the telly? Oh, it's fucking Ingerland...

[Captain Turdseye]

A pigeon just offed itself by flying straight into my kitchen window. It needed moving before the neighbour’s cats got to it and I lost the coin toss with my bird. 
 

Put three carrier bags over my arm, picked it up and put it in the wheelie bin. Should have fucking put it in her handbag. 

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

What's that crap on the telly? Oh, it's fucking Ingerland...

In fairness we do have a lot of Iranian locals. 

 

I have explained to them that in the event of lots of injury time we will have to turn the tv over for Bargain Hunt 

[Dave D]

1 hour ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Pissing down out there.

 

Are you doing toasties or do I have to nip to Greggs for some scran?

Let me check....

 

 

 

Your in luck, chef had just enough cheese left for one more

 

£7 you unless you've got 100 stamps on your loyalty card- then its £6.75   

[johnsusername]

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

What's that crap on the telly? Oh, it's fucking Ingerland...

 

Even though I'm working from home today I couldn't bring myself to watch that shite, so I just worked and listened to the Elvis gospel album instead. 

[Dave D]

Let us take the strain this year...TLW Tavern Christmas dinner- tickets £65 inc Lambrini on arrival.

 

Tickets Selling fast

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Dave D said:

Let me check....

 

 

 

Your in luck, chef had just enough cheese left for one more

 

£7 you unless you've got 100 stamps on your loyalty card- then its £6.75   

I've seen worse on the brekkie thread.

[Bjornebye]

De Jong is class 

[Clem H Fandango]

is happy hour 6-8?

[Captain Turdseye]

21 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

De Jong is class 

Come on, now. 

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Come on, now. 

 

Hahaha ffs 

[KMD7]

On 18/11/2021 at 21:45, Bjornebye said:

 

 

The lad on the left plays Kryten in Red Dwarf.