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Tory Cabinet Thread


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1 minute ago, sir roger said:

What a shameless rat bastard. They’ve just spent years telling us to fuck other countries, look after our own. Corrupt psychopaths who are robbing this country blind. BNP bastards.

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9 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Spot the problem with this nonsense?

 

 

 

Does the freeport exist? And I don't think there are 180,000 people in Hartlepool are there?

 

(Edit: though possibly that could end up being the amount of Tory postal votes)

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2 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

Does the freeport exist? And I don't think there are 180,000 people in Hartlepool are there?

 

You are correct on both counts.

 

Hartlepool has a population of 92,000, meaning the Tories have created two well paying jobs for every single resident.

 

I know Tories have plenty of side hustles, but I didn't realise it was now mandatory to need more than one job to keep afloat.

 

Most will see this and not question it as it's a govenment minister!

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On 01/05/2021 at 10:57, magicrat said:

A pint of froth just sums up the cunt

That’s how Guinness bubbles up when someone has pissed in it. Ok, this may or may not be true. Ok, it’s not true. But I can live in hope, can’t I?

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Johnson is in Hartlepool campaigning on the sea front. Apparently the monkey hangers are taking selfies with him and elbow bumping him.

 

Loki had it right, but was just in the wrong country.


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5 minutes ago, Anubis said:

That’s how Guinness bubbles up when someone has pissed in it. Ok, this may or may not be true. Ok, it’s not true. But I can live in hope, can’t I?

That sort of knowledge would need to be first hand imo. You have strange drinking habits mate . 

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2 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

 

I'm not sure how much effort Tories put into honesty any more...

 

 

His latest broadcast lays the blame for police station cuts at the door of Sadiq Khan, but...

 

 


Bailey is a weapons grade moron.

 

He’s been spouting all sorts of nonsense and hoping it sticks, more through desperation as the tories seem to have washed their hands of him because of said stupid shit and he’s polling terribly because he just keeps putting his foot in it every time he opens his mouth, which he never seem to close.

 

Complete non event of a campaign.

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4 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

Hartlepool's working age population is approximately only 60,000.
Probably half of those people are either unfit or unable to work.


180000 jobs eh...?

I suppose it’s possible they’ve opened up workhouses for the kids, and given them second jobs as chimney sweeps.

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Made up jobs for a made up town. 

 

 

Some of this cabal of loathsome criminals are aware of what they're doing. They might not understand any of the detail, or any of the policies individually, but they realise their overall philosophy is just reverse Robin Hood economics. 

 

A few of them, however, like Nadine, you feel really buy into this guff. A few of them, like Nadine, are 100 carrot window lickers. 

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He wanted to fly Airfarce1 to India for less than Dido spent oin letter headed paper for T&T.

 

World beating lack of a coherant plan apart from line friends pockets.

 

'Johnson and Modi will agree a number of key investments and the pathway towards a new free trade deal at Tuesday’s meeting, which Downing Street said would create 6,500 British jobs and contain more than £533m of new Indian investment into the UK, in sectors such as health and technology. No timeframe has been given for the job creation or total investments.

 

Among the new deals announced were 1,000 jobs at the technology firm Infosys, which is owned by Rishi Sunak’s father-in-law, one of India’s most successful entrepreneurs, whose daughter Akshata Murty married Sunak in 2009.'

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14 hours ago, Anubis said:

I suppose it’s possible they’ve opened up workhouses for the kids, and given them second jobs as chimney sweeps.

There is probably a job going as a Monkey Hanger. The last one must be dead by now. 

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