Tory Cabinet Thread

[Leyton388]

Right so whens the downfall meme video being released? 

[johnsusername]

54 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

Not sure that helped Hitler along though. That took the tanks arriving at his front door! 

Fingers crossed the cabinet have an adequate supply of cyanide pills. 

[johnsusername]

What is the Tory obsession with Jeremy Corbyn? They're like Evertonians going on about something from the past.

[Pete]

8 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

What is the Tory obsession with Jeremy Corbyn? They're like Evertonians going on about something from the past.

He’s a red?

[Colonel Bumcunt]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

 

 

I'd like to second that ?

Google This England.

It's already filmed, set to air on Sky Atlantic this autumn...which to me suggests they were coordinating a release for a GE

[TD_LFC]

Zahawi, Hart and Brandon Lewis have all told chief whip it's time for Johnson to go.

[TD_LFC]

Shapps as well.

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, TD_LFC said:

Zahawi, Hart and Brandon Lewis have all told chief whip it's time for Johnson to go.

Can't keep up with Zahawi.

[TD_LFC]

Not sure what he get's out of it, fights for Chancellors job then turns on the person who gave it to you within 24 hours after telling everyone on national TV that you're going down with the ship.

 

Any new PM would look to clean sweep surely.

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Can't keep up with Zahawi.

 

He stays as Chancellor throughout the leadership campaign, which he might stand in.

 

If the elections run into recess he gets to be Chancellor until autum giving him time to prove his worth.

[M_B]

Question now is, who is up next?

 

Please God, don't let it be Gove. He'd actually start WW3.

[TD_LFC]

Uber cunt Kwasi Kwarteng part of that execution squad now.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

5 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Uber cunt Kwasi Kwarteng part of that execution squad now.

He's actually fucked both Liz Truss and Amber Rudd.  

Fucking playa. 

Cabinet meeting must be some jizz-fest, everyone on champagne and Viagra. 

[Barrington Womble]

53 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Fingers crossed the cabinet have an adequate supply of cyanide pills. 

To be fair, I'd settle for the home secretary. 

14 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

He stays as Chancellor throughout the leadership campaign, which he might stand in.

 

If the elections run into recess he gets to be Chancellor until autum giving him time to prove his worth.

I was walking about half an hour ago desperate to know what was happening and for the first time ever turned on LBC. It was actually great timing as I got PMQs and javid condensed and then they went to some Johnson jerk who said Johnson wants the drama of being taken out kicking and screaming and will not resign. He will force them to change the rules. If that's his mindset, he might well sack zahawi by tonight. To be fair, I think I would! 

[Strontium]

32 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

Google This England.

It's already filmed, set to air on Sky Atlantic this autumn...which to me suggests they were coordinating a release for a GE

 

Yes, I think we're aware of the forthcoming series. It's the part where you suggested that playing the role of a Conservative Prime Minister on TV makes the actor a "Tory Cunt" which has me questioning your grip on reality.

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Barrington Womble said:

To be fair, I'd settle for the home secretary. 

I was walking about half an hour ago desperate to know what was happening and for the first time ever turned on LBC. It was actually great timing as I got PMQs and javid condensed and then they went to some Johnson jerk who said Johnson wants the drama of being taken out kicking and screaming and will not resign. He will force them to change the rules. If that's his mindset, he might well sack zahawi by tonight. To be fair, I think I would! 

 

Would be hilarious.

 

As I told you last night, Chris Philps for Chancellor...

[Creator Supreme]

4 minutes ago, Strontium said:

 

Yes, I think we're aware of the forthcoming series. It's the part where you suggested that playing the role of a Conservative Prime Minister on TV makes the actor a "Tory Cunt" which has me questioning your grip on reality.

I wasn't to be honest, first I'd heard of it.

[Strontium]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

What is the Tory obsession with Jeremy Corbyn? They're like Evertonians going on about something from the past.

 

It's pretty standard invocation of bogeymen of the past, isn't it. Blair, Thatcher, Tebbit etc.

[TD_LFC]

Dorries has gone into No.10 to wreck shop, unconfirmed reports that she's tried to bottle Grant Shapps and Kwasi Kwarteng and given Priti Patel a Glasgow kiss before being restrained by aides.

 

[Bruce Spanner]

Might be a long night...

 

 

[skend04]

5 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Might be a long night...

 

 

I'm imagining an alt-Marvel Civil War. With villains instead. Shit ones at that. 

[TD_LFC]

11 minutes ago, skend04 said:

I'm imagining an alt-Marvel Civil War. With villains instead. Shit ones at that. 

You're giving them too much credit.

 

 

[polymerpunkah]

Getting Borexit Done.

 

[Strontium]

15 minutes ago, skend04 said:

I'm imagining an alt-Marvel Civil War. With villains instead. Shit ones at that. 

 

Miscreant-Man

[Stouffer]

Just off to the cinema to see Elvis.

 

This dickhead better be gone by the time I get back.