Tory Cabinet Thread

[Harry's Lad]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He wasn’t calling you a troll because of that one poll. But anyway, like I said if you’re that bothered ask him. 
 

The poll you posted was relevant. I can see it changing rapidly if they jib Sunak and get Mourdant in. Maybe not enough but they will probably get a huge bump. 

Two to be precise.

[Strontium]

20 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He wasn’t calling you a troll because of that one poll. But anyway, like I said if you’re that bothered ask him.

 

I assumed it was about that post because (a) it was right after it and (b) it was the only post I'd made in the Starmer thread in the past week. But I don't really care either way.

[Section_31]

Imagine stacking the Lords to the rafters with Boris Johnson's cum buckets and David Cameron's childminders and still having it vote down your shit.

[lifetime fan]

Guess what cunt has applied for a post working for IPSA? 

[Tj hooker]

18 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Guess what cunt has applied for a post working for IPSA? 

The haunted pencil? 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Tj hooker said:

The haunted pencil? 

Ahahahaha

 

No, me. 
 

I sincerely doubt I’d pass the counter terrorism stage though. 

[Tj hooker]

5 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Ahahahaha

 

No, me. 
 

I sincerely doubt I’d pass the counter terrorism stage though. 

Hahahaha I had to Google IPSA and immediately thought of that cunt , I'll wish you good luck Col 

[Jack the Sipper]

 

A cabinet minister, Michelle Donelan, falsely accuses a professor of being pro-Hamas, is made to retract the claim and pay compensation - which comes out of the public purse, he justification being that it prevents 'prolonged legal costs'. Erm, yeah, to Donelan who made the claim, and only if she fights it in court.

 

Bit of an outrage here, but gone completely under the radar.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68486206

 

"The sum paid was covered by taxpayers to prevent prolonged legal costs, the BBC has been told."

[Section_31]

Tufton Street, again. The real enemy, along with Murdoch and Rothermere.

[Bjornebye]

Oliver Dowden looks like they’ve beamed the Aberdeen badge onto the surface of the moon 

[Fugitive]

So the cunts are going to cut taxes and cut public spending which will also lead to a rise in your council tax thus wiping out any financial gain you may see and lead to shit services.

 

Surely people will see through this bullshit.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Fugitive said:

So the cunts are going to cut taxes and cut public spending which will also lead to a rise in your council tax thus wiping out any financial gain you may see and lead to shit services.

 

Surely people will see through this bullshit.

It depends how their news outlet of choice paints it. Why isn’t Starmer bringing up Hunts 100k donation?! Reeves better had the fucking mop head 

[Section_31]

Whenever they put fuel duty down the petrol companies put the price up by the corresponding amount. It's all bullshit.

[A Red]

I don't like paying tax, I want tax to be as low as possible, and I don't want poor people paying tax at all, that includes having to declare selling stuff online.

 

But a tax reduction should be because its a stimulus or in good times rather than a fucking bribe.

[Bruce Spanner]

Amazing!

 

Let’s build a statue to Muslim, bold opening.

 

EDIT: Then a pack of lies, not going well then.

[Bjornebye]

Dowden looks like he’s just been given detention 

[Pidge]

Thank god they're finally levelling up canary wharf... 

 

Definitely no donors invested in local real estate there, I'm sure.

[Bjornebye]

20 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Thank god they're finally levelling up canary wharf... 

 

Definitely no donors invested in local real estate there, I'm sure.

Shame they aren’t levelling it. 
 

I nobbed an Italian bird I used to work with who lived in Mudchute. Soulless place. She wasn’t. Absolute lunatic in all the best ways. 

[Tj hooker]

This stupid fucking bint Laura Trott getting absolutely battered on Politics live ,she's either thick or is blatantly lying and is completely out of her depth .

Bear in mind she's the Chief Secretary to the treasury its just mind blowing 

[Jairzinho]

Feel sorry for Jones here. He seems a pretty competent Labour MP and he's basically having to go on Politics Live and explain why being a rizla away from Tory policy will be absolutely ace.

[skend04]

13 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Feel sorry for Jones here. He seems a pretty competent Labour MP and he's basically having to go on Politics Live and explain why being a rizla away from Tory policy will be absolutely ace.

 

The mad thing is that the tax burden is the highest it's ever been and there's no trap for Labour to fall into about increasing taxes and wasting money. They definitely have no need to follow Tory policy here.

[Mudface]

35 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

This stupid fucking bint Laura Trott getting absolutely battered on Politics live ,she's either thick or is blatantly lying and is completely out of her depth .

Bear in mind she's the Chief Secretary to the treasury its just mind blowing 

 

She's both, absolutely hapless, same as that Helen Whately who used to get wheeled out to defend Johnson's Covid fiascos.

[Gnasher]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

Feel sorry for Jones here. He seems a pretty competent Labour MP and he's basically having to go on Politics Live and explain why being a rizla away from Tory policy will be absolutely ace.

 

This fella? I think Fisher and Murphy have gone easy on him. 

 

 

 

 

 

The only thing that got  'Maxed out' is Jones economic credibility.

 

[Jairzinho]

Yeah, him.

 

He's an intelligent fella, but clearly not allowed to say anything. They might as well have sent a packet of quavers on as the Labour representative. 

[Creator Supreme]

32 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Yeah, him.

 

He's an intelligent fella, but clearly not allowed to say anything. They might as well have sent a packet of quavers on as the Labour representative. 

Is the tub of lard they used on HIGNFY instead of Roy Hattersley still available?