Tory Cabinet Thread

[Barrington Womble]

Let's hope he tries to take us to a GE. I feel if he did that now, we'd get him out. We might not get a labour majority, but we'd get him out. Then hopefully follow it with PR in. 

[Vincent Vega]

 

[Red Phoenix]

1 minute ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Get it rocking, mate. Identify the cunts. Start making a list dude, we will make a movie that follows us as we travel around the country shitting through their letterboxes.

 

Haha, I'm sure it'll be on the go soon anyway. I fully support some shit going through their letterboxes though.

[Barrington Womble]

7 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Nadhim Zahawi just gone into No10. 

BBC speculating he might get one of the 2 big jobs that have opened up. 

[Vincent Vega]

Steve Barclay new health secretary, Truss rumoured to be new chancellor. 

[Harry Squatter]

It's like the end of Casino. The tory twats.

 

Can someone beat up Rees Mogg and Bury him in a cornfield?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Vincent Vega said:

Steve Barclay new health secretary, Truss rumoured to be new chancellor. 

Liz. Truss. 
 

Yeah. Pork Markets should see an upturn. 

[Bjornebye]

 

[Barrington Womble]

1 minute ago, Vincent Vega said:

Steve Barclay new health secretary, Truss rumoured to be new chancellor. 

That would be funny if truss got that. Fuck me. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

 

My money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds… 

[Arniepie]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

Name 3 decisions He has got right in 3 and a half years you utter crank.

[Vincent Vega]

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Arniepie said:

Name 3 decisions He has got right in 3 and a half years you utter crank.

Fuck me mate I hate him 

[Vincent Vega]

3 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Liz. Truss. 
 

Yeah. Pork Markets should see an upturn. 

 

3 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

That would be funny if truss got that. Fuck me. 

There’ll probably be a run on the pound if she actually gets it. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just now, Vincent Vega said:

 

There’ll probably be a run on the pound if she actually gets it. 

I’ve already transferred my savings to Coutts. You should see the size of the fuckin’ chequebook. 

[Atticus Finch]

7 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Feel the same. Unless there’s another couple, he will blister his way through. To be honest, even then…

I  feel Starmer is still the more vulnerable at this moment than Johnson. 

 Durham police announcement incoming over the next few days and the media will turn this around. 

Also Johnson will not walk no matter who resigns, his ego won’t let him, he’s Donald MK2. He will need to dragged out of No10 with Dorries holding on to his ankles screaming no

 

[Vincent Vega]

Looks like Truss rumour was bullshit thankfully. 

 

[Red_or_Dead]

5 minutes ago, Vincent Vega said:

Looks like Truss rumour was bullshit thankfully. 

 

Not enough photo ops as Chancellor.

 

 

[Vincent Vega]

 

[Arniepie]

8 minutes ago, Atticus Finch said:

I  feel Starmer is still the more vulnerable at this moment than Johnson. 

 Durham police announcement incoming over the next few days and the media will turn this around. 

Also Johnson will not walk no matter who resigns, his ego won’t let him, he’s Donald MK2. He will need to dragged out of No10 with Dorries holding on to his ankles screaming no

 

You can see it coming cant you?

[johnsusername]

I'm not usually a man of violence, but I'd quite happily take a flame thrower to Rees Mogg.

[torahboy]

Looks like Labour's slogan at any election called is going to be  'A Fresh Start for Britain'. Starmer kept saying it in an interview. Reminded me of Blair's 'New Labour - New Britain', Cameron's 'Big Society' and Johnson's 'Now lick my balls, Nadine'. 

[TD_LFC]

Liz Truss can't spell 1+1.

[Oh Buoy]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if he made his cum sock the new Chancellor. 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

The normal Tory voter is immune to this, and in some ways it not their fault, they are bored of the saturation of politics 'news' painting everything as a crisis.  So now when legitimate crises occur, they think it's just another day in politics.  

I fucking hate BBC News for this.  They have cried wolf every day for the past 20 years in some manic attempt to stay relevant.