Tory Cabinet Thread

[Bjornebye]

Blackford about to tell him he hopes Carries dog gets aids. 

[Anubis]

Somebody call 999. There’s a murder taking place in House of Commons.

 

Very effectively done by Starmer. Minus his baying hordes he’s reduced to the greasy little piglet he is. Nads still looking at him with bedroom eyes, even now.

[Bruce Spanner]

Haha!

 

Labour just waived him off as he did his last question empty rant, lovely stuff.

 

Imagine, this might be the last time we see thet fat, useless, talentless, empty headed, narcissistic fucking scum bag at the dispatch box.

 

Good riddance, a shameful episode in our collective history.

[Stouffer]

"Sinking ship fleeing the rats"; bang on.

[Bjornebye]

Blackfords just set him up for an easy response twice there. Just stick the nut on the fucking cunt

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

It's such a shame Dennis Skinner got voted out by the inbreds in Bolsover, he'd have had a fucking field day!

[Bjornebye]

Someone asking Nads for a suck there. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

10 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

I've noticed the same with Flat Earthers.

There's actually a pretty decent documentary on Netflix about flat-earthers.

 

Contrary to popular belief, they're generally pretty smart people. Similar to some of our own conspiracy nuts - *cough* TK *cough* - they're often folks with reasonable IQs who, for one reason or another, are desperate to have found something others haven't, to validate their otherwise unacknowledged intelligence.

 

It's like a human reaction to the lack of discoverable wonders within reach - generations too late to find new land, and too early to explore space. So they find a grand conspiracy lying in plain sight, be it flat earth, horse paste or whatever.

 

If anything, I'd say it's the polar opposite to the vox pop Tories, who go by gut instinct and parrot right-wing mantras rather than do their own research.

[Champ]

Alistair Jack’s face

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

There's actually a pretty decent documentary on Netflix about flat-earthers.

 

Contrary to popular belief, they're generally pretty smart people. Similar to some of our own conspiracy nuts - *cough* TK *cough* - they're often folks with reasonable IQs who, for one reason or another, are desperate to have found something others haven't, to validate their otherwise unacknowledged intelligence.

 

It's like a human reaction to the lack of discoverable wonders within reach - generations too late to find new land, and too early to explore space. So they find a grand conspiracy lying in plain sight, be it flat earth, horse paste or whatever.

 

If anything, I'd say it's the polar opposite to the vox pop Tories, who go by gut instinct and parrot right-wing mantras rather than do their own research.

You picked the wrong poster there.... 

 

 

 

[Manny]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Wouldn't worry about it Zahawi will be Chancellor for about four days at most. 

Massive Karl Donitz vibes.

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Champ said:

Alistair Jack’s face

Mad Nads face reminds me of the one on the right from Home Clubber....

 

 

 

 

[Fowlers God]

17 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

It's such a shame Dennis Skinner got voted out by the inbreds in Bolsover, he'd have had a fucking field day!

I'm not sure his health is in too great a condition currently but man I wish this guy was my Grandad. Absolute hero

[Section_31]

23 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Somebody call 999. There’s a murder taking place in House of Commons.

 

Very effectively done by Starmer. Minus his baying hordes he’s reduced to the greasy little piglet he is. Nads still looking at him with bedroom eyes, even now.

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Fowlers God said:

I'm not sure his health is in too great a condition currently but man I wish this guy was my Grandad. Absolute hero

I'm on the opposite side of the argument to the great man regarding the EU, but I agreed with pretty much everything else he represented!

 

Same with Tony Benn.

[Bruce Spanner]

Big Saj giving it the 'give me the top job speech' despite propping up the usless cunt.

 

Scenes.

 

I can't believe he's so selfless that he'll earnestly make a play for the top job in front of his peers and the cameras without telling all how he's complicit, truly humbled.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

Lindsay Hoyle is a complete Uncle Tom bitch. 

 

[Bjornebye]

This is the killer blow I think. No chance he can come back from a speech like this. A few of course will cling on for their own interests but any Tory MP with any sort of integrity (I know) would fuck this cunt right off. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

You could undermine the whole Javid speech by asking him how he voted on several matters. 

[Kepler-186]

Javid represents the pull the ladder up and crash the global economy Ayn Rand fringe of compassionate Conservative Party values. Empty words from a hollow man. 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

The BBC muting the end there when Johnson scurried off 

[Fugitive]

14 hours ago, Strontium said:

Nobody will ever beat Ryan from Stoke. Nobody.

 

 

That’s definitely Peter Kay

[Section_31]

10 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Big Saj giving it the 'give me the top job speech' despite propping up the usless cunt.

 

Scenes.

 

I can't believe he's so selfless that he'll earnestly make a play for the top job in front of his peers and the cameras without telling all how he's complicit, truly humbled.

Doesn't he read out an excerpt from And Atlas Shrugged on his wedding anniversary or was that a nightmare I had?

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

Doesn't he read out an excerpt from And Atlas Shrugged on his wedding anniversary or was that a nightmare I had?

 

Nope and he reads it twice a year, at fixed times if I remember rightly.

 

EDIT: Found the article, he read it to his then girlfriend, now wife.

 

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/javid-s-home-truths

[TD_LFC]

Lee Anderson has a fucking nerve.

 

Acting like he's reluctantly had to kill a family member, calling Johnson 'the boss'.