Tory Cabinet Thread

[Arniepie]

It  is genuinely is Like a cult where they are just programed to.say something without thinking and not even have the mental capacity to challenge it.

There was some manc bint 0n 5 live before..he got brexit done no he didn't, you fucking half wit,the issue over the ni Ireland protocol hasn't been resolved. 

They seen to attract voters who haven't.got a fuckng clue what's going on

 

[PestiRed]

Matt Hancock has confirmed that he won’t run for leader. I can’t believe that someone genuinely asked him that question

[Barrington Womble]

8 minutes ago, PestiRed said:

Matt Hancock has confirmed that he won’t run for leader. I can’t believe that someone genuinely asked him that question

When you look at the randoms and complete nobodies who've already declared, it feels strange Hancock and Raab have already ruled themselves out. Maybe they're just being real, know the economy is fucked and don't want it and will settle for their place in the lords down the line. 

[Anubis]

 

 

[Anubis]

The Larry the Cat Twitter account is gold at the moment.

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

 

 

No fucking chance. 

The next PM will serve a purpose, to win a GE.  Tory voters will turn on him for jumping early and, in their minds, starting the demise of poor Boris. As ever, many will vote for the person, not the party. 

I don't think it'll be a bloke, I think they'll pitch a woman against Starmer to make him look like he's bullying women. 

[Section_31]

"Having turned blue for the first time in 50 years last year, this voter in Hartlepool feels let down and said nothing has improved."

 

 

 

 

[Megadrive Man]

2 hours ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

At this point, I wonder how many of the UK's economic problems simply go away overnight if we rejoin the common market. 

 

For someone to say 'Boris got Brexit done' they need to explain which of the advertised benefits of Brexit have actually materialised.  I don't think it's done, and neither do cunts like Farage, so how exactly has Boris delivered?

I think it was somebody on here that pointed out that a more accurate slogan would have been Get Brexit Started!

 

I don't think rejoining is something that will seriously be discussed for at least ten to fifteen years though. We'll just have to keep rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic for now sadly.

[Section_31]

[Bruce Spanner]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

"Having turned blue for the first time in 50 years last year, this voter in Hartlepool feels let down and said nothing has improved."

 

 

 

 

 

‘Under the Tories we got six new food banks, what did labour ever do, eh? They didn’t give us six new food banks!’ 

[Megadrive Man]

7 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

The man who's thick as mince, James Cleverly, Education Secretary.

Just looking at some of the latest members of the cabinet and its terrifying that Johnson could potentially be allowed to lead this band of no hopers and misfits until October!

[Pete]

1 hour ago, MegadriveMan said:

Just looking at some of the latest members of the cabinet and its terrifying that Johnson could potentially be allowed to lead this band of no hopers and misfits until October!

Wouldn’t know a single one of them if I tripped over them in the street.  Total nonentities.  

[Tj hooker]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

Hotel prices are extortionate in Westminster how the fuck can he afford it oh hang on 

[Bellflower]

According to Chris Bryant Boris is staying on because she has arranged their wedding reception at Chequers in 2 weeks time.....

[Barrington Womble]

13 minutes ago, Bellflower said:

According to Chris Bryant Boris is staying on because she has arranged their wedding reception at Chequers in 2 weeks time.....

Yeah, that Peppa Crera from the mirror broke that story earlier. 

[Gnasher]

A journalist should ask if they've considered using agency staff. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Steve Baker says God doesn't necessarily like democracies, as he stated in the Church Times or something. 

 

[Barrington Womble]

5 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Steve Baker says God doesn't necessarily like democracies, as he stated in the Church Times or something. 

 

Fuck me. Is he one of them?

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Fuck me. Is he one of them?

A cunt?

 

Yes, yes he is!

[Bruce Spanner]

29 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Fuck me. Is he one of them?

 

Yup, full blood evangelical, born again, dinosaur denying loon.

 

Praise be!

[Mudface]

That's Brexit Hardman Steve Baker to you cucks.

 

Found it-

 

 

[Champ]

7 minutes ago, Mudface said:

That's Brexit Hardman Steve Baker to you cucks.

 

Found it-

 

 

Brexit Hard Man Climate Change Denier Steve Baker

[Mudface]

8 minutes ago, Champ said:

Brexit Hard Man Climate Change Denier Steve Baker

But he's so genuine.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Gnasher]

New favourite for the job;