Tory Cabinet Thread

[Bjornebye]

21 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The fact Johnson is holding on so tight suprises me considering what a lazy bastard he is, one wonders if favours are owed and he's yet to fully deliver.

 

 

[Arniepie]

17 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Because plenty of cunts from Stoke are just like this cunt

 

 

 

 

Jesus wept

[Strontium]

Nobody will ever beat Ryan from Stoke. Nobody.

 

 

[Kevin D]

1 hour ago, magicrat said:

Its all been drip drip for months.  He will go in the next week or so once its clear the 1922 C are going to change the rules to allow another vote.  They would only do this if they were sure a majority now existed to oust him so I would expect at that point he will resign rather than be humiliated .

I think he’ll get away with it, again.

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Nobody will ever beat Ryan from Stoke. Nobody.

 

 

The poster boy for inbreeding!

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Nobody will ever beat Ryan from Stoke. Nobody.

 

 

 

If Freddy Mercury was cloned by someone who failed their A Levels.

[Arniepie]

23 minutes ago, Strontium said:

Nobody will ever beat Ryan from Stoke. Nobody.

 

 

Outstanding. 

 

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

It's interesting how the Tories will likely 'vote again' on Boris. 

Brexit meant Brexit for all the saps. 

Boris doesn't mean Boris for the gentry. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

It's interesting how the Tories will likely 'vote again' on Boris. 

Brexit meant Brexit for all the saps. 

Boris doesn't mean Boris for the gentry. 

If he makes PMQ's tomorrow the soundbites will be off the chart I expect. Same usual bollocks, I reckon the "playing party politics while we get on with the job" might get the loudest cheer from the tories who have stood by him. 

 

Blackford should be fun.  

[Bruce Spanner]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

If he makes PMQ's tomorrow the soundbites will be off the chart I expect. Same usual bollocks, I reckon the "playing party politics while we get on with the job" might get the loudest cheer from the tories who have stood by him. 

 

Blackford should be fun.  

There should be so few Tories there tomorrow it should be embarrassing.

[Section_31]

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I've just shamelessly used your fuck this gif on another thread but I should have waited and used it for this. 

[Bruce Spanner]

Uncle Rup’s drongos calling for Alex’s head in The Times editorial tomorrow.

 

You hate to see it, you really do.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

You can't rescue this economy while the £ is so weak due to Brexit.  Not without slave labour and slashing public services.  Not conducive to Levelling Up or celebrating Brexit Britain. 

The jig is up. Sunak knows it, that's why he jumped. All that lies ahead is a painful realisation of the decision made in 2016. 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Gnasher]

 

Nearly right Nad. It was 50/50 at one point. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

Nearly right Nad. It was 50/50 at one point. 

 

 

 

 

 

She'll be ball-bagged as usual. 

 

 

 

 

[DalyanPete]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

Wouldn't 

[Pete]

The Express really does have a hard on for the blonde twat don’t they?

[Anubis]

 

 

[Section_31]

Tory MPs' abilities to rehabilitate themselves is astonishing. Neil Parish doing the rounds on telly as a talking head. Astonishing. 

[TD_LFC]

New education minister is a bit of a cunt then, she'll fit in well.

[Barrington Womble]

They're talking tax cuts now. Fucking hell. 

[TD_LFC]

Zahawi might not make it through the day if he keeps sweating like he was on Sky News.

 

Remember to hydrate, people.

[Vincent Vega]

8 hours ago, Section_31 said: