Tory Cabinet Thread

[Stickman]

Another day another war analogy in the Mail , there’s just never a cone around when you need one…

 

Apart from the fact most of the bombing in major cities was at night and that the WiFi signal in the 1940’s was pretty shite too so you had to come into work then he’s pretty spot on 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

1 hour ago, Stickman said:

Another day another war analogy in the Mail , there’s just never a cone around when you need one…

 

Apart from the fact most of the bombing in major cities was at night and that the WiFi signal in the 1940’s was pretty shite too so you had to come into work then he’s pretty spot on 

 

 

I hope it rains traffic cones on that twat! What an insufferable bellend!

[Anubis]

Yeah, in the 1940s we also had rationing, Iain. Things cha… …oh.

[Anubis]

Started early today.

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

They are starting the week with fuel crisis, new Brexit shit show, Alex refusing to look at bills protecting women, COVID looking shaky again, flu having the potential to be a cunt, ecosystem crisis, more supply issues and it’s not even Monday yet, I dread to think what new crisis they’ll create and try and fix through sheer incompetence this week.

 

The cunt is on fucking holiday, pathetic fucking charlatan.

[Anubis]

Not to mention having to slaughter 120 thousand pigs we can’t feed. Or butcher. Or distribute the meat.

[Bruce Spanner]

11 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Not to mention having to slaughter 120 thousand pigs we can’t feed. Or butcher. Or distribute the meat.

 

Wait until the import/export checks kick in, it's going to be an absolute disaster.

[Section_31]

1 hour ago, Stickman said:

Another day another war analogy in the Mail , there’s just never a cone around when you need one…

 

Apart from the fact most of the bombing in major cities was at night and that the WiFi signal in the 1940’s was pretty shite too so you had to come into work then he’s pretty spot on 

 

 

 

Yeah but the Germans weren't in the office and bombs were falling on houses too, the pointless bald cunt.

[Section_31]

13 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Started early today.

 

 

 

Goes well with javed's 'rely on friends and family for health and social care' rather than the state.

 

Imagine what a grotesque simpleton you've got to be to have fallen for this shit at the election, little more than a brain stem on legs.

[sir roger]

1 hour ago, Bruce Spanner said:

They are starting the week with fuel crisis, new Brexit shit show, Alex refusing to look at bills protecting women, COVID looking shaky again, flu having the potential to be a cunt, ecosystem crisis, more supply issues and it’s not even Monday yet, I dread to think what new crisis they’ll create and try and fix through sheer incompetence this week.

 

The cunt is on fucking holiday, pathetic fucking charlatan.

Should be worth a 3% bounce in the polls at least.

[Anubis]

 

 

[Marko121]

3 hours ago, Stickman said:

Another day another war analogy in the Mail , there’s just never a cone around when you need one…

 

Apart from the fact most of the bombing in major cities was at night and that the WiFi signal in the 1940’s was pretty shite too so you had to come into work then he’s pretty spot on 

 

 

You would have been in a shelter, not an Office??  Anyone who lived through that time will tell you it was fucking awful - all this " spirit " stuff was a load of shit

[Anubis]

3 hours ago, Stickman said:

 

Iain’s got proof…

 

[magicrat]

Kwasimodo promising no interruption to gas supplies this winter. Anyone know how to cook a turkey on a candle ?

[skend04]

Surely reality has got collide sooner rather than later with the daily bullshit from these cunts?

 

 

[Skidfingers McGonical]

32 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Kwasimodo promising no interruption to gas supplies this winter. Anyone know how to cook a turkey on a candle ?

Start now, might be done by Christmas Eve. 

[Anubis]

51 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Kwasimodo promising no interruption to gas supplies this winter. Anyone know how to cook a turkey on a candle ?

Get some wafer thin Turkey slices in.

[Colonel Bumcunt]

On 08/10/2021 at 11:36, Bruce Spanner said:

 

 

 

[magicrat]

24 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Get some wafer thin Turkey slices in.

Thanks but I’m a leg man myself 

[Barrington Womble]

5 hours ago, magicrat said:

Kwasimodo promising no interruption to gas supplies this winter. Anyone know how to cook a turkey on a candle ?

The thing with this nonsense, if we do get power cuts or gas interruptions this summer, you can be sure and certain they'll just blame climate change or the cost of doing Brexit, a pain we need to go through. And the bellends will lap it up too. It's fucking astonishing how bad things are and if there was an election tomorrow these cunts would still walk away with a majority. 

[YorkshireRed]

2 minutes ago, Barrington Womble said:

The thing with this nonsense, if we do get power cuts or gas interruptions this summer, you can be sure and certain they'll just blame climate change or the cost of doing Brexit, a pain we need to go through. And the bellends will lap it up too. It's fucking astonishing how bad things are and if there was an election tomorrow these cunts would still walk away with a majority. 

For the first few years of being in Govt. they blamed the past for fucking up the present, namely attacking Labour for what was a global financial crisis.

 

They seem now to have moved on to suggesting the need to protect the future is the reason for fucking up the present. 
 

Of course the pandemic has also provided additional licence to blame the present for fucking up the present. 
 

All bases covered. 

[Bjornebye]

10 hours ago, Stickman said:

Another day another war analogy in the Mail , there’s just never a cone around when you need one…

 

Apart from the fact most of the bombing in major cities was at night and that the WiFi signal in the 1940’s was pretty shite too so you had to come into work then he’s pretty spot on 

 

 

Shameless cunts. Read the comments section on the DM of any nazi related article. A woman skipped bail in her 90's in the week who worked in a camp and the majority of the comments were implying to leave her alone because of her age etc and one even said "what more do the left want". But yeah, the blitz hooray for blighty. 

[Gnasher]

This pricks an uber cunt, they've already slashed overseas aid to some of the poorest people on the planet..Sunaks a cunt of the highest order..

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/oct/10/rishi-sunak-to-save-billions-by-counting-imf-cash-as-aid-for-poor

[Harry's Lad]

14 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

This pricks an uber cunt, they've already slashed overseas aid to some of the poorest people on the planet..Sunaks a cunt of the highest order..

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/oct/10/rishi-sunak-to-save-billions-by-counting-imf-cash-as-aid-for-poor

They all are mate.

There isn't a single one of that cabinet with a noble thought or an ounce of humility or compassion.

Absolutely the worst shower of bastards I can remember.

[Gnasher]

17 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

They all are mate.

There isn't a single one of that cabinet with a noble thought or an ounce of humility or compassion.

Absolutely the worst shower of bastards I can remember.

Yeah I know, I find most of the rest a bit dim but Sunak strikes me as quite clever and a bit evil. I bet this money that should be destined for poor people will be used by Sunak and Johnson to fund shit like the High speed southern rail and election bribes to  England's middle class.