Tory Cabinet Thread

[Anubis]

The only numerical sounding word Liz Truss understands is threesome.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

God this fella needs putting in the ring and knocked the shit out of. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Colonel Bumcunt said:

The normal Tory voter is immune to this, and in some ways it not their fault, they are bored of the saturation of politics 'news' painting everything as a crisis.  So now when legitimate crises occur, they think it's just another day in politics.  

I fucking hate BBC News for this.  They have cried wolf every day for the past 20 years in some manic attempt to stay relevant.  

"scum media"

"remainer plot"

"Labour plot"

"beergate"

 

 

 

[Mudface]

6 minutes ago, Bot said:

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he made his cum sock the new Chancellor. 

Nah, he's already done that twice.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

50 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

That would be funny if truss got that. Fuck me. 

Truss is one of the frontrunners to be next PM. She's apparently very popular with the Tory blue rinse brigade.

[magicrat]

Truss and Zahawi apparently fighting over the Chancellor job.

 

Cunt off if ever there was one

[Bruce Spanner]

You’re missing the bigger picture, this isn’t the end, just the beginning of it.

 

He’s in front of select committee tomorrow, the 1922 elections are tomorrow and the full investigation starts tomorrow in to him lying to parliament. Days before the covid enquiry starts and the rest of the dirty laundry starts to be aired.

 

This has time to run.

 

They can’t get rid of him, he won’t quit and they’ll have to ruin themselves to change the rules to get rid in an internal civil war that’ll be front of every paper for weeks/months.

 

Starmer has the nuclear option of a whole house of VoNC, which they can’t now not back, so they are relying on Starmer/Dems getting rid of him and the optics on are seismic and damaging in a way they might never recover.

 

Beautiful.

[Gnasher]

1 minute ago, magicrat said:

Truss and Zahawi apparently fighting over the Chancellor job.

 

Cunt off if ever there was one

Explains why Sunaks replacement is taking so long to be put in place.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Truss is one of the frontrunners to be next PM. She's apparently very popular with the Tory blue rinse brigade.

*resists warm rinse joke* 

[Section_31]

Let's not forget Jo Swinson is to blame for all of this.

 

 

[Arniepie]

Surely than can't be right about truss?

[Mudface]

Just now, Section_31 said:

Let's not forget Jo Swinson is to blame for all of this.

 

 

 

After losing his wife and twin children, Nutsy will have his revenge if it's the last thing he does.

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Arniepie said:

Surely than can't be right about truss?

No, her IQ really is that low.

[TD_LFC]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

God this fella needs putting in the ring and knocked the shit out of. 

This fella has resigned?

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

I think these prompt appointments tonight indicate that Johnson isn’t going anywhere fast and that’ll he’ll do his best to cling on. 

[Arniepie]

12 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

You’re missing the bigger picture, this isn’t the end, just the beginning of it.

 

He’s in front of select committee tomorrow, the 1922 elections are tomorrow and the full investigation starts tomorrow in to him lying to parliament. Days before the covid enquiry starts and the rest of the dirty laundry starts to be aired.

 

This has time to run.

 

They can’t get rid of him, he won’t quit and they’ll have to ruin themselves to change the rules to get rid in an internal civil war that’ll be front of every paper for weeks/months.

 

Starmer has the nuclear option of a whole house of VoNC, which they can’t now not back, so they are relying on Starmer/Dems getting rid of him and the optics on are seismic and damaging in a way they might never recover.

 

Beautiful.

There is no way in the world he will walk,he would rather bring everything crashing down.

Hopefully this will tear the cunting party apart.

I still think he will go for a ge, knowing they will have to get behind him

 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Matip said:

I think these prompt appointments tonight indicate that Johnson isn’t going anywhere fast and that’ll he’ll do his best to cling on. 

Stories will be leaked that Sunak held off on aid to help the ‘cost of living crisis’ whilst Johnson argued for it in the Sundays guaranteed.

[Section_31]

The fact Johnson is holding on so tight suprises me considering what a lazy bastard he is, one wonders if favours are owed and he's yet to fully deliver.

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The fact Johnson is holding on so tight suprises me considering what a lazy bastard he is, one wonders if favours are owed and he's yet to fully deliver.

[Arniepie]

7 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

This fella has resigned?

 

 

Imagine living in Stoke (God forbid )

Your area was decimated during Thatcherism and has never really recovered. 

There has been 10 years of austerity which has seen in an explosion in foodbanks and wages have barely moved. 

By 2019 you have had enough..you go vote and vote in another tory mp

Absolutele fucking imbeciles

[magicrat]

2 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

There is no way in the world he will walk,he would rather bring everything crashing down.

Hopefully this will tear the cunting party apart.

I still think he will go for a ge, knowing they will have to get behind him

 

Don't get fooled by "he'll never walk".  Johnson will go with a whimper when faced by a second confidence vote he knows will be lost.  All bluster and bullshit at the end of the day.,

[Colonel Bumcunt]

8 minutes ago, Nelly-Matip said:

I think these prompt appointments tonight indicate that Johnson isn’t going anywhere fast and that’ll he’ll do his best to cling on. 

Bewwwwtiful.  

Drag this on and it wouldn't surprise me if the cunt tops himself. This is a personal catastrophe for an extremely egotistical and substance-dependent person, his whole life is invested in this performance, and it's going so, so wrong.   His father will turn his back on him if he fucks this up.  House Johnson is being dragged through the muck. 

[Arniepie]

5 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Don't get fooled by "he'll never walk".  Johnson will go with a whimper when faced by a second confidence vote he knows will be lost.  All bluster and bullshit at the end of the day.,

I can't see it. 

That arrogance is bred into cunts like that. 

He won't wanna go down in history as a failure. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

Imagine living in Stoke (God forbid )

Your area was decimated during Thatcherism and has never really recovered. 

There has been 10 years of austerity which has seen in an explosion in foodbanks and wages have barely moved. 

By 2019 you have had enough..you go vote and vote in another tory mp

Absolutele fucking imbeciles

Because plenty of cunts from Stoke are just like this cunt