Tory Cabinet Thread

[TD_LFC 1,014]

Dorries will be consoling him as we speak.

 

[Baresi 1,826]

Cunts. They are only trying to save face. Horrible, horrible cunts. 

[Kepler-186 552]

Get right into these! 

[Bruce Spanner 6,122]

6 hours ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Expect a cabinet resignation shortly.

 

People will be working out percentages on optics, options and futures.

 

The first will see the house crumble as they all need to keep hold of those cushy, and well remunerated, positions.

*cough*
 

I had Javid in the sweepstake! 
 

Up a tenner and down a minister.

[Captain Howdy 1,958]

He’s done

[Baltar 1,059]

The tossers are in complete meltdown. I bet that shitbag of a PM will still refuse to quit. 

[TD_LFC 1,014]

Odds on him jibbing off PMQ's tomorrow?

 

Wouldn't put it past him to make Pincher Chancellor and Saville Health minister 'Weekend at Bernies' style.

[Scooby Dudek 2,391]

Sunak says the public expect "government to be conducted properly, competently and seriously"

 

Javid tells the PM he can "no longer, in good conscience, continue serving in this government"

 

 

Won't happen, but whenever these cunts get on their moral high horse about their reason for leaving they should be asked what was is about the dozens* of previous incidents that were not bad enough for your moral compass to kick

 

 

* Said journalist should list the dozens of incidents

 

 

[Captain Howdy 1,958]

2 minutes ago, Baltar said:

The tossers are in complete meltdown. I bet that shitbag of a PM will still refuse to quit. 

He’s done, there’s no way out of this

[Nelly-Matip 8,544]

I wonder if he’s planning another spontaneous visit to Kiev? 
 

Imagine if he ploughs on and we end up with Jonathan Gullis as Health Secretary and Lee Anderson as Chancellor of the Exchequer! 

[Scooby Dudek 2,391]

1 minute ago, Captain Howdy said:

He’s done, there’s no way out of this

If he doesn't resign, their rules mean they  can't force him out. It's great

[Tj hooker 2,684]

3 minutes ago, Baltar said:

The tossers are in complete meltdown. I bet that shitbag of a PM will still refuse to quit. 

The longer he hangs on the more damage he does keep going you lying fuck 

[Bruce Spanner 6,122]

3 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

He’s done, there’s no way out of this

He’ll try a reshuffle and hope to get to recess.

 

The only real hope is Starmers Coup de Grace of a house wide VoNC, which is now possible and would be seismic.

 

The 22 could still amend before recess, possible.

 

Hes also at the standards select committee which will be a blood bath! 

[Gnasher 2,814]

Good. Get the cunt out. 

[Baltar 1,059]

I bet the hardcore Tory supporters are not bothered and as long as their blonde buffoon is still in charge, they don't mind at all that the brown "Indian" chaps have resigned. They're probably celebrating the news.

[Scooby Dudek 2,391]

3 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Odds on him jibbing off PMQ's tomorrow?

 

Covid is on the rise, good change him or someone he knows will have tested positive by tomorrow 

[RJ Fan club 1,694]

Johnson presently walking round number 10 licking door handles, doing lateral flows and phoning Ukraine 

[Gnasher 2,814]

1 minute ago, Scooby Dudek said:

If he doesn't resign, their rules mean they  can't force him out. It's great

I think those rules can be changed as quickly as next Thursday.

[Baresi 1,826]

Come on Nadine 

[Moctezuma 1,018]

2 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

The longer he hangs on the more damage he does keep going you lying fuck 

Agreed, need him to stay as long as possible so it starts to tarnish their brand

[AngryOfTuebrook 24,980]

[Gnasher 2,814]

6 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

I wonder if he’s planning another spontaneous visit to Kiev? 
 

Imagine if he ploughs on and we end up with Jonathan Gullis as Health Secretary and Lee Anderson as Chancellor of the Exchequer! 

Probably. He'll be walking around Kyve by the weekend.

[Kevin D 9,715]

9 minutes ago, Captain Howdy said:

He’s done, there’s no way out of this

I’ve heard that one before.

[deiseach 3,870]

13 minutes ago, Baresi said:

Cunts. They are only trying to save face. Horrible, horrible cunts. 

Is right. The idea that this was a bridge too far, while all the crap before it was acceptable, is risible. Every last one of them is pure fucking evil.

[Tj hooker 2,684]

Stolen from Twitter. 

The thing is Boris you have visited quite a bit lately