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3 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Another thing thats getting forgotten about is that initially they said there was no evidence any wrong doing had been done.

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18 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:


Or bananas, strangely enough.

Surprised it hasn't been announced as a new policy. 

 

We're going to become world leaders in bananas.

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1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

Surprised it hasn't be announced as a new policy. 

 

We're going to become world leaders in bananas.


Bananas are far too exotic.

 

It'll be turnips, and lots of ‘em.

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I always thought a "banana republic" refered to a country that was controlled by a foreign company/country.

 

United Fruit Company in Central America I think were the progenitors.

 

Nothing about race, just corruption.

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German journalist calls us and our journos blind for not seeing our government as nothing more than a bunch of corrupt cunts. British journo admires the honesty,

 

 

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Waking up to find Gove licking your nipples is possibly one of the most disturbing thoughts imaginable. I hope to God it's him though. 

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2 hours ago, magicrat said:

Waking up to find Gove licking your nipples is possibly one of the most disturbing thoughts imaginable. I hope to God it's him though. 

That cunt could lick them both at the same time.

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8 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

There is car crash and then this 

Watched that, the usual politicians trick of simply refusing to answer a simple question. They all do it, I detest politicians I really do, I don’t respect nor would I ever consider voting for any of them.

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1 minute ago, Captain Howdy said:

Watched that, the usual politicians trick of simply refusing to answer a simple question. They all do it, I detest politicians I really do, I don’t respect nor would I ever consider voting for any of them.

They're educated in how not to answer the question. "what I will say" "it's important to remember" then roll into their shite. The only one who grabs them and says No, answer is Yvette Cooper. Media wankers have no idea how to counter them and when they do try the Daily Mail will bring up them burning an ant with a magnifying glass when they were 6 or some shit. 

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I'm out of words.

 

 

Rishi Sunak has been branded “out of touch” after reportedly paying more than £10,000 to fly by private helicopter to a Tory dinner in Wales.

The chancellor is said to have shelled out of his own pocket for the round-trip from Battersea heliport in London to the Conservative conference event in Newtown, Powys, at the weekend.

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9 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

I'm out of words.

 

 

Rishi Sunak has been branded “out of touch” after reportedly paying more than £10,000 to fly by private helicopter to a Tory dinner in Wales.

The chancellor is said to have shelled out of his own pocket for the round-trip from Battersea heliport in London to the Conservative conference event in Newtown, Powys, at the weekend.

 

It's OK he's going to give you another pay day loan tomorrow so you can use the kettle once a day which you'll be paying back in a few months time when bills are even more obscene.

 

It is so astonishingly short sighted you have to believe that they are completely cluless as nobody, nofuckingbody, could belive this was a solution to the current problems, or its a Brass eye outtake.

 

Load the public with debts that need to be paid in the future to pay for what they need today and will be even more expensive when it comes time to pay it back leaving them with greater financial problems.

 

It's like they looked at quantative easing and thought you know what? Instead of throwing monet at a problem we'll throw debt at it and hope that fucking works.

 

Fucksake, my toddler could think of better ways.

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