Tory Cabinet Thread

[sir roger]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Sleeping with Truss would be ethically dubious at best as I doubt she'd sentient enough to provide consent. It'd be like sticking a gerbil down your underpants.

 

I wasn't anticipating much sleep to be fair.

 

Thats a cracking figure for her age. I cant believe I am the only dirty ticket on here who would get involved. Place is going to the dogs.

[Section_31]

[Bjornebye]

36 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

I wasn't anticipating much sleep to be fair.

 

Thats a cracking figure for her age. I cant believe I am the only dirty ticket on here who would get involved. Place is going to the dogs.

Thats AI! 

[sir roger]

Well, Al will get it then.

[Section_31]

I have serious concerns over Rog's vulnerability to online romance scams.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

I have serious concerns over Rog's vulnerability to online romance scams.

Like he gives a fuck what we think. He’s got local single Russian women looking to meet up with him tonight 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

22 hours ago, sir roger said:

 

I wasn't anticipating much sleep to be fair.

 

Thats a cracking figure for her age. I cant believe I am the only dirty ticket on here who would get involved. Place is going to the dogs.

You can get behind me in the queue Rog.

[Anubis]

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/apr/14/gambling-commission-charges-15-over-bets-into-timing-of-2024-general-election

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/apr/14/gambling-commission-charges-15-over-bets-into-timing-of-2024-general-election

 

I'm shocked and appalled. 

 

 

A former Tory MP and aide to Rishi Sunak is among 15 people charged with offences relating to bets placed on the timing of the 2024 general election, the Gambling Commission has announced.

The scandal over the alleged placing of bets on the timing of the election prior to Mr Sunak’s surprise decision to call the national ballot early engulfed the Conservative Party’s campaign last summer.

[Arniepie]

[Section_31]

Badenoch is magnificently bad at everything. 

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Badenoch is magnificently bad at everything. 

I reckon I would make a better Kemi Badenoch than her.

[redinblack]

6 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Badenoch is magnificently bad at everything. 

She's like a malignant Frank Spencer

[Jack the Sipper]

13 hours ago, redinblack said:

She's like a malignant Frank Spencer

 

 

"Ooh Butty! Not for me, thanks. I’m not a sandwich person, I don’t think sandwiches are a real food."

[Arniepie]

https://x.com/Haggis_UK/status/1914698702947561638

[an tha]

Horrible tory cunt

[Arniepie]

Badenoch continues with same zip and vim

 

chris mason

[Creator Supreme]

3 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Badenoch continues with same zip and vim

 

chris mason

Badenoch challenges Starmer on what a woman is.

 

Basically everything you're not you horrible tory cunt!

[Section_31]

She's like some black mirror human incarnation of a 2023 Twitter thread. She never talks about inflation, of Ukraine, or anything anyone gives a fuck about, just trans this and chagos islands that. She's a fucking tedious cretin.

[Bjornebye]

17 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

She's like some black mirror human incarnation of a 2023 Twitter thread. She never talks about inflation, of Ukraine, or anything anyone gives a fuck about, just trans this and chagos islands that. She's a fucking tedious cretin.

She wasted 6 fucking questions on it today when Starmer completely answered the first one. That’s all she had so she could tee up the “hasn’t got the balls” line for the daily mail or some shit. 

She’s a real jerk, 6 fucking questions wasted on this guy 

 

 

 

 

[an tha]

I'm starting to like these lads....

 

Got that weapon Badenoch spewing now.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7n1gy94evo

[Creator Supreme]

She accused Starmer of lacking 'moral courage' regarding the Trans ruling.

 

What the fuck would a Tory know about morals or courage?

[Arniepie]

2 hours ago, Creator Supreme said:

She accused Starmer of lacking 'moral courage' regarding the Trans ruling.

 

What the fuck would a Tory know about morals or courage?

She is utterly hopeless even with the bbc political correspondent cheering for her.

[Section_31]

3 hours ago, an tha said:

I'm starting to like these lads....

 

Got that weapon Badenoch spewing now.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd7n1gy94evo

 

Again with the fucking Chagos islands the boring twat.

 

Badenoch described the move as "yet another cowardly decision after giving away the Chagos Islands".

[Bjornebye]

Why is she allowed on the BBC there to say “they gave 10 billion pounds to the unions we got nothing back for it and now they’re discussing another pay deal” without being challenged?