Tory Cabinet Thread

[Colonel Bumcunt]

39 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

He moved out to live with his boyfriend months ago apparently. His best option is a tearful “I’ve been living a lie my whole life ” piece to Breakfast telly but I’m not sure the electorate are ready for a gay Tory PM with a proper coke habit. Sarah knows a lot more than she’s letting on. I think that’s his career over. Boris can father 10 plus kids but if you prefer chaps and Charlie that’s not acceptable. I don’t make the rules. 

Don't reporters doorstep these lot?  Surely they'd know if Gove had left his family home. 

 

Having an openly gay Tory leader is very unlikely, I'd say the same would be true of Labour, it just still makes a lot of people uncomfortable.  

 

With Gove out of the running I don't see anybody capable of challenging Johnson.  I think Patel might happen built on a campaign of "ooh it's time for another woman PM" buy I don't know where the Brexit electorate stand on a BAME candidate. 

[Jairzinho]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

I don't know where the Brexit electorate stand on a BAME candidate. 

She fucking hates forrins though.

[Bruce Spanner]

Imagine your ‘source’ being the Daily Mail and Twitter sub topics.

 

Endearing stuff.

[Bruce Spanner]

14 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

And we’re back to the playground aggression. Maybe stick to boasting about your £100k car, thats proper endearing stuff. 

No idea what you’re talking about.

 

I don’t believe I’ve ever boasted about any car on here.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[A Red]

21 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

No idea what you’re talking about.

 

I don’t believe I’ve ever boasted about any car on here.

To be fair you havent.

[A Red]

Just now, Colonel Kurtz said:

This is the picture you posted in a previous thread with the key fob carefully placed in the shot. Maybe I’m mistaken but that looks like a Bentley to me. Happy to be corrected. 

To be fair, he did do that. He just wants us to know.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

If he comes out as trans I’d expect you to combust. 

Michelle Gove would be a challenging wank, I'll grant you that. Less challenging than Sarah Vine, but challenging nonetheless. 

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

This is the picture you posted in a previous thread with the key fob carefully placed in the shot. Maybe I’m mistaken but that looks like a Bentley to me. Happy to be corrected. 

Got under your skin that, didn’t it?

 

Oh, I’m sorry, didn’t realise that was what people would take from it. 
 

Just really struggle with San Pellegrino bottles..

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

My ‘source’ also says that if you are looking for uncontrollable sex addicts in the Government don’t limit your search to the chaps. Liz apparently has similar predilections. 

She imports 2/3 of nob cheese and THAT. IS. A. DISGRACE.

[Jairzinho]

Ooh, bottled water. Look at me. 

[cloggypop]

Bet Bruce has got two bottles as well. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

Ha ha. Are you saying that the key fob placement was an accident ? If you’ve got a Bentley, good luck to you. Nice car and a lot of fun I suspect. I don’t begrudge you it at all but please drop the childish aggression. My daughter works in the commons, she tells me gossip and I repeat it on here. That’s all there is to it. 

It’s not childish, it’s very grown up because I think you’re a disingenuous dickhead based on evidence.

 

I make no pretence about this.

 

Have a good evening. 

 

 

[Section_31]

Genuinely fascinating that two of what I'd say are the more 'right leaning' forumites are the ones who have a beef with people having stuff. Would have thought it'd be us rabid lefty politics of envy types giving it beans. 

 

* raises eyebrow 

 

Fascinating

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just now, Jairzinho said:

Ooh, bottled water. Look at me. 

Not just any bottled water. San Pellegrino! La-de-fucking-da!

 

Buxton not good enough for you, Bruce?

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, cloggypop said:

Bet Bruce has got two bottles as well. 

Zoom in there’s a, peasants, Evian in the background.

[A Red]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Genuinely fascinating that two of what I'd say are the more 'right leaning' forumites are the ones who have a beef with people having stuff. Would have thought it'd be us rabid lefty politics of envy types giving it beans. 

 

* raises eyebrow 

 

Fascinating

 

 

Genuinely fascinating that you've got me on ignore and seem to know what i'm saying.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Genuinely fascinating that two of what I'd say are the more 'right leaning' forumites are the ones who have a beef with people having stuff. Would have thought it'd be us rabid lefty politics of envy types giving it beans. 

 

* raises eyebrow 

 

Fascinating

 

 

Don't mention beans, ffs! There's already too much aggro round hete.

[cloggypop]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Zoom in there’s a, peasants, Evian in the background.

Good to see you treat the staff occasionally. 

[magicrat]

17 minutes ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

This is the picture you posted in a previous thread with the key fob carefully placed in the shot. Maybe I’m mistaken but that looks like a Bentley to me. Happy to be corrected. 

Fair play to him

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, cloggypop said:

Good to see you treat the staff occasionally. 

There is genuinely a Saudi family that has tankers of it flown in every month for their general water.

 

So, they bathe in it, drink it and make tea from it.

 

Mad.

[Rico1304]

18 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Michelle Gove would be a challenging wank, I'll grant you that. Less challenging than Sarah Vine, but challenging nonetheless. 

We can take it in shifts 

[mars]

1 minute ago, Rico1304 said:

We can take it in shifts 

Are you offering to give Angry a hand? That's very decent of you.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Having an openly gay Tory leader is very unlikely, I'd say the same would be true of Labour, it just still makes a lot of people uncomfortable.  

Poppers help with that.

[Rico1304]

23 minutes ago, mars said:

Are you offering to give Angry a hand? That's very decent of you.

Just one? You’ve not heard the rumours.