Tory Cabinet Thread

[Captain Howdy]

On 15/07/2020 at 15:51, Anubis said:

Middle of a pandemic and these cunts are still jockeying for position in any succession.

 

 

Like it would be any different under any other party. They’re all the same.

 

 

[Tj hooker]

No hypocrisy here from Hammond no siree 

[Section_31]

It's like Conservative ideology is underpinned by individualism and the quest for personal wealth to such an extent that it comes at the expense of everything else ranging from self respect and rule of law, to traditional institutions and national security.

[Bobby Hundreds]

They're a hive a psychopaths. A cuntlective. The British version of the mafia. 

[Duff Man]

12 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

No hypocrisy here from Hammond no siree 

He's literally just taken a role as a paid advisor to the Saudi finance minister. The myth of the 'good/moderate' Tory will endure, though.

[Tj hooker]

7 minutes ago, Duff Man said:

He's literally just taken a role as a paid advisor to the Saudi finance minister. The myth of the 'good/moderate' Tory will endure, though.

Jesus corrupt as fuck doesn't even begin to cover it 

[Duff Man]

5 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Jesus corrupt as fuck doesn't even begin to cover it 

Barely a murmur in the press. Imagine a Labour MP, especially one on the left, doing something similar. It'd have got wall to wall coverage for a week at the least.

[Tj hooker]

12 minutes ago, Duff Man said:

Barely a murmur in the press. Imagine a Labour MP, especially one on the left, doing something similar. It'd have got wall to wall coverage for a week at the least.

Absolutely could be worse though could have caught drinking a Mojito on the tube 

[Anubis]

The Royal Navy vs Unarmed Migrant Dinghys. Its on like Donkey Kong. Prepare for ramming speed.

 

 

 

[Section_31]

A source close to Home Secretary Priti Patel has branded Ben and Jerry's ice cream "overpriced junk food" after the company criticised her stance on cross-channel migrant crossings.

 

In a series of tweets, the firm urged her and others to show more "humanity", adding that "people cannot be illegal".

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

A source close to Home Secretary Priti Patel has branded Ben and Jerry's ice cream "overpriced junk food" after the company criticised her stance on cross-channel migrant crossings.

 

In a series of tweets, the firm urged her and others to show more "humanity", adding that "people cannot be illegal".

 

 

 

[A Red]

I cant wait for the owners of Tena Pads views on the Norwich one way system

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, A Red said:

I cant wait for the owners of Tena Pads views on the Norwich one way system

So Ben & Jerrys aren't allowed to tweet about inhumanity? 

[Rico1304]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

So Ben & Jerrys aren't allowed to tweet about inhumanity? 

When they are owned by Unilever and are being investigated for not paying tax, no. 
 

as for migrants...

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/25/ben-jerrys-migrant-workers-dairy-farms

[Manny]

Fucking hell though, media working like an absolute dream for Johnson and his cunt chums. Under increasing pressure over their handling of Covid, schools, PPE, economy, everything, so what happens?

 

Get the fucking migrant catnip out, and send the Gammon thighrubber of choice out to talk tough, talk about the Navy and deploying military hardware against brown people, and get them all wanking into a frenzy so they forget all about the clusterfuck that has been 2020.

 

What the fuck is Cleverly doing arguing with a company Twitter feed? Go and do some work you balloon headed fuck.

[cloggypop]

I'm not having it that Priti Patel thinks junk food is a bad thing. 

[YorkshireRed]

26 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

So Ben & Jerrys aren't allowed to tweet about inhumanity? 

Ben is. Jerry’s on rocky (road) ground. 

[Section_31]

I always thought the end of humanity would be a physical one, like a nuclear war, not a mass mental one, with world leaders talking about drinking bleach and people actually trying it, or home secretaries arguing with ice cream, and - more disturbingly - lots of people not seeing a problem with any of it. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

35 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

When they are owned by Unilever and are being investigated for not paying tax, no. 
 

as for migrants...

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/25/ben-jerrys-migrant-workers-dairy-farms

The people in the Channel aren't migrants, though  - they're refugees/asylum seekers. They're looking for a place of safety and our cunt Home Secretary is sending warships after them.

[Gnasher]

38 minutes ago, Rico1304 said:

When they are owned by Unilever and are being investigated for not paying tax, no. 
 

as for migrants...

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/25/ben-jerrys-migrant-workers-dairy-farms

Its a fair point, dont know why Pittal didnt use your argument as a rebuttal, but then she probably admires them for it.

[Anubis]

Cleverly is saved from being the least intelligent MP in Parliament only by the existence of the amoeba that is Chris Grayling.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

6 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Cleverly is saved from being the least intelligent MP in Parliament only by the existence of the amoeba that is Chris Grayling.

I'm surprised Esther McVey hasn't been brought back into the Cabinet.  She's certainly thick and awful enough to fit in with the current shower.

 

Maybe she refused to let Johnson get "upstairs inside" at a party at Conference some time. 

[Bjornebye]

47 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

 

 

Maybe she refused to let Johnson get "upstairs inside" at a party at Conference some time. 

Mate she would shag the mersey ferry if it meant she furthered her career 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

 

[Rico1304]

2 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

The people in the Channel aren't migrants, though  - they're refugees/asylum seekers. They're looking for a place of safety and our cunt Home Secretary is sending warships after them.

They all are? You can tell that how, by looking at them? 
 

totally agree on Patel, she’s vile.