Tory Cabinet Thread

[Champ]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

She's defo given him a nosh somewhere along the line. 

It’s the only logical explanation 

[Harry's Lad]

10 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Only 4?

I'm not a religious man, but I'm praying they don't win the next General Election.

 

[Gnasher]

Third time shes been done for bullying. Dan Hodges thinks it's a storm in a teacup though.

 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

19 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

I'm not a religious man, but I'm praying they don't win the next General Election.

 

Me too.

[Anubis]

Form a square around her? Like at Waterloo?

 

I’d form a square around her with metal walls, a ceiling, and a floor, all heavily welded together with no point of entry of exit, and leave her to rot..

[sir roger]

I suppose they have won in a way , as I just assumed it would be ignored by Johnson whatever it said , so wasn't particularly upset when it transpired.

[Manny]

Christ, there really is no accountability for these lads is there?

 

Breaking the law to go for a fucking drive to your mum’s house during a pandemic? No bother.

 

Help a donor mate dodge £40m of much-needed tax? Yeah sound.

 

Hand out public money for dodgy PPE contracts to companies set up 3 weeks ago with no track record and with one of your mates listed as director on Companies House? Go for it, this is actively encouraged.

 

More civilians dead in a pandemic than killed by Hitler? It was hard work you know, give us a break.

 

International law? Fuck that, we answer to a higher power (WILL OF THE PEOPLE).

 

Bullying in the workplace? For the second time? After you’ve already been found having secret meetings with foreign governments? No problem at all, you’re far too useful to keep the gammon throbbers a’twitchin’ so do what you like.

 

Everyone else? Help us solve our fucking blunders and stay in the house. And if you should lose your job or see your business fail? Just the way it breaks mate. Actions have consequences, you know?

 

I detest every single one of them to my core. I hope they die in a fucking fire.

[Duff Man]

Tories not facing meaningful consequences episode 3,857.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Teflon tories. Look at Grayling for fuck sake. He'd be unemployable in any other industry.

[Section_31]

15 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Teflon tories. Look at Grayling for fuck sake. He'd be unemployable in any other industry.

Jenrick is the worst IMO, even the Mayor of Palermo thinks he's taking the piss. Never seen such a brazenly outwardly corrupt fucker in politics. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Jenrick is the worst IMO, even the Mayor of Palermo thinks he's taking the piss. Never seen such a brazenly outwardly corrupt fucker in politics. 

You have to wonder what they've all got on each other. 

[Harry's Lad]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

You have to wonder what they've all got on each other. 

That cabinet must be a real snakepit.

I'm hoping that once one of them gets bitten more will follow.

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

That cabinet must be a real snakepit.

I'm hoping that once one of them gets bitten more will follow.

Yeah I fully expect Cummings to be ran-over by a steam-roller in the coming weeks. 

 

 

 

To be fair, I wouldn't mourn. 

[Harry's Lad]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Yeah I fully expect Cummings to be ran-over by a steam-roller in the coming weeks. 

 

 

 

To be fair, I wouldn't mourn. 

Nor me, the Mr Burns faced cunt.

[Bobby Hundreds]

18 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

That cabinet must be a real snakepit.

I'm hoping that once one of them gets bitten more will follow.

Not a chance. Its a multi headed hydra like a mafia. One mob boss goes another one springs up. They will always put the party first because its to their individual benefit the ultimate racket.

[Section_31]

Can you imagine what it was like to have moral, or even vaguely moral, leaders? 

 

On the news last week when they were asking simple Simon Raab to comment on Trump saying the election was a fix, and I just started laughing and went back to what I was doing, making a brew or whatever it was. 

 

It just goes without saying they'll back anything heinous as long as it doesn't personally cost them anything. 

[Harry's Lad]

27 minutes ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Not a chance. Its a multi headed hydra like a mafia. One mob boss goes another one springs up. They will always put the party first because its to their individual benefit the ultimate racket.

You're right of course, but without hope, there's nothing.

[Gnasher]

Oh dear, first day on the job. She was in tears over bullying last week. Did she used to work for our bbc? Probably.

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

I blame Corbyn

 

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

8 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

I wonder if unintentionally and inadvertently doing things will be available as an exculpatory defence in all other forms of tribunal, or is it's application just available to government ministers? 

They tested the water with 'I was just testing my eyes'.

 

Now they've moved on to, 'unintentionally and inadvertently'.

 

It'll be 'the money was just resting in my account' next.

[Barrington Womble]

8 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

I wonder if unintentionally and inadvertently doing things will be available as an exculpatory defence in all other forms of tribunal, or is it's application just available to government ministers? 

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw her on the news before. So as home secretary is she going to be ok if i drive a car at her at 100mph as long as I didn't mean to hurt her when the car made contact? 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, Barrington Womble said:

Exactly what I was thinking when I saw her on the news before. So as home secretary is she going to be ok if i drive a car at her at 100mph as long as I didn't mean to hurt her when the car made contact? 

If you hit her arse you're fucked 

[Gnasher]

 

[Champ]

54 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

They tested the water with 'I was just testing my eyes'.

 

Now they've moved on to, 'unintentionally and inadvertently'.

 

It'll be 'the money was just resting in my account' next.

When you think you couldn’t  hate them any more

[Scooby Dudek]

1 hour ago, Champ said:

When you think you couldn’t  hate them any more

You have to give them credit for that at least.