Tory Cabinet Thread

[Bjornebye]

"Of course he knows he was at the event" 

 

On BBC Politics Live, from a tory. Might have been a slip up but she just said it. 

[Bjornebye]

#ScumMedia is trending. Gammons on the right slagging off the media for highlighting the government being cunts. Can imagine a few bots as well. 

[Harry's Lad]

Martin Reynolds, the author of the email has the full confidence of Boris Johnson apparently.

Any bets on how long before the bus arrives?

 

[Bjornebye]

This is a shit show. 

 

Apologies for the upset that the allegations have caused, investigations are underway blah blah blah 

[Arniepie]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

#ScumMedia is trending. Gammons on the right slagging off the media for highlighting the government being cunts. Can imagine a few bots as well. 

Some caller on 5 live today was saying it's a witch hunt.

[Bjornebye]

Angela Eagle kicking right off at them. Spot on 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The line seems to be that it's a waste of time to ensure that the rules apply to everyone and that accountability is upheld, we should instead focus on more important things like ambiguous soundbites like "levelling up" and to "build back better."

 

Cheeky cunts. Taking the piss. 

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Fauci said:

Cheeky cunts. Taking the piss. 

 

Did you expect anything else? 

[Bruce Spanner]

I stand with Les…

 

 

[mars]

 

Is anyone confident that this will be an independent investigation?

[Scooby Dudek]

9 minutes ago, mars said:

 

Is anyone confident that this will be an independent investigation?

Wait the results of the inquiry, when we will find no wrong doings. 

 

Like lying to a public inquiry about knowing who paid for the flat decorations, nothing to see here, no rules broken 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

If it is any consolation, when I was waiting at a bus stop on the Strand/ St Martin's, I had the privilege of conversing with Boris Johnson. He was the mayor at the time: no one seemed to recognise him, but I had the pleasure of telling him to "fuck off". 

[Rico1304]

 

[KMD7]

1 hour ago, Rico1304 said:

 

Just saw that on Sky News. Tough watch.

[Section_31]

DUP enabled the last Tory government and allowed cuntface to run a wrecking ball through the peace process, fuck him and 6,000 year old dinosaur he rode in on. 

 

Once again, as is ever the case, all you'll see now, in the media, on main street, in the Commons, is two faced cunts bemoaning the behaviour of people they enabled because, although they won't admit it,  they were quite happy with the idea that only other people would suffer under their yoke, and not them. Covid though, is the great leveller. 

 

The way you have to have a Covid passport to get into night clubs, you should have to have a 'I didn't vote Tory' passport before you can expect any sympathy whatsoever. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

This cunt

 

 

 

 

[clangers]

If only we'd known that sort of following the Covid rules and working really hard at your job meant you could ignore lockdown and throw a party in your back garden?

 

Still think this is an inside job to ensure Boris departs later in the year so they can install a new leader for an election in 18 months time. The Tory party will then neatly step away from the existing government's car crash and convince enough of the electorate that it wasn't them and you couldn't possibly hold them responsible for the actions of the previous regime...as they always do.

[Section_31]

Fabricant looks like me if I did He-Man cosplay and yet imagined myself to genuinely look like He-Man.  

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, clangers said:

If only we'd known that sort of following the Covid rules and working really hard at your job meant you could ignore lockdown and throw a party in your back garden?

 

Still think this is an inside job to ensure Boris departs later in the year so they can install a new leader for an election in 18 months time. The Tory party will then neatly step away from the existing government's car crash and convince enough of the electorate that it wasn't them and you couldn't possibly hold them responsible for the actions of the previous regime...as they always do.

 

There's definitely an element of that. 

 

Don't know if you've ever read The Man in the High Castle but there's a bit in it where Robert Childan, a guy who sells Americana and memorabilia, is trying to peddle a fake Wild West revolver to Frank Fink, and Fink tells him it's fake. Childan knows it's fake, everyone knows they're fake, everyone who sells - or buys them - knows they're fake, but the fact someone says it to his face blows his whole world apart for the rest of the book. 

 

This is how these cunts work, and have worked, for eternity. You can be corrupt, you can exchange favours and make deals in hushed rooms, bum boys in the park and piss on prostitutes, walk out of prison and get a book deal, anything you want - as long as you're in the club, as soon as you're not, everyone starts pointing these things out as though it's an outrage which they're shocked and appalled by, but it just simply means your privileges have been revoked. 

[Qwikage]

11 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

This cunt

 

 

 

 

He was on 5 live this morning slabbering the same pish. If I found the likes of him or Johnson, lying in a pool of blood in the middle of the road, I would need a hip replacement by the time I finished kicking them. 

[Gooch]

I don't think he is surviving this. The tories are fed up and the polls are turning against him, this will just make things worse. He's becoming too toxic in the same way Trump did. You can keep saying that people will just forget about this but its not showing in the polls. They are fed up of being taken the piss out of and a couple of loons on twitter defending him doesn't change that. The tory power brokers can see it coming and has been said theres probably plenty more ammo in the locker.

[Pete]

2 minutes ago, Gooch said:

I don't think he is surviving this. The tories are fed up and the polls are turning against him, this will just make things worse. He's becoming too toxic in the same way Trump did. You can keep saying that people will just forget about this but its not showing in the polls. They are fed up of being taken the piss out of and a couple of loons on twitter defending him doesn't change that. The tory power brokers can see it coming and has been said theres probably plenty more ammo in the locker.

Sort it out or step aside, Tory donor tells Boris Johnson https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59956939

[Megadrive Man]

Fabricant is my MP. I will call him a cunt next time I see him lauding it up in the city centre. Not that it will make much difference round here.

[Megadrive Man]

7 minutes ago, Gooch said:

I don't think he is surviving this. The tories are fed up and the polls are turning against him, this will just make things worse. He's becoming too toxic in the same way Trump did. You can keep saying that people will just forget about this but its not showing in the polls. They are fed up of being taken the piss out of and a couple of loons on twitter defending him doesn't change that. The tory power brokers can see it coming and has been said theres probably plenty more ammo in the locker.

 

It is starting to feel like it's only a matter of time now before he goes. I'm sure it was the plan all along for a number of the tory party just to use him to defeat Corbyn and then return to a more traditional tory cunt.  

[Strontium]

By now this should probably be called the Tory Cabernet Thread