Tory Cabinet Thread

[Anubis 21,797]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love the #BackBoris hashtag. It’s wall-to-wall nutters.

[Colonel Bumcunt 808]

At this rate he'll call a GE. 

It's his default, he doesn't want to work, he wants to campaign forever, being bombastic, lying, smiling, visiting lorry drivers, soldiers, he'll do it rather than quit. 

[polymerpunkah 1,486]

19 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Patel apparently jumping ship.

 

Little goblin in full self-preservation mode.

 

Truss is apparently out of the country.

Hopefully to receive the same treatment she recommended for refugees crossing the channel.

 

 

[Anubis 21,797]

 

 

 

[Anubis 21,797]

Back to #BackBoris…

 

 

[manwiththestick 5,331]

5 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I love the #BackBoris hashtag. It’s wall-to-wall nutters.

It's actual craziness, like a nationwide Stockholm Syndrome.

[Anubis 21,797]

The cabinet meeting…
 

[Barrington Womble 11,145]

23 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I think that's overselling them to be honest. They're a mix of corrupt money grubbers and thick, like a pasty of George Osbornes, Cummings was the one who helped sell that to the mob.

But quite a call coming from their own, which is my point. 

[Barrington Womble 11,145]

19 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Back to #BackBoris…

 

 

I think maybe labour should take the piss and get on the #backboris too. 

[TD_LFC 1,015]

We'd be gearing up to invade and remove from power if this was another country.

[Barrington Womble 11,145]

28 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

At this rate he'll call a GE. 

It's his default, he doesn't want to work, he wants to campaign forever, being bombastic, lying, smiling, visiting lorry drivers, soldiers, he'll do it rather than quit. 

That's what his supporters are suggesting now. If they try and force him out, they'll force a GE as the new PM would have no mandate. 

 

We must have become a presidency when we left the EU, I missed that one. 

[MegadriveMan 1,315]

31 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

The terrifying thing is that this country now leans so far to the right that if another GE is called, I reckon the Tories would still win

 

If he tried to call a GE, surely the Tories would just vote it down anyway? They aren't going to risk going in to an election now? 

[Numero Veinticinco 8,377]

Please do not swear. 

 

[Creator Supreme 1,804]

2 minutes ago, Hank Moody said:

Please do not swear. 

 

You are live on Channel Swear, don't say fuck or bugger!

[alles ist gut 4,778]

“Please do not say fuck or bugger, even to explain what Chris Pincher does”

[Kevin D 9,725]

Don’t do the pause, Mark. You’re not Davina.

[Anubis 21,797]

Damn you EU plotters! The Union Jacks are on to you.

 

 

[Creator Supreme 1,804]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

Damn you EU plotters! The Union Jacks are on to you.

 

 

And it's cunts like them who would make sure he won a snap GE!

[halewood pete 3,914]

[MegadriveMan 1,315]

He's genuinely not going anywhere is he?

 

He's a fucking psychopath! 

[Numero Veinticinco 8,377]

39 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

He's genuinely not going anywhere is he?

 

He's a fucking psychopath! 

It’s actually fucking hilarious. Darth Boris has handcuffed himself to the radiator. 

[coachpotato 713]

Darth Boris. Brilliant.

[Numero Veinticinco 8,377]

Just now, coachpotato said:

Darth Boris. Brilliant.

Yeah, I did giggle at that one. 

[Tj hooker 2,685]

Batshit crazy doesn't even begin to cover lunatics like that 

[Bruce Spanner 6,131]

We're through the looking glass!

 

He's sacked Gove.