Tory Cabinet Thread

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

Johnson shagged that American bint and bunged her a load of public cash. Hancock's going nowhere over this. I don't even think it's a distraction, just part of a slow drip from Gove's camp to undermine Matty for when he [Gove] makes a move on the leadership.

True. Can't wait for Patel to get caught getting fingered by Jenrick 

 

"That one?"

"no that one the whole fist or it wont fit" 

[sir roger]

34 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

True. Can't wait for Patel to get caught getting fingered by Jenrick 

 

"That one?"

"no that one the whole fist or it wont fit" 

Can't remember my last neg , but that came close.

[Captain Turdseye]

Plenty of people in the local FB groups commenting that they don’t care about his personal life. 
 

Obviously they support the stellar job he’s doing as health secretary. 
 

People, man. Why are they such cunts. 

[Strontium]

I don't care about his private life either, just that he's a massive hypocrite. He's been telling everyone else to stick to their households and he can't even stick to his own wife.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Can't remember my last neg , but that came close.

Hahaha I nearly negged myself at the thought 

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Plenty of people in the local FB groups commenting that they don’t care about his personal life. 
 

Obviously they support the stellar job he’s doing as health secretary. 
 

People, man. Why are they such cunts. 

Oh but imagine if it was Corbyn/Starmer etc ........ Fucking tory cunts 

[Gnasher]

Fair play to Bercow, 

 

 

[sir roger]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahaha I nearly negged myself at the thought 

Oh but imagine if it was Corbyn/Starmer etc ........ Fucking tory cunts 

Shhh , a few rumours that Starmer was caught out rexently with the lady he has just sidelined

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, sir roger said:

Shhh , a few rumours that Starmer was caught out rexently with the lady he has just sidelined

Christ 

[Captain Turdseye]

YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT ANTISEMITISM IN THE LABOUR PARTY

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

If anybody is unsure of how to pronounce the surname of Hancock's snoggee, then this bloke on the BBC has provided clarity. 

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/TobyonTV/status/1408335779194150915

[Bruce Spanner]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

 

Johnson shagged that American bint and bunged her a load of public cash. Hancock's going nowhere over this. I don't even think it's a distraction, just part of a slow drip from Gove's camp to undermine Matty for when he [Gove] makes a move on the leadership.

Johnson is, unsurprisingly, backing him.

 

They absolute hypocrisy of him calling anybody out is part of the problem why the country’s moral compass is fucked.

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Johnson is, unsurprisingly, backing him.

With his track record he can’t do anything else. 

[Bruce Spanner]

1 minute ago, Anubis said:

With his track record he can’t do anything else. 

Yup, I edited to say just as much.

 

‘We’re all in the gutter etc etc…’

[Tj hooker]

I'm just surprised this sort of infidelity isn't compulsory in Good ole Al's government , he's hardly averse to spreading the love around is he .

[Section_31]

It just shows what a shower of two faced twats Tory voters are by and large.

 

"Traditional values" "sanctity of the family" 

 

Get fucked.

 

"I want money, I want to keep money, fuck you if you've got no money". That's basically all there is to them. Social, ethical and moral fungus.

[Mudface]

Johnson has accepted Hancock's apology, and now 'considers the matter closed', so any further questions will be met with that until it blows over (unlike when Hancock was calling for the police to get involved after Neil Ferguson's 'affair'). We really are turning into a Banana Republic.

[Preston Red]

 

[halewood pete]

[halewood pete]

[halewood pete]

[clangers]

Just amazing, nice job Matt. Astonishing sleazy, corrupt, elitist government. Unfortunately they have an 80 seat majority and the electorate have factored all this in and dismissed it.

[clangers]

48 minutes ago, Mudface said:

Johnson has accepted Hancock's apology, and now 'considers the matter closed', so any further questions will be met with that until it blows over (unlike when Hancock was calling for the police to get involved after Neil Ferguson's 'affair'). We really are turning into a Banana Republic.

This is a prime minister where we're still not sure how many children he has? All we do know is that it's jolly draining on his finances.

[Mudface]

5 minutes ago, clangers said:

This is a prime minister where we're still not sure how many children he has? All we do know is that it's jolly draining on his finances.

Yeah but Corbyn liked a mural.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

[Section_31]

Some NHS contracts went to this woman's brother apparently. We're living in Naples it would seem.