Self-isolation survival kit

[Tony Moanero]

People who are buying antibacterial handwash and sanitiser, and lashing it on eBay for an insane mark up, need their fucking bollocks kicking up into their mouths. Greedy, selfish cunts.

[Tony Moanero]

16 minutes ago, Champ said:

I like the idea of a desert island disc style list of what 8 things would you like left outside your door if you were quarantined for 2 weeks

 

From the top of my head

 

1. Milk

2. M&S Gold teabags

3. Cafe Direct Rich Roast coffee

4. Bread

5. This is harder than I thought 
6.

7.

8. Loo roll

Biscuits, Champ, you’d need biscuits to dunk in your tea.

[johnsusername]

23 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

People who are buying antibacterial handwash and sanitiser, and lashing it on eBay for an insane mark up, need their fucking bollocks kicking up into their mouths. Greedy, selfish cunts.

People are bell ends using eBay. 

 

I've been selling mine on Facebook and Gumtree and get well more profit. 

[Champ]

57 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Biscuits, Champ, you’d need biscuits to dunk in your tea.

I’m not a dunker, Tony, especially in tea.

 

Nah, I’ve considered it and concluded that biscuits do not make the final cut.

I’m thinking butter, flour and cheese for my remaining 3 items.

[Tony Moanero]

4 minutes ago, Champ said:

I’m not a dunker, Tony, especially in tea.

 

Nah, I’ve considered it and concluded that biscuits do not make the final cut.

I’m thinking butter, flour and cheese for my remaining 3 items.

 

[elvis]

1. wifi 

2. beer 

3. food

4.water 

5.grass 

6.rollies

7.bog roll 

8.tv

 

That'll do for a while 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1. Tea bags

2. Semi-skimmed Milk

3. Sugar

4. Chocolate Hobnobs

5. Cheerios

6. Chocolate Oatley milk

7. Apple and mango fruit juice

8. Granny smiths 

 

I quite fancy the challenge of going all Macgyver and cleaning my nipsy with a water bottle or something.

[Nunavut Patrick]

1 hour ago, Champ said:

I like the idea of a desert island disc style list of what 8 things would you like left outside your door if you were quarantined for 2 weeks

 

From the top of my head

 

1. Milk

2. M&S Gold teabags

3. Cafe Direct Rich Roast coffee

4. Bread

5. This is harder than I thought 
6.

7.

8. Loo roll

1. Scarlett Johanson

2-8. Whatever Scarlett needs.

[Champ]

24 minutes ago, elvis said:

1. wifi 

2. beer 

3. food

4.water 

5.grass 

6.rollies

7.bog roll 

8.tv

 

That'll do for a while 

‘Food’ is ineligible 

[Jairzinho]

1. Water

2. Orange Squash.

3. Tea.

4. Milk.

5. Choco Leibniz biscuits.

6. A dozen decent novels.

7. A freezer full of flamenquin.

8. Some sport to watch in the evenings.

[Aventus]

6 hours ago, Karl_b said:

I've got a backlog of Final Fantasy 7, 8 and 9 that I bought recently. There's 200 hours and 8 full days, gone. 

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well. 

 

Final Fantasy 7 remake coming soon too, might as well make the most of it and take the full fortnight off. 

[Bjornebye]

50 pot noodles, Football Manager, two packets of herbal tea and 14 bottles of brandy. 

 

Or as Spy Bee would say. 6 cans of super strength and a jet-pack..