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Tory Cabinet Thread


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46 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Not just any bottled water. San Pellegrino! La-de-fucking-da!

 

Buxton not good enough for you, Bruce?

French for club soda - Perrier I know but a great line in a great movie 

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If you can afford a Bentley then you should have better fucking chopping boards than those plastic bits of shit. 
 

This fucking place. 
 

 

Edited: A fucking Bentley and Joseph Joseph shite plastic chopping boards? 
 

Someone needs to have a fucking word with their interior designer pronto. 

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21 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

If you can afford a Bentley then you should have better fucking chopping boards than those plastic bits of shit. 
 

This fucking place. 
 

 

Edited: A fucking Bentley and Joseph Joseph shite plastic chopping boards? 
 

Someone needs to have a fucking word with their interior designer pronto. 

What are the things on the plate? More importantly, what's with the weird test-tube thing next to the telephone?

 

So many questions...

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9 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

If you can afford a Bentley then you should have better fucking chopping boards than those plastic bits of shit. 
 

This fucking place. 
 

 

Edited: A fucking Bentley and Joseph Joseph shite plastic chopping boards? 
 

Someone needs to have a fucking word with their interior designer pronto. 


Nonsense. Those Joseph Joseph chopping boards in a metal container show the usual more ‘money than taste’ that the elite have.

 

Marble counter top.

Metal chopping board container.

Bentley.

San Pellegrini bottled water. 
Evian bottled water for his guests (never give them the premium stuff).

 

The evidence is stacking up. Bruce is a bad Tory q….

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1 minute ago, Anubis said:


Nonsense. Those Joseph Joseph chopping boards in a metal container show the usual more ‘money than taste’ that the elite have.

 

Marble counter top.

Metal chopping board container.

Bentley.

San Pellegrini bottled water. 
Evian bottled water for his guests (never give them the premium stuff).

 

The evidence is stacking up. Bruce is a bad Tory q….

He could be one of those ‘champagne socialists’. My mum is one of them.

 

In fact he could be my mum.

 

Hello mum. 

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6 minutes ago, Anubis said:


Nonsense. Those Joseph Joseph chopping boards in a metal container show the usual more ‘money than taste’ that the elite have.

 

Marble counter top.

Metal chopping board container.

Bentley.

San Pellegrini bottled water. 
Evian bottled water for his guests (never give them the premium stuff).

 

The evidence is stacking up. Bruce is a bad Tory q….


 

Joseph Joseph is a licence to print fucking money like weddings and christenings.
 

It’s cheap tat marketed at stupid fucking cunts who want to be rich (not you Bruce) like my ex wife. 

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4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:


 

Joseph Joseph is a licence to print fucking money like weddings and christenings.
 

It’s cheap tat marketed at stupid fucking cunts who want to be rich (not you Bruce) like my ex wife. 

I’ve never heard of Joseph Joseph. I hate both of them. 

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14 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

He could be one of those ‘champagne socialists’. My mum is one of them.

 

In fact he could be my mum.

 

Hello mum. 


Whoa, Empire Strike Back moment in progress!

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11 minutes ago, Jack the Sipper said:

Woke up this morning and turned on the Internet fully expecting it to be ablaze with a story about Gove, the man from Del Monte and that gerbil farm in Godalming. 

 

He's being protected by someone.

Agreed. Bruce has a lot to answer for.

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27 minutes ago, Istvan Kuntstain said:

Haha Cuntz and A Queg jealous as fuck.... 

 

Any chance Bruce... 

 

Gizza Teacher – e=mc2andallthat

 

The thing I love about this place and has kept me here for years is that it's truly a community of equals, no cunt cares what you have, or don't, and I have never known it in all the years I've been on here.

 

People are taken at face value and have no need to slyly insinuate that they do better than most, mainly because nobody gives a shit.

 

This slow creep 'I'm richer than you' bollocks can go fuck itself.

 

I have no interest in what car people drive, unless it's part of a discussion (This excludes Chevettes as I love his car talk), how many bathrooms they have unless it's a point about design, the holidays they take unless it comes with a story or guidence, where you spend your weekends unless it comes with a picture of an overpriced shit breakfast.

 

Everyone on here has lives which they largely shield on here, I know a fair few in real life and they're doing alright for themselves, but don't find the need to shoehorn in some grasping, materalistic, humble brags, it's fucking pathetic.

 

EDIT: Does anybody remember who Tom Ross, majestically, pulled up on it once with a doctored bank statement?

 

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3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

The thing I love about this place and has kept me here for years is that it's truly a community of equals, no cunt cares what you have, or don't, and I have never known it in all the years I've been on here.

 

People are taken at face value and have no need to slyly insinuate that they do better than most, mainly because nobody gives a shit.

 

This slow creep 'I'm richer than you' bollocks can go fuck itself.

 

I have no interest in what car people drive, unless it's part of a discussion (This excludes Chevettes as I love his car talk), how many bathrooms they have unless it's a point about design, the holidays they take unless it comes with a story or guidence, where you spend your weekends unless it comes with a picture of an overpriced shit breakfast.

 

Everyone on here has lives which they largely shield on here, I know a fair few in real life and they're doing alright for themselves, but don't find the need to shoehorn in some grasping, materalistic, humble brag, it's fucking pathetic.

 


lend us a tenner? 

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