Tory Cabinet Thread

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Absolutely fucking shameless this shower are lad , let's light up Number 10 and say we won't let it happen again but when push comes to shove they really don't give a fuck .

Haven't looked at the news myself but I doubt it's even made the headlines. 

They get away with it every time. Is PMQ's back this week? If so Starmer has 6 chances to hold them to account. He wont do it properly and instead the cunt will shout him down, prattle on about getting brexit done and get away with running the worst and most corrupt cabinet in history. 

[Tj hooker]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

They get away with it every time. Is PMQ's back this week? If so Starmer has 6 chances to hold them to account. He wont do it properly and instead the cunt will shout him down, prattle on about getting brexit done and get away with running the worst and most corrupt cabinet in history. 

Yeah PMQ's is on this week to be fair he made a decent fist of it last week left Bojo floundering which I appreciate isn't difficult but without his cheerleaders Johnson is  worse than ever now 

[Gnasher]

Government seems to admit breaking lawful agreement in commons. May savages Johnson 'how can uk be trusted' government looking very shaky, heres the daily mails top political idiot Dan Hodges take

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

About 70 XR protesters were arrested this week.  Similar numbers of Tory MP arrests would be nice.

[Gnasher]

I was waiting for the freinds of Israel mob to blame the mess on someone else, someone like er Jeremy Corbyn, oh here we go...

 

 

[Gnasher]

2 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

About 70 XR protesters were arrested this week.  Similar numbers of Tory MP arrests would be nice.

I think even by desperate Dan's standards hes having a fucking nightmare trying to defend the government here. 

[Gnasher]

I shouldn't laugh

 

 

 

[Mudface]

24 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

About 70 XR protesters were arrested this week.  Similar numbers of Tory MP arrests would be nice.

Still haven't seen Patel denouncing those fine, upstanding British patriots who blockaded Dover port.

[Gnasher]

Cracking headline on front page of tomorrows independent 

 

"Britannia waivers the rules"

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

[Bjornebye]

Lie, after lie after fucking lie. Look how smug the cunt is as well

 

 

 

 

 

[Anubis]

On 08/09/2020 at 14:31, Gnasher said:

 

 

[Stickman]

Is Patel really that small or is it that she's just sitting miles away?

 

Reminds me of the Little Britain Dennis Waterman sketch

 

 

[Vincent Vega]

She’s a complete dickhead. I think if someone showed her The Bottom Inspectors from Viz she’d think it was a great idea. Thing is she'd end up being sent to a bottom correction facility herself for having a ridiculous comedy arse.

 

[Mudface]

She'd need a whole battalion of inspectors, the fucking gonk.

[Pete]

She's another evil tory bitch.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Her head does not match her body in a way I've never seen before. Im not having a go at her its just weird.

 

Now I'm going to have a go at her, she seems like a dreadful person. 

[magicrat]

8 hours ago, Stickman said:

Is Patel really that small or is it that she's just sitting miles away?

 

Reminds me of the Little Britain Dennis Waterman sketch

 

 

I am totally re-assured after listening to that and know we are in very safe hands. Thank fuck we don't have a bunch of clueless, self serving hypocritical liars driving the bus.  

[Section_31]

Remember this one when she was sent on the radio to defend Johnson and she'd actually been given a script to read with highlighted text? This is what you're up against.

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/bbcr4today/status/1143073919399862272?lang=en

 

She's doubly dangerous because not only is she a genuinely nasty bitch, she's clearly thick as fuck. Offices are full of people like her in middle management, over achievers who'd set you on fire to keep hold of what precious little they have.

[Anubis]

Charlie Elphicke - two years for being a bad Tory sex pest. I see wifey has taken up the blame the Judge playbook by accusing the court of ‘being on a bit of a mission.’

[Section_31]

9 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Charlie Elphicke - two years for being a bad Tory sex pest. I see wifey has taken up the blame the Judge playbook by accusing the court of ‘being on a bit of a mission.’

I always get him mixed up with Boon.

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Charlie Elphicke - two years for being a bad Tory sex pest. I see wifey has taken up the blame the Judge playbook by accusing the court of ‘being on a bit of a mission.’

Funny that because she stands to lose money from a divorce settlement with his costs 

[lifetime fan]

7 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Remember this one when she was sent on the radio to defend Johnson and she'd actually been given a script to read with highlighted text? This is what you're up against.

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/bbcr4today/status/1143073919399862272?lang=en

 

She's doubly dangerous because not only is she a genuinely nasty bitch, she's clearly thick as fuck. Offices are full of people like her in middle management, over achievers who'd set you on fire to keep hold of what precious little they have.

Priti “I’ve never supported the death penalty” Patel. 
 

 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

UnPriti needs those big fat legs to carry the weight of all that hypocrisy.

[Gnasher]

16 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Funny that because she stands to lose money from a divorce settlement with his costs 

Anyone for a whip round?