Tory Cabinet Thread

[Harry's Lad]

Gove sacked.

[Creator Supreme]

Fucking hell, are there enough left to form a quorum?

[Captain Willard]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Gove sacked.

Been in hiding all day. Not a surprise. 

[Mudface]

This is just mental, utter chaos. It has to be these cunts' 'Winter of Discontent'/ 'Black Wednesday' moment. They should be out of power for a generation after this ridiculous farce.

[Numero Veinticinco]

This season of United Kingdom has really stepped it up a notch. 

[manwiththestick]

Someone should just kick in the door of number 10, chuck the scruffy cunt out on the steps and state they're the new PM.

 

Can't be any worse.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

I can't love this enough.  

Can he lose the whip??

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Someone should just kick in the door of number 10, chuck the scruffy cunt out on the steps and state they're the new PM.

 

Can't be any worse.

Like Uncle Phil throwing Jazz out on Fresh Prince!

[manwiththestick]

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

Like Uncle Phil throwing Jazz out on Fresh Prince!

Haha, yeah and then dust their hands off, take a bow and go back inside and finish off all his drugs.

[johnsusername]

 

 

[Vincent Vega]

[Arniepie]

6 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Someone should just kick in the door of number 10, chuck the scruffy cunt out on the steps and state they're the new PM.

 

Can't be any worse.

Fuck that 

This is fucking glorious 

Did they really think he was just going to walk out with his tail between his leg's?

Once again the trump simililiarities are starting.

They voted in a liar with no principles who does what the fuck he wants and are shocked he is acting in this way.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

[Colonel Bumcunt]

So many local authorities have spent so much time and money working with these cunts to unlock Levelling Up funding, to get strung along for months, and then this just sets everything back to zero.  

Sorry lads, start again. 

What a useless set of cunts, the entire party. 

 

[johnsusername]

Christ it's hard to keep up with this shit.

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Impressive forehead game. 
 

 

[Anubis]

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

[Anubis]

I reckon he’ll deffo summon the armed forces chiefs to No10 to ask if they’ll support his dictatorship.

[Anubis]

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

Welsh secretary gone now. 

[Vincent Vega]

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Duff Man]

Apparently he can appoint members of the public to ministerial roles, which I've gotta be honest I kinda wanna see.

[Creator Supreme]

1 minute ago, Duff Man said:

Apparently he can appoint members of the public to ministerial roles, which I've gotta be honest I kinda wanna see.

I'll have a go. I can't guarantee that I won't kick Rees Mogg in the bollocks in the next cabinet meeting though!

 

Same goes for Dorries!