Tory Cabinet Thread

[Gnasher 2,841]

More bad news for the convict.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Freddo 93]

54 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

I wonder if he’s planning another spontaneous visit to Kiev? 
 

Imagine if he ploughs on and we end up with Jonathan Gullis as Health Secretary and Lee Anderson as Chancellor of the Exchequer! 

That Gullis character, I’d love to smash that cunts face in. 

[Bjornebye 34,379]

 

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye 15,142]

12 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

I jest, but, is genuinely possible and has been rumoured.

 

Most likely he’ll get a cushy gig like Home Secretary and another will be moved over t chancellor, possibly an olive branch to someone, but will likely be rejected.

Priti Patel running the country’s finances?!?

[Creator Supreme 1,805]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Priti Patel ruining the country’s finances!

 

[Freddo 93]

Dorries is a fucking lunatic. What a turncoat. He must be giving her it big style. 
Felating bitch 

[an tha 8,672]

And that stupid cow Norries has backed him....

 

I suppose she has fuck all to lose...way too stupid to get another job going forward under new leader.

[Baresi 1,831]

3 minutes ago, Freddo said:

Dorries is a fucking lunatic. What a turncoat. He must be giving her it big style. 
Felating bitch 

 

[Bjornebye 34,379]

 

 

 

 

[Pete 2,188]

Jacob Rees Moggs  is an utter, utter , utter cunt. 

[Anubis 21,830]

Sunak - the public rightfully expect governs to be conducted properly. Tell me more about US citizenship applications, Rishi la.

[Jennings 4,230]

Come on @Captain Willard - what's the latest goss from the Tories?

 

Who's next?

[Gnasher 2,841]

16 minutes ago, Freddo said:

That Gullis character, I’d love to smash that cunts face in. 

I like your energy, that's the right attitude.

[Gnasher 2,841]

Javid actually brought up Jeremy Corbyn in his resignation letter.

 

 

Ghost written by Numero.

 

[Shooter in the Motor 8,639]

Maybe Johnson has a few rapists and owls he can bring in to head up his team?

[Bjornebye 34,379]

Two more have gone although fuck knows who they actually are

 

Bim Afolami resigns as Conservative Party vice chair

 

 

Andrew Murrison has resigned as Boris Johnson's trade envoy to Morocco.

The Conservative MP for South West Wiltshire has formally served as a minister for the Foreign Office and the now-defunct Department for International Development.

In his letter he said, "the last straw in the rolling chaos of the past six months has been the unavoidable implications of Lord McDonald's letter".

[Kevin D 9,739]

1 hour ago, Captain Howdy said:

As far as Johnson is concerned you won’t be hearing it again. By hook or by crook they will launch him into the sea. This has been coordinated, there will be more to follow.

I think he’ll escape fairly easily and it will be all forgotten in a weeks time.

[torahboy 891]

Gullis has resigned! From fucking what?  I can't believe that retarded twat was given a position in a government - even one as fucking awful as this one.

[Captain Turdseye 15,142]

1 minute ago, Kevin D said:

I think he’ll escape fairly easily and it will be all forgotten in a weeks time.

They’re changing their party rules next week so they can bring forward another vote of confidence. He’s a dead man walking. 

[Bjornebye 34,379]

Just now, torahboy said:

Gullis has resigned! From fucking what?  I can't believe that retarded twat was given a position in a government - even one as fucking awful as this one.

One cunt that. Self-interests no doubt. He's been wheeled out a few times to spout shit. 

[Nelly-Matip 8,557]

[Anubis 21,830]

I thought I’d check in on Angie, fanatical Boris Johnson supporter and all-round Nadine Dorries wannabe.

 

She hasn’t tweeted since January and the Cyberboris site is now private. Her one-woman war on his enemies appears over.

 

Et tu, Angie? Et tu?

 

angie

@angelneptustar

Campaigned 3 times for Boris Johnson, and twice for Tories, now blog & tweet in his support. All comments and opinions my own.: https://cyberboris.wordpress.com

North Londoncyberboris.wordpress.comJoined January

[Numero Veinticinco 8,433]

11 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

Ghost written by Numero.

 

Obsessed.

[Carvalho Diablo 17,162]

I actually feel sorry for Johnson; all of these treacherous two-faced Tory turncoats stabbing him in the back, and for what?

 

For staying true to the sociopathic, arrogant, incompetent sexist racist values that he's always held.

 

Tory voters getting exactly what they voted for. Suck it.

[Vincent Vega 5,731]