Tory Cabinet Thread

[Colonel Bumcunt]

On 27/07/2022 at 22:28, Arniepie said:

Again 

They didn't seem to mind his predecessor doing it?

They don't mind the idea of a cheeky posh white man squishing their tits with a wink and a grin.  

But honestly it's not racist.  Look, here's some science evidence from Dr Gupta. 

 

It's laughable that the Nazis still have a bad name in this country.  This is their playbook. 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

17 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

Sunak has drifted to 10/1 at the bookies so his team react to this by announcing a new policy of £10 fines for missing GP appointments. A lot of those missed appointments are old people with the invariable short term memory issues which coincidentally also describes a big % of the Tory party. Basically he's asking his electorate to vote for him by promising them regular £10 fines in their future. You'd be hard pushed to think of a worse policy he could have come up with. He's gifting Truss the election. 

Well, I'm firmly Team Truss, so that's good. 

Strong rumours of John Redwood becoming chancellor for Truss.

[Captain Willard]

16 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Well, I'm firmly Team Truss, so that's good. 

Strong rumours of John Redwood becoming chancellor for Truss.

My guess is that you’re Team Truss becuase you think she will be an electoral disaster. That’s not an uncommon view. I met her at the weekend, she’s actually very personable and down to earth. A bit odd but a lot of politicians are. I think she’ll win by a mile. 

[Bjornebye]

47 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

My guess is that you’re Team Truss becuase you think she will be an electoral disaster. That’s not an uncommon view. I met her at the weekend, she’s actually very personable and down to earth. A bit odd but a lot of politicians are. I think she’ll win by a mile. 

At a pork market?

 

She's a fucking cunt mate. 

[skend04]

It looks like with the raft of policy ideas like cutting public sector wage outside of London, Truss believes a large number of the 150000 Tory members are a bunch of cunts. Some endorsement that of your membership.

[No2]

You couldn't make it up, a big % of those  choosing the leader are senile. 

[Arniepie]

58 minutes ago, skend04 said:

It looks like with the raft of policy ideas like cutting public sector wage outside of London, Truss believes a large number of the 150000 Tory members are a bunch of cunts. Some endorsement that of your membership.

She has backtracked now

[Gnasher]

Remember Cameron wanted to pay the unemployment with self esteem?

 

 

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

On 02/08/2022 at 10:22, Captain Willard said:

My guess is that you’re Team Truss becuase you think she will be an electoral disaster. That’s not an uncommon view. I met her at the weekend, she’s actually very personable and down to earth. A bit odd but a lot of politicians are. I think she’ll win by a mile. 

Not just that reason, it's because selfishly I know John Redwood is a long-time visitor here and so our mountain of infrastructure projects left unsigned by Sunak would be highly likely to start moving. 

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Not just that reason, it's because selfishly I know John Redwood is a long-time visitor here and so our mountain of infrastructure projects left unsigned by Sunak would be highly likely to start moving. 

Sadly, you are more likely to be drafted and sent to fight Putin. 
 

Thank you in advance for your service.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

3 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Sadly, you are more likely to be drafted and sent to fight Putin. 
 

Thank you in advance for your service.

I'm not sure the Tories want to be annoying me and giving me an automatic weapon. 

[lifetime fan]

29 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Not just that reason, it's because selfishly I know John Redwood is a long-time visitor here and so our mountain of infrastructure projects left unsigned by Sunak would be highly likely to start moving. 

???

[Section_31]

She was proper fit Stephanie Beacham.

[Gnasher]

I believe (not sure) that ESA claimants are mainly the disabled. Coffeys a right cunt. Not sure the point of having an ombudsman if the recommendations just get ignored.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

She's a disgusting cunt. They hate questions. 

 

 

 

 

[Kepler-186]

“ I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore.”
 

 

[Gnasher]

16 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She's a disgusting cunt. They hate questions. 

 

 

 

 

Yeah I saw that, she's the worst one out of them and that really is saying something. 

[Gnasher]

man of the people strikes again.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

[Mudface]

Thank God it looks like someone as grounded and normal as Truss will be the next PM.

[House of Dirk]

Coffey is cosplaying Tubbs from League of Gentlemen

[Creator Supreme]

2 hours ago, House of Dirk said:

Coffey is cosplaying Tubbs from League of Gentlemen

"What's all this starving? We'll have no benefits claimants here!"

[Anubis]

Virtually every beach on the South coast has a pollution warning today.

 

https://www.sas.org.uk/map/

[Gnasher]

9 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Virtually every beach on the South coast has a pollution warning today.

 

https://www.sas.org.uk/map/

 

I put these links on another thread, but if you don't mind. 

 

 Scotland is fine, Wales is OK, England meanwhile...er less said the better

 

 

 

 

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/aug/16/i-worked-on-privatisation-england-water-1989-failed-regime

 

 

The solution is obvious yet none of our three main politicial parties are willing to heed the will of the people.

 

 

 

[Chairman Meow]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Virtually every beach on the South coast has a pollution warning today.

 

https://www.sas.org.uk/map/

 

The beaches are polluted by British pollution and they are happier for it.