Tory Cabinet Thread

[Captain Howdy 1,958]

1 minute ago, Kevin D said:

I’ve heard that one before.

As far as Johnson is concerned you won’t be hearing it again. By hook or by crook they will launch him into the sea. This has been coordinated, there will be more to follow.

[TD_LFC 1,014]

Dories has just gone into No.10, being shown on sky.

 

Reports that she was carrying a bargain bucket, fishing rod and suitcase full of lager unconfirmed.

 

 

[Captain Howdy 1,958]

19 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Dorries will be consoling him as we speak.

 

Superb 

[Captain Turdseye 15,127]

No Chancellor while the main issue in the country is cost of living. Magnificent. 
 

No Health Secretary while the main issue is the return of Covid. Fantastic. 
 

Truss has come out and backed Johnson unequivocally. 

[Bjornebye 34,241]

4 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Dories has just gone into No.10, being shown on sky.

 

Reports that she was carrying a bargain bucket, fishing rod and suitcase full of lager unconfirmed.

 

 

She knows the ale will be flowing 

[Section_31 25,650]

All we need now is for Michelle O'Neill to fill his ass up with some hot ones, then give me a reacharound when I pick her up on a Vespa and drive her to Holyhead.

[an tha 8,637]

16 minutes ago, Moctezuma said:

Agreed, need him to stay as long as possible so it starts to tarnish their brand

The fact that in so many peoples eyes this has not already happened says a lot ...

[Scooby Dudek 2,391]

New brush sweeps clean. The bad one has gone, everything before was nothing to do with us, you can trust us to think only of you. Need to push these cunts defended everything before, including not resigning when the cunt broke the law whilst in office;

 

 

Ex-chief whip praises Sunak and Javid for resigning

The man who used to be in charge of Conservative Party discipline in the House of Commons has praised the chancellor and health secretary for quitting Boris Johnson's cabinet.

Former Chief Whip Mark Harper tweeted: "Tonight we have seen leadership from Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid.

"Honourable decisions made by honourable men. The Conservative Party still has so much to offer to our country. It’s time for a fresh start

 

[Rushies tash 2,865]

4 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

New brush sweeps clean. The bad one has gone, everything before was nothing to do with us, you can trust us to think only of you. Need to push these cunts defended everything before, including not resigning when the cunt broke the law whilst in office;

 

 

Ex-chief whip praises Sunak and Javid for resigning

The man who used to be in charge of Conservative Party discipline in the House of Commons has praised the chancellor and health secretary for quitting Boris Johnson's cabinet.

Former Chief Whip Mark Harper tweeted: "Tonight we have seen leadership from Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid.

"Honourable decisions made by honourable men. The Conservative Party still has so much to offer to our country. It’s time for a fresh start

 

Trouble is, there's lots in the media who will parrot that and lots more who will lap it up unquestioningly and vote for the cunts again.

[Section_31 25,650]

7 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

New brush sweeps clean. The bad one has gone, everything before was nothing to do with us, you can trust us to think only of you. Need to push these cunts defended everything before, including not resigning when the cunt broke the law whilst in office;

 

 

Ex-chief whip praises Sunak and Javid for resigning

The man who used to be in charge of Conservative Party discipline in the House of Commons has praised the chancellor and health secretary for quitting Boris Johnson's cabinet.

Former Chief Whip Mark Harper tweeted: "Tonight we have seen leadership from Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid.

"Honourable decisions made by honourable men. The Conservative Party still has so much to offer to our country. It’s time for a fresh start

 

One of them has probably been decreed the heir apparent which is why they've jumped now.

[lifetime fan 12,711]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

One of them has probably been decreed the heir apparent which is why they've jumped now.

You wouldn’t be surprised if they had made a Blair/Brown style pact. 
 

Javid becomes PM, Sunak returns as chancellor on the understanding Javid steps down mid term in the next parliament. 
 

Gives Sunak enough time for the FPN to be forgotten about and they both get to be PM. 

[Captain Turdseye 15,127]

HE’S GOTTA GO, BILL!

[Nelly-Matip 8,544]

After all the shit Johnson has pulled, it is a bit mad that some bloke drunkenly grabbing another fellas plums is the thing that might bring the government down. 
 

Tezzygate. 

[Bruce Spanner 6,122]

28 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

No Chancellor while the main issue in the country is cost of living. Magnificent. 
 

No Health Secretary while the main issue is the return of Covid. Fantastic. 
 

Truss has come out and backed Johnson unequivocally. 

Your man Hancock for Chancellor…

[Captain Turdseye 15,127]

It’s not nice to say but there’s plenty of people around this country who came out to vote for Brexit and Johnson who won’t vote Conservative if the leader has an Asian name like Sunak or Javid. 

[Captain Turdseye 15,127]

1 minute ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Your man Hancock for Chancellor…

Fuck. That. 

[Tj hooker 2,684]

The haunted pencil defending the indefensible now on Channel 4 just fuck off you arsewipe 

[Red Phoenix 1,967]

Mad, looks like he's really about done for now.

[Bruce Spanner 6,122]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

Fuck. That. 

I jest, but, is genuinely possible and has been rumoured.

 

Most likely he’ll get a cushy gig like Home Secretary and another will be moved over t chancellor, possibly an olive branch to someone, but will likely be rejected.

[Bjornebye 34,241]

3 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

The haunted pencil defending the indefensible now on Channel 4 just fuck off you arsewipe 

I can't bare to listen to that bastard 

[Mook 20,736]

Call me pessimistic but I think this is extremely bad news. Johnson will have to go & the tories will come up smelling of roses with a fresh bill of health going into the next election. They'll blame all the Brexit/Covid costs & fuck ups on him too.

 

It would help if the opposition wasn't a lame gazelle trapped in a lion enclosure like but there you go.

[Bruce Spanner 6,122]

Just now, Mook said:

Call me pessimistic but I think this is extremely bad news. Johnson will have to go & the tories will come up smelling of roses with a fresh bill of health going into the next election. They'll blame all the Brexit/Covid costs & fuck ups on him too.

 

It would help if the opposition wasn't a lame gazelle trapped in a lion enclosure like but there you go.

Yep, Starmer is fighting a ground war of attrition in a digital age.

[Bjornebye 34,241]

Just now, Mook said:

Call me pessimistic but I think this is extremely bad news. Johnson will have to go & the tories will come up smelling of roses with a fresh bill of health going into the next election. They'll blame all the Brexit/Covid costs & fuck ups on him too.

 

It would help if the opposition wasn't a lame gazelle trapped in a lion enclosure like but there you go.

I think that was always the plan from the start. 

 

But you're right, "New (or Old) Conservatives" and all will be forgotten by the cunts who will swing it back in their favour. 

[Tj hooker 2,684]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

I can't bare to listen to that bastard 

Same I switched over to SW19

[Tj hooker 2,684]

Ben Wallace is rumoured to be the next one to jump ship