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THE TLW TAVERN (no virus talk allowed, just small talk pub bollocks)


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3 hours ago, Dave D said:

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Hello mate, Ill have a double cinzano.

 

 

Funny weather, quite mild out really.

Clocks must go back soon. Or is it forward? I can never remember.

 

You been watching that programme with that Joanne Froggat in? Yeah, was on last night. I like her I do.

 

Quiet in here......pffffffftttt

 

 

Right, watch my drink for me, Im off for a shit      

  

 

2 hours ago, cloggypop said:

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2 hours ago, Elite said:

"Can I have pint of watered down piss and a ploughman's lunch please?"

 

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Who's farted?

 

2 hours ago, elBooth said:

You got any Steak McCoys?

 

2 hours ago, alles ist gut said:

I put 5 quid in that juke box and it hasn’t played any of the Smurfs songs, bastards 

 

Is the Guinness still off? Shite

 

2 hours ago, Philtrum said:

Got any light lager, one of those ones I can have some lime stuck in the bottle neck please?

 

2 hours ago, redinblack62 said:

Is it a proper pub, with Pork Pies, Pickled Eggs and Gherkins in jars?

 

2 hours ago, Lizzie Birdsworths Wrinkled Chopper said:

Hi mate. Do you sell any Mexican lagers?

 

Not Sol though, thanks.

 

2 hours ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Stand back birds, it's the Hammersmith hard men!

 

1 hour ago, alles ist gut said:

Two pints, a large Scotch, one for yer self and can we have the racing on the telly? 

 

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Got any change for the pool table mate ?

 

Is it coins on the table or names on the board ?

 

Old or new rules ?

 

E R mate. I was on next. 

 

You weren't here mate so I went on.

 

 

 

1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

Where's the bog?

 

1 hour ago, The Golden Eel said:

I don't think it's really smart or clever to drink actually. I want to stay in control.

 

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2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


Someone of your advanced age should be at home, away from us healthy specimens, dying alone in agony.

 

Out!

What has happened to the youth of today?  They've gone back to Compuserve circa 1995, that's what.  Online 'taverns' indeed.  Pffffftt.

 

PS it was lame the first time.

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4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


Someone of your advanced age should be at home, away from us healthy specimens, dying alone in agony.

 

Out!

He survived the Bubonic Plague, Spanish Flu and the Chicxulub Impactor. He is walking round town in shorts and flip-flops licking peoples necks. 

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1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

What time's last orders ?

11pm. Unless its quiet, might lock up early.

 

That Bjornebye geezer tends sit here right up until closing.

 

He's in here for around 7 hours and spends about £6 

 

 

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