Tory Cabinet Thread

[Gnasher]

48 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

It’s telling that Sunak will not be at PMQs today. He’s found a reason to go to Devon. As the saying goes, never interrupt your enemy when he making a mistake. 

Dom gave him the heads up, 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

14 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Definitely. It will be very interesting to see how occupied the front bench is around the PM. PMQs - essential viewing (never would have thought it). 

 

I just hope that pompous, fat wind-bag for the SNP doesn't speak for too long - he drains the energy out of the room, and gives Johnson an avenue of escape by being so pious. Hopefully, Raynor instead of Starmer (who is another windbag with no killer instinct).

Blackford is ace in PMQ's. He knows the cunt won't answer so he rams home the message that they are proper horrible cunts. 

[Bjornebye]

Fuck off you lying cunt 

[Strontium]

15 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

I just hope that pompous, fat wind-bag for the SNP doesn't speak for too long - he drains the energy out of the room, and gives Johnson an avenue of escape by being so pious.

 

He seems to call for Johnson's resignation every week. Perhaps he's expecting him to say: yeah, you know what, you've persuaded me to resign.

[M_B]

He says it was a work event.

 

Cause yeah, you bring your own bottle to a work event.

[Jennings]

This means he lied last time. He misled the house. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

I throw myself at the mercy of the court.

[Bjornebye]

A very despondent looking front bench today. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Blackford is ace in PMQ's. He knows the cunt won't answer so he rams home the message that they are proper horrible cunts. 

He's not Stig, he so easily mocked for pomposity that he gives Johnson an out. He's the Ernie Wise straightman. Hopefully  Blackford raises his game.

[Bjornebye]

Gove and Coffey have shown up. Must be happy hour in the subsidised bar afterwards. 

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

He's not Stig, he so easily mocked for pomposity that he gives Johnson an out. He's the Ernie Wise straightman. Hopefully  Blackford raises his game.

He is in my eyes, simply for the shit he gives him. Let's face it, nothing he says is going to change anything is it? he won't get an answer so just ram home the message. 

 

Patel's started scowling. Truss is hoping her paracetamol kick in because she's hungover. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

He is in my eyes, simply for the shit he gives him. Let's face it, nothing he says is going to change anything is it? he won't get an answer so just ram home the message. 

 

Patel's started scowling 

Started?

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

He is in my eyes, simply for the shit he gives him. Let's face it, nothing he says is going to change anything is it? he won't get an answer so just ram home the message. 

 

Patel's started scowling. Truss is hoping her paracetamol kick in because she's hungover. 

How can you tell? Sour faced, rancid bitch. (Her, not you...)

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Brevity from Robbo! Good ploy, give Boris time to speak and suffer.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

Started?

She was looking quite solemn to begin with. Sympathy eyes of course. 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

If Sue Grey comes through for him she will be Dame Sue before you know it.

[TD_LFC]

Conservatives cutting through the bullshit and asking the important questions on washing machine filters, Job Centre schemes and heritage museums in rutland.

[Bjornebye]

Look how he goes into gear with his usual bollocks after the last question from Starmer. I'd love to punch his fat fucking cunt in. Had to pause it for a work call, probably good for my blood pressure. 

 

 

Oh hang on he isn't subdued and solemn anymore, got his mojo back just like that. 

[Bjornebye]

"Sorry for breaking the rules, lying to the public and so on but we've delivered the fastest vaccine roll.........." oh just fuck off. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

The washing machine filters though 

[Bjornebye]

Tory lot all masked up today

 

 

 

[TD_LFC]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Tory lot all masked up today

 

 

 

To be fair the stench of bullshit must be unbearable.

[Paulie Dangerously]

25 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

She was looking quite solemn to begin with. Sympathy eyes of course. 

Sadness in her eyes 

[Bjornebye]

No questions about the party from Conservative MP's? 

[cloggypop]

11 minutes ago, TD_LFC said:

Conservatives cutting through the bullshit and asking the important questions on washing machine filters, Job Centre schemes and heritage museums in rutland.

I'd go to a Rutles museum