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Tory Cabinet Thread


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4 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Dories has just gone into No.10, being shown on sky.

 

Reports that she was carrying a bargain bucket, fishing rod and suitcase full of lager unconfirmed.

 

 

She knows the ale will be flowing 

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New brush sweeps clean. The bad one has gone, everything before was nothing to do with us, you can trust us to think only of you. Need to push these cunts defended everything before, including not resigning when the cunt broke the law whilst in office;

 

 

Ex-chief whip praises Sunak and Javid for resigning

The man who used to be in charge of Conservative Party discipline in the House of Commons has praised the chancellor and health secretary for quitting Boris Johnson's cabinet.

Former Chief Whip Mark Harper tweeted: "Tonight we have seen leadership from Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid.

"Honourable decisions made by honourable men. The Conservative Party still has so much to offer to our country. It’s time for a fresh start

 

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4 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

New brush sweeps clean. The bad one has gone, everything before was nothing to do with us, you can trust us to think only of you. Need to push these cunts defended everything before, including not resigning when the cunt broke the law whilst in office;

 

 

Ex-chief whip praises Sunak and Javid for resigning

The man who used to be in charge of Conservative Party discipline in the House of Commons has praised the chancellor and health secretary for quitting Boris Johnson's cabinet.

Former Chief Whip Mark Harper tweeted: "Tonight we have seen leadership from Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid.

"Honourable decisions made by honourable men. The Conservative Party still has so much to offer to our country. It’s time for a fresh start

 

Trouble is, there's lots in the media who will parrot that and lots more who will lap it up unquestioningly and vote for the cunts again.

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7 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

New brush sweeps clean. The bad one has gone, everything before was nothing to do with us, you can trust us to think only of you. Need to push these cunts defended everything before, including not resigning when the cunt broke the law whilst in office;

 

 

Ex-chief whip praises Sunak and Javid for resigning

The man who used to be in charge of Conservative Party discipline in the House of Commons has praised the chancellor and health secretary for quitting Boris Johnson's cabinet.

Former Chief Whip Mark Harper tweeted: "Tonight we have seen leadership from Rishi Sunak and Sajid Javid.

"Honourable decisions made by honourable men. The Conservative Party still has so much to offer to our country. It’s time for a fresh start

 

One of them has probably been decreed the heir apparent which is why they've jumped now.

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4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

One of them has probably been decreed the heir apparent which is why they've jumped now.


You wouldn’t be surprised if they had made a Blair/Brown style pact. 
 

Javid becomes PM, Sunak returns as chancellor on the understanding Javid steps down mid term in the next parliament. 
 

Gives Sunak enough time for the FPN to be forgotten about and they both get to be PM. 

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28 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

No Chancellor while the main issue in the country is cost of living. Magnificent. 
 

No Health Secretary while the main issue is the return of Covid. Fantastic. 
 

Truss has come out and backed Johnson unequivocally. 


Your man Hancock for Chancellor…

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Just now, Captain Turdseye said:


Fuck. That. 


I jest, but, is genuinely possible and has been rumoured.

 

Most likely he’ll get a cushy gig like Home Secretary and another will be moved over t chancellor, possibly an olive branch to someone, but will likely be rejected.

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Call me pessimistic but I think this is extremely bad news. Johnson will have to go & the tories will come up smelling of roses with a fresh bill of health going into the next election. They'll blame all the Brexit/Covid costs & fuck ups on him too.

 

It would help if the opposition wasn't a lame gazelle trapped in a lion enclosure like but there you go.

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Just now, Mook said:

Call me pessimistic but I think this is extremely bad news. Johnson will have to go & the tories will come up smelling of roses with a fresh bill of health going into the next election. They'll blame all the Brexit/Covid costs & fuck ups on him too.

 

It would help if the opposition wasn't a lame gazelle trapped in a lion enclosure like but there you go.


Yep, Starmer is fighting a ground war of attrition in a digital age.

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Just now, Mook said:

Call me pessimistic but I think this is extremely bad news. Johnson will have to go & the tories will come up smelling of roses with a fresh bill of health going into the next election. They'll blame all the Brexit/Covid costs & fuck ups on him too.

 

It would help if the opposition wasn't a lame gazelle trapped in a lion enclosure like but there you go.

I think that was always the plan from the start. 

 

But you're right, "New (or Old) Conservatives" and all will be forgotten by the cunts who will swing it back in their favour. 

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